Archives: 2003-01

Jan

2003

You're smart enough

From: Farscape

You're smart enough, you're good enough... Doggone it, people like you.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Parody

#Intelligence

Jan

2003

Playing havoc with my sinuses

From: Farscape

The dust on this planet is playing havoc with my sinuses!

Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)

#Medical

#Sinuses

#Dust

Jan

2003

Possess such knowledge

From: Farscape

How do you possess such knowledge?

John Bach (Einstein)

#Knowledge

Jan

2003

I deleted all the files

From: Commercials

Fred, the server was full so I deleted all the files. (from CDW)

uncredited

#Commercials

#Work

#Computer

Jan

2003

In my databanks

From: Knight Rider

Episode: Trust Doesn't Rust (1982) (Season 1, Episode 9)

(beep) That information is in my databanks.

Peter Cullen (K.A.R.R.)

File Updated: 2018-12-26

#Computer

#Information

#Robots

Jan

2003

There is only Power

From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

There is no Good and Evil. There is only Power, and those too weak to seek it.

Richard Bremmer (He Who Must Not Be Named)

File Updated: 2020-07-08

Jan

2003

Sweet!

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Sweet!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

#Exclamations

Jan

2003

They'll have to reevaluate me

From: Broadcast News

If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

#Sex

#Death

Jan

2003

I'd like to help

From: That '70s Show

Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.

Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

#Work

#Bitchy

Jan

2003

Playground rules

From: That '70s Show

No, I said 'Not it!' If playground rules are not in effect, this is anarchy.

Ashton Kutcher (Michael Kelso)

#School

#Games

#Anarchy

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Died Today

Tom Conway • 22 Apr 1967

Will Geer • 22 Apr 1978

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Died This Year

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

You're exactly who you're supposed to be, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 13

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 8

Never try to shit an old pro, from: The Ritz
Views today: 8

The popcorn you're eating, from: The Kentucky Fried Movie
Views today: 8

Cooking a fish, from: Everybody Loves Raymond
Views today: 8

Eating and crying, from: The Invention Of Lying
Views today: 7

SFX: Jetson's doorbell v2, from: The Jetsons
Views today: 7

Timmy! (v3), from: South Park
Views today: 6

Let's take a picture of us eating, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 5

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 5

Is there anything you don't know?, from: Our Man Flint
Views today: 5

SFX: a 5 o'clock time-to-leave-work whistle, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 4

Shaquille O'Neal, from: Commercials
Views today: 4

Refrain from eating paint chips, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 4

What more, Santa?, from: Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Views today: 4

Traffic on the day before Christmas, from: Bewitched
Views today: 4

Did you get fat, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

I always follow my heart, from: The Bridge On The River Kwai
Views today: 3

Scew you guys! (v1), from: South Park
Views today: 3

Dude, sick!, from: South Park
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 82,103

Family Guy / Total views: 39,900

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 34,352

Sound Effects / Total views: 32,482

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,950

Up / Total views: 30,167

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,690

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,667

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,609

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,625

South Park / Total views: 22,417

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,523

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,126

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,795

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 18,015

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,851

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,544

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,146

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,928

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,202

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