Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

You can't fool us

From: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary)

#Exclamations

#Conspiracy

#Government

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Born Today

Eddie Albert • 22 Apr 1906

Glen Campbell • 22 Apr 1936

Jack Nicholson • 22 Apr 1937

Bruce A. Young • 22 Apr 1956

Died Today

Tom Conway • 22 Apr 1967

Will Geer • 22 Apr 1978

Richard Milhouse Nixon • 22 Apr 1994

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Drink up, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 7

Planning to overthrow the Devil, from: Reaper
Views today: 7

Only one potato, from: Psycho Beach Party
Views today: 7

We're just equipped, from: The Spirit
Views today: 6

Special Measures Act of 2001, from: Spectre
Views today: 5

He's too strong, from: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1
Views today: 5

Unnatural and dangerous, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 5

Fundamental moral core, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 5

Number Two pencil, from: UHF
Views today: 5

The only language cheerleaders understand, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 4

Stir, never shake, from: Auntie Mame
Views today: 4

Put him in the Cone Of Shame, from: Up
Views today: 4

Zoology, from: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Views today: 4

And we helped!, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
Views today: 3

Recognized your foul stench, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 3

Give up men?, from: Victor/Victoria
Views today: 3

Get your stinking paws off me, from: Planet of the Apes
Views today: 3

What you talkin' 'bout, Bundy?, from: Married With Children
Views today: 3

Foul words, from: The Philadelphia Story
Views today: 3

Go bullseye some womprats, from: Family Guy
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 69,716

Family Guy / Total views: 33,780

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 29,134

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,089

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 26,177

Up / Total views: 25,396

Looney Tunes / Total views: 24,505

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,360

Babylon 5 / Total views: 18,493

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 17,861

South Park / Total views: 16,713

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 16,615

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,814

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,378

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,626

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,118

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,957

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,704

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,125

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,027

Archives: 2003-11

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