Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

You can't fool us

From: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary)

#Exclamations

#Conspiracy

#Government

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Born Today

Pat Buttram • 19 Jun 1915

Charles Coburn • 19 Jun 1877

Virginia Hey • 19 Jun 1952

Moe Howard • 19 Jun 1897

Christopher Logan • 19 Jun 1971

Zoe Saldana • 19 Jun 1978

Eric Schweig • 19 Jun 1967

Diana Sowle • 19 Jun 1930

Kathleen Turner • 19 Jun 1954

Kim Walker • 19 Jun 1968

Died Today

Olga Georges-Picot • 19 Jun 1997

Will Wright • 19 Jun 1962

Anton Yelchin • 19 Jun 2016

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

Top 20 Quotes - Today

What are you kids up to?, from: Big Eden
Views today: 12

Not the place for sleep, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 11

Going to need another Timmy! (v2), from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 7

Need looking into, from: The Milton Berle Show
Views today: 7

You undead sack of shit, from: Bubba Ho-tep
Views today: 7

A god-damned robot!, from: Alien
Views today: 7

You don't need to know, from: The Rock
Views today: 6

Come get some, from: Army Of Darkness
Views today: 6

I don't need you telling me my job!, from: Big Eden
Views today: 6

We need more monkeys!, from: Toy Story
Views today: 6

Perhaps you need a drink, from: Bell Book And Candle
Views today: 6

Need a bigger boat, from: Jaws
Views today: 5

Evidence is not required, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 5

If the job's worth doing, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 4

You pulled a boner tonight, from: Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman
Views today: 4

It's not wise to upset a Wookiee, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 4

Explode with delight, from: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Views today: 4

Should have told long ago, from: Reaper
Views today: 4

Patterns in Nature, from: Pi
Views today: 3

Yay capitalism, from: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 70,405

Family Guy / Total views: 34,203

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 29,470

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,415

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 26,520

Up / Total views: 25,733

Looney Tunes / Total views: 24,967

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,589

Babylon 5 / Total views: 18,842

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,215

South Park / Total views: 16,986

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 16,961

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,020

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,595

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,890

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,184

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,086

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,893

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,324

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,200

Archives: 2003-11

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Just a moment

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