Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

You can't fool us

From: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary)

#Exclamations

#Conspiracy

#Government

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

#Computer

#Government

#Security

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Born Today

Cory Edwards • 21 Aug 1968

Cody Kasch • 21 Aug 1987

Carrie-Anne Moss • 21 Aug 1967

Jack Weston • 21 Aug 1924

Died Today

Phyllis Diller • 21 Aug 2012

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Fashionable, from: The Ritz
Views today: 20

Beware of the big green dragon, from: Glen or Glenda
Views today: 12

Completely insane, from: Farscape
Views today: 10

Netflix "bong", from: Netflix
Views today: 9

You monster, from: Portal 2
Views today: 8

They call us criminals, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 8

The wrath of the Mighty Thor, from: Thor: Ragnarok
Views today: 8

You're a mess, from: The Last Dragon
Views today: 6

Talking in the third person, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 5

I'll have to think about it, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 5

Holidays always depress me, from: Reaper
Views today: 5

Very cross, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 5

I'm losing my hair, from: Murder By Death
Views today: 4

Someone could've died, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 4

Retrieve my beanie, from: Batman: The Original Series
Views today: 4

Suck-ass job, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 4

A new haircut, from: Queer As Folk (USA)
Views today: 4

My natural hair, from: Auntie Mame
Views today: 4

No Halloween in this house, from: The King Of Queens
Views today: 4

It's nasty, from: The Rock
Views today: 4

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Up / Total views: 23,489

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Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,071

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,401

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Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,871

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The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,254

Archives: 2003-11

Try 'humbug'

Bug Humbar

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They're showing off

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Just a moment

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The battle is over

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