Archives: 2003-06

You like The Carpenters. –Oh, insanely. –Well, here's to your first OGT. Obviously Gay Trait. Mine are: love of The Carpenters, culinary interests, and intense fear of blood sports.

Timothy Olyphant (Dennis) | Andrew Keegan (Kevin)

#Gay

#Food

#Sports

#Music

#Fear

Jun

2003

Fairy emergency

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

No Streisand. No Bette. No Judy. What the fuck is a fairy supposed to do around here in case of emergency?

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Jun

2003

He's not gay, he's in a fraternity

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

Oh, please, that's right up there with 'He's not gay, he's in a fraternity.'

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Jun

2003

Cleverer than you look

From: Die Another Day

You know, you're cleverer than you look. –Hmm. Still better than looking cleverer than you are. Follow me, please.

Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

Jun

2003

It's called the future

From: Die Another Day

Yes. Well, it's called the future, so get used to it.

John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

Jun

2003

Scored for a chick

From: Phantom of the Paradise

Swan, this was scored for a chick! I'm not doing it in drag.

Gerrit Graham (Beef)

File Updated: 2016-09-06

Jun

2003

Look, Philbin, I am a professional. I have been in this business a long time. Now if I don't want to do a show, it's not because I got stage fright. It's because some creature from beyond doesn't want me to do the show! Now gangway!

Gerrit Graham (Beef)

File Updated: 2016-06-26

Jun

2003

What goofballs are made of

From: Dragnet

Do the youngsters know what these goofballs are made of, son?

Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)

#Drugs

#Police

#Science

Jun

2003

Tranquilizers

From: The Long, Hot Summer

Well don't throw in the towel yet, Agnes, dear. Those tranquilizers may see us through yet.

Joanne Woodward (Clara Varner)

#Towels

#Drugs

Jun

2003

Could be worse

From: Young Frankenstein

What a filthy job! –Could be worse. –How? –Could be raining. (thunder)

Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) | Marty Feldman (Igor)

#Work

#Weather

#Hygiene

Jun

2003

Taffeta

From: Young Frankenstein

Taffeta, darling. –Taffeta, sweetheart.

Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) | Madeline Kahn (Elizabeth)

#Love

#Fashion

#Clothes

Jun

2003

I'm a trifle deaf

From: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.

Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka)

File Updated: 2018-01-01

#Hearing

Jun

2003

Nothing is forever

From: All About Eve

Nothing is forever in the Theatre. Whatever it is, it's here, it flares up, burns hot, and then its gone.

Celeste Holm (Karen Richards)

File Updated: 2015-11-28

Jun

2003

Dinner is prepared

From: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

(gong) Master, dinner is prepared!

Patricia Quinn (Magenta)

Jun

2003

Qualified to be a reporter

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Competition (1999) (Season 1, Episode 2)

What makes you qualified to be a reporter? –I'm willing to to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know.

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)

File Updated: 2016-06-26

Jun

2003

Tongue you

From: Farscape

Do not make me tongue you!

Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)

Jun

2003

He's out of your nose hair

From: Farscape

Oh, come on, crack a smile, will you? At least he's out of your nose. –Hair. –That's what I meant. At least he's out of your nose hair.

Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo) | Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Hair

#Nose

#Metaphors

Jun

2003

Let's get the hell out of here

From: On The Beach

Well, we've got another job to do. Let's get the hell out of here. What's the course, Bob?

Gregory Peck (Cmdr. Dwight Lionel Towers, USS Sawfish)

Jun

2003

Good night, David

From: The Huntley-Brinkley Report

Good night, David. –Good night, Chet.

Chet Huntley | David Brinkley

Jun

2003

More god-damned nonsense

From: The Huntley-Brinkley Report

I wish to say that, uh, that we all look forward with great pleasure to four years of wonderful, inspiring speeches, full of wit, poetry, music, love, and affection. Plus more god-damned nonsense.

David Brinkley

Jun

2003

Talk about irony

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Talk about irony.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

#Irony

Jun

2003

They towed my car

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

They towed my car, Cornie! And for no other reason than it was illegally parked and had $1200 in unpaid tickets. –Also, you stole it.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Legal

#Cars

#Theft

Jun

2003

Still learning about my father

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series

Episode: War of the Gods: Part 1 (1979), (Season 1, Episode 13)

How is it after all this time I'm still learning things about my own father? –How is it that after all this time I'm still learning things about my own son?

Richard Hatch (Capt. Apollo) | Lorne Greene (Commander Adama)

File Updated: 2016-09-08

Jun

2003

With your wiener out

From: South Park

What're you doing with your wiener out there, Dad?

Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)

#Father's Day

#Gay

#Sex

Jun

2003

Turn those frowns upside down

From: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that. We call it 'Doobie Snacks.'

Jason Mewes (Jay)

#Drugs

#Food

Jun

2003

Bitch about movies

From: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

The internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies.

Ben Affleck (Holden McNeil)

#Computer

#Movies

Jun

2003

I'm a quiet-living man

From: The Long, Hot Summer

Well, that's all right. I'm a quiet-living man, myself. –Oh, I only know one reason for living quiet, that's if you're too old to live any other way.

Paul Newman (Ben Quick) | Lee Remick (Eula Varner)

Jun

2003

Calling card

From: The Long, Hot Summer

Mister, you sure do leave your calling card.

uncredited

#Work

#Cards

Jun

2003

Are cats drag queens?

From: Robin Williams: Live On Broadway

Is it me or are cats drag queens? I think they are.

Robin Williams

#Gay

#Pets

Jun

2003

How did I forget the hippo?

From: Queer Duck

Christ, how did I forget the hippo?

Kevin Michael Richardson (Stephen Arlo 'Openly' Gator)

#Gay

#Sex

Jun

2003

Check for poop

From: Ice Age

OK, you, check for poop.

Ray Romano (Manfred)

#Poop

#Demands

Jun

2003

Bit of an odd couple

From: Ice Age

You two are a bit of an odd couple. –There is no "us!" –I see. Can't have one of your own so you want to adopt.

Denis Leary (Diego) | Ray Romano (Manfred)

Jun

2003

My master's voice

From: The Long, Hot Summer

If I'm not mistaken, that's my master's voice.

Lee Remick (Eula Varner)

#Slavery

#Parody

#Voice

Jun

2003

Barn-burner

From: The Long, Hot Summer

A barn-burner's the meanest, lowest creature there is!

Victor Rodman (Justice of the Peace)

#Burn

#Fire

#Disgust

Jun

2003

I swear

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

I swear I will not kill anyone.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

File Updated: 2015-05-16

Jun

2003

The War Against The Machines

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war 'Judgment Day.' They lived only to face a new nightmare: the War Against The Machines.

Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)

File Updated: 2015-05-16

Born Today

Chris Barnes • 24 Jun 1965

Clarissa Dickson-Wright • 24 Jun 1947

Mick Fleetwood • 24 Jun 1947

Carla Gallo • 24 Jun 1975

Iain Glen • 24 Jun 1961

Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

Jackie Gleason • 24 Jun 1987

David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

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