Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Born Today

Eddie Albert • 22 Apr 1906

Glen Campbell • 22 Apr 1936

Jack Nicholson • 22 Apr 1937

Bruce A. Young • 22 Apr 1956

Died Today

Tom Conway • 22 Apr 1967

Will Geer • 22 Apr 1978

Richard Milhouse Nixon • 22 Apr 1994

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

Top 20 Quotes - Today

You're exactly who you're supposed to be, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 13

Cooking a fish, from: Everybody Loves Raymond
Views today: 9

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 8

Never try to shit an old pro, from: The Ritz
Views today: 8

The popcorn you're eating, from: The Kentucky Fried Movie
Views today: 8

Eating and crying, from: The Invention Of Lying
Views today: 7

SFX: Jetson's doorbell v2, from: The Jetsons
Views today: 7

Timmy! (v3), from: South Park
Views today: 6

Is there anything you don't know?, from: Our Man Flint
Views today: 5

Let's take a picture of us eating, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 5

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 5

What more, Santa?, from: Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Views today: 4

Traffic on the day before Christmas, from: Bewitched
Views today: 4

SFX: a 5 o'clock time-to-leave-work whistle, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 4

Did you get fat, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 4

Shaquille O'Neal, from: Commercials
Views today: 4

Refrain from eating paint chips, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 4

First Contact Day, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 4

SFX: computer sounds, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 4

Big, squishy butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

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Sound Effects / Total views: 32,482

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Up / Total views: 30,167

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Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,667

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,609

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South Park / Total views: 22,417

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,523

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,126

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,795

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 18,015

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The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,544

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,146

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,928

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,202

Archives: 2003-11

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Bug Humbar

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