Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

You can't fool us

From: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary)

#Exclamations

#Conspiracy

#Government

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

#Computer

#Government

#Security

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Nov

2003

Giving up my schnapps

From: That '70s Show

Honey, we're all going through hard times. You're giving up your future. I'm giving up my schnapps.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)

Nov

2003

There's a lesson for you

From: That '70s Show

Well, there's a lesson for you.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)

Nov

2003

Making this up as I go

From: Raiders Of The Lost Ark

I don't know. I'm making this up as I go.

Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)

#Improvisation

Nov

2003

Why did it have to be snakes?

From: Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)

#Snakes

Nov

2003

Fish are friends

From: Finding Nemo

Fish are friends, not food.

Barry Humphries (Bruce) | Eric Bana (Anchor) | Bruce Spence (Chum)

#Friends

#Food

Nov

2003

Good on ya, mate!

From: Finding Nemo

Good on ya, mate!

Barry Humphries (Bruce)

#Compliments

Nov

2003

Some goddamn poontang

From: South Park

Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.

Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)

#Sex

Nov

2003

Hooray

From: South Park

Hooray.

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) | Matt Stone (Stan Marsh) (Kyle Broflovski) (Kenny McCormick)

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

Fallen out of time

From: The Hours

I seem to have fallen out of time.

Ed Harris (Richard Brown)

#Frustration

#Time

#Philosophy

Nov

2003

It was done for you!

From: The Hours

It was done for you! It was done for your betterment! It was done out of love!

Stephen Dillane (Leonard Woolf)

#Love

#Frustration

#Guilt

Nov

2003

You pushed the wrong button

From: The Jetsons

(laughter) Oh, George, you pushed the wrong button again!

Penny Singleton (Jane Jetson)

#Computer

Nov

2003

You're out of line

From: Star Trek: Enterprise

You're out of line, Subcommander.

Scott Bakula (Jonathan Archer)

#Military

#Politics

Nov

2003

I'm a translator

From: Star Trek: Enterprise

Episode: Fight or Flight (2001) (Season 1, Episode 3)

I'm a translator. I didn't come out here to see corpses hanging on hooks. –It goes without saying that you're going to encounter the unexpected. –Not corpses on hooks.

Linda Park (Hoshi Sato) | John Billingsley (Dr. Phlox)

File Updated: 2017-11-20

#Language

#Death

#Fear

Nov

2003

See you tomorrow

From: Raiders Of The Lost Ark

See you tomorrow, Indiana Jones.

Karen Allen (Marion Ravenwood)

File Updated: 2017-07-16

#Farewells

Nov

2003

Over-dressing for the wrong occasions

From: Raiders Of The Lost Ark

You Americans, you are all the same... always over-dressing for the wrong occasions.

Ronald Lacey (Toht)

Nov

2003

What is it?

From: The Honeymooners

That is beautiful! What is it?

Art Carney (Ed Norton)

#Gifts

Nov

2003

What a grouch

From: The Honeymooners

What's the matter with you anyway? Sheesh. What a grouch.

Art Carney (Ed Norton)

#Complaints

Nov

2003

You got a knack

From: The Honeymooners

Boy, oh boy, you got a knack for getting yourself out of trouble.

Art Carney (Ed Norton)

#Trouble

Nov

2003

Tough luck

From: The Honeymooners

Tough luck, Ralphie-boy.

Art Carney (Ed Norton)

#Luck

Nov

2003

Sweet. Totally.

From: Finding Nemo

Sweet. –Totally.

Nicholas Bird (Squirt) | Andrew Stanton (Crush)

#Compliments

Nov

2003

Hop inside my mouth

From: Finding Nemo

Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.

Geoffrey Rush (Nigel)

#Parody

#Life

#Warnings

Nov

2003

Bare-assed baby pics

From: Farscape

What's next, we break out the bare-assed baby pictures?

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

Nov

2003

Your timing is terrible

From: Farscape

Your timing is terrible.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Timing

#Frustration

Nov

2003

Mine! Mine! Mine!

From: Finding Nemo

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

uncredited (Seagulls)

#Selfish

#Greed

Nov

2003

Men and directions

From: Finding Nemo

What is it with men and asking for directions?

Ellen DeGeneres (Dory)

#Sexism

#Travel

#Geography

Nov

2003

The spewing of bile

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

You're aware that while it affords one the momentary illusion of satisfaction, the spewing of bile is never a permanent solution.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2016-04-10

Nov

2003

Pierce my bellybutton

From: Daria

I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Piercings

#Body Modification

Nov

2003

I touched the box

From: Xena: Warrior Princess

I can't believe I touched the box.

Renée O'Connor (Gabrielle)

#Gay

#Sex

Nov

2003

Dangerous breasts

From: Xena: Warrior Princess

Ha! It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough.

Renée O'Connor (Gabrielle)

#Gay

#Breasts

#Sex

Nov

2003

Bonded in our hate

From: Xena: Warrior Princess

I feel we're bonded in our hate for this she-demon.

Renée O'Connor (Gabrielle)

#Hate

#Demons

Nov

2003

No rest for the wicked

From: Xena: Warrior Princess

There's no rest for the wicked.

Jay Laga'aia (Draco)

#Philosophy

#Wicked

Nov

2003

Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All (v2)

From: The Bullwinkle Show

OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.

June Foray (Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel)

#Thanks

Nov

2003

Cleverly disguised as a bomb

From: The Bullwinkle Show

But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb.

Bill Scott (Bullwinkle J. Moose)

#Bombs

#Weapons

Born Today

Chris Barnes • 24 Jun 1965

Clarissa Dickson-Wright • 24 Jun 1947

Mick Fleetwood • 24 Jun 1947

Carla Gallo • 24 Jun 1975

Iain Glen • 24 Jun 1961

Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

Jackie Gleason • 24 Jun 1987

David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 25 Quotes - Today

We meet again at last, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 4

Another nice mess, from: Sons Of The Desert
Views today: 4

Full-service island, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 3

Don't even go there, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 3

All known receivers, from: Iron Man 3
Views today: 3

The god of Bingo, from: D.E.B.S.
Views today: 3

You are a liar, from: The Maltese Falcon
Views today: 3

Hey, he's like Rudolph!, from: South Park
Views today: 3

I've got something here!, from: Charade
Views today: 3

The Severed Pianist, from: Daria
Views today: 3

Neighborhood credit unions, from: Police Squad!
Views today: 2

Get your yak nog!, from: Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury
Views today: 2

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 2

Good evening, Clarice, from: The Silence Of The Lambs
Views today: 2

Waiting for you, from: Murder By Death
Views today: 2

A message for you, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 2

Merry Christmas anyway, from: All I Want For Christmas
Views today: 2

Get a day job, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 2

Self-respect, from: Jessica Jones
Views today: 1

Going to find them all, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

I'll have a brandy, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 1

Run back home, from: Thor
Views today: 1

Didn't see that coming, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Views today: 1

If vengeance is all you seek, from: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Views today: 1

It is your destiny, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 1

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,723

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Sound Effects / Total views: 25,529

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Up / Total views: 23,086

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,801

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,622

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,816

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,093

South Park / Total views: 15,214

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The Jetsons / Total views: 14,675

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,444

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,788

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,293

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,229

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,910

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,155

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,078

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,886

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,841

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,798

Daria / Total views: 10,796

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,918

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