Archives: 2003-01

Jan

2003

You're smart enough

From: Farscape

You're smart enough, you're good enough... Doggone it, people like you.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Parody

#Intelligence

Jan

2003

Playing havoc with my sinuses

From: Farscape

The dust on this planet is playing havoc with my sinuses!

Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)

#Medical

#Sinuses

#Dust

Jan

2003

Possess such knowledge

From: Farscape

How do you possess such knowledge?

John Bach (Einstein)

#Knowledge

Jan

2003

I deleted all the files

From: Commercials

Fred, the server was full so I deleted all the files. (from CDW)

uncredited

#Commercials

#Work

#Computer

Jan

2003

In my databanks

From: Knight Rider

Episode: Trust Doesn't Rust (1982) (Season 1, Episode 9)

(beep) That information is in my databanks.

Peter Cullen (K.A.R.R.)

File Updated: 2018-12-26

#Computer

#Information

#Robots

Jan

2003

There is only Power

From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

There is no Good and Evil. There is only Power, and those too weak to seek it.

Richard Bremmer (He Who Must Not Be Named)

File Updated: 2020-07-08

Jan

2003

They'll have to reevaluate me

From: Broadcast News

If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

#Sex

#Death

Jan

2003

Sweet!

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Sweet!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

#Exclamations

Jan

2003

I'd like to help

From: That '70s Show

Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.

Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

#Work

#Bitchy

Jan

2003

Playground rules

From: That '70s Show

No, I said 'Not it!' If playground rules are not in effect, this is anarchy.

Ashton Kutcher (Michael Kelso)

#School

#Games

#Anarchy

Born Today

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Putter Smith • 19 Jan 1941

Jean Stapleton • 19 Jan 1923

Beau Weaver • 19 Jan 1952

Died Today

Don Beddoe • 19 Jan 1991

Miguel Ferrer • 19 Jan 2017

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Slithered and slunk, from: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Views today: 33

Badges?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 12

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 11

SFX: WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle sound, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 9

Run diagnostics, from: Avengers: Endgame
Views today: 8

Shut up you mouth!, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 7

You busy-bodies, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 6

Her pants are blazing for you, from: Short Circuit
Views today: 6

You unkempt lout, from: Witchfinder General
Views today: 6

A living room where the crack den used to be, from: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Views today: 5

A soothing lozenge, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 5

Osama's Homobortion Pot-n-Commie Jizzporium, from: The Daily Show
Views today: 5

Touching myself tonight, from: Deadpool
Views today: 5

Zathras can never have anything nice, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 5

Keeps them out of pool halls, from: Beach Blanket Bingo
Views today: 4

You can't be serious, from: Airplane!
Views today: 4

Bald refusal, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 4

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 4

Get squiffy, from: Blackadder II
Views today: 4

Minority millionaires, from: Pillow Talk
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 80,435

Family Guy / Total views: 38,955

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,582

Sound Effects / Total views: 31,877

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,287

Up / Total views: 29,561

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,034

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 23,732

Babylon 5 / Total views: 23,717

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 22,939

South Park / Total views: 21,811

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 20,985

The Jetsons / Total views: 18,616

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,335

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,037

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,494

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,115

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,679

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,560

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,059

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