Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

You can't fool us

From: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary)

#Exclamations

#Conspiracy

#Government

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Born Today

Peter Boyle • 18 Oct 1935

George C. Scott • 18 Oct 1927

Eric Stuart • 18 Oct 1967

Lucky Yates • 18 Oct 1967

Died Today

Henry Travers • 18 Oct 1965

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

03 Jul 2019 • Arte Johnson

09 Jul 2019 • Rip Torn

19 Jul 2019 • Rutger Hauer

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Archives: 2003-11

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