Archives: 2004-02

You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.

Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)

File Updated: 2017-09-24

Feb

2004

You've done worse

From: Farscape

I can't believe that I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator. –Oh, that's all right. You've done worse.

Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Gigi Edgely (Chiana)

Feb

2004

Compartmentalization of duplicity

From: Farscape

Oh, I do admire your compartmentalization of duplicity.

Melissa Jaffer (Utu-Noranti Pralatong)

#Sarcasm

#Duplicity

Feb

2004

Irresponsible pus-brains

From: UHF

This is a business, not a home for irresponsible pus-brains!

Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)

#Work

#Insult

Feb

2004

Twinkie-wiener sandwich

From: UHF

Look what I got here, Bob. A twinkie-wiener sandwich, your favorite!

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)

#Food

Feb

2004

Who shot the couch?

From: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Say, nice jacket. Who shot the couch?

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark)

#Fashion

#Bitchy

#Clothes

Feb

2004

Where ya headed?

From: Jeremiah Johnson

Where ya headed? –Same place you are, Jeremiah... Hell in the end.

Robert Redford (Jeremiah Johnson) | Stefan Gierasch (Del Gue)

#Religion

#Hell

Feb

2004

No honeymooning

From: Marihuana

There's no honeymooning until after we're married!

Harlene Wood (Burma Roberts aka 'Blondie')

#Sex

#Marriage

#Lust

Feb

2004

It's delicious

From: Marihuana

(laughter) It's delicious, and I love it.

Harlene Wood (Burma Roberts aka 'Blondie')

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