Archives: 2003-11

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

#Food

#Thanksgiving

#Sarcasm

Nov

2003

You can't fool us

From: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary)

#Exclamations

#Conspiracy

#Government

Nov

2003

Just a moment

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just a moment. Just a moment.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Waiting

Nov

2003

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-11-12

#Computer

#Government

#Security

Nov

2003

No promise you can make

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

There's no promise you can make that I can trust.

Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins)

Nov

2003

The battle is over

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#War

Born Today

Carrie Fisher • 21 Oct 1956

Everett McGill • 21 Oct 1945

Jeremy Miller • 21 Oct 1976

Leonard Rossiter • 21 Oct 1926

Andrew Scott • 21 Oct 1976

Ken Watanabe • 21 Oct 1959

Carleton Young • 21 Oct 1905

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

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A fireplace you never use, from: Will & Grace
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Let 'em have at it, from: McLintock!
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They're all on TV, from: That '70s Show
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Archives: 2003-11

Try 'humbug'

Bug Humbar

Sugar tits

They're showing off

More vulgar

You can't fool us

Just a moment

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification

No promise you can make

The battle is over

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