Archives: 2002-12

Dec

2002

That was terribly clever

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

I suppose you think that was terribly clever.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

File Updated: 2018-05-30

#Sarcasm

#Clever

Dec

2002

You shall not pass!

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

You shall not pass!

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

File Updated: 2018-05-30

#Warnings

#Threats

#Demands

Dec

2002

Everybody, Wang Chung!

From: Johnny Bravo

Episode: A Johnny Bravo Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Now come on, everybody, Wang Chung!

Donny Osmond

File Updated: 2018-12-19

#Music

#Parody

Dec

2002

Pig discrimination

From: Tiny Toon Adventures

It's pig discrimination, I tell you!

Don Messick (Hampton Pig)

#Discrimination

#Bigotry

#Pigs

Dec

2002

What do you think you're doing? –We're here to celebrate Kwanzaa. –I thought we did that yesterday! –Oh, everybody knows Kwanzaa's seven days. –Seven days? I don't do anything for seven days. –'Cept go without bathing.

Tommy Davidson (Oscar Proud) | Jeff Bennett (Joseph) | Cedric the Entertainer (Bobby Proud) | Jo Marie Payton-Noble (Suga Mama)

Dec

2002

Umoja!

From: The Proud Family

Habari gani? –Umoja!

Jo Marie Payton-Noble (Suga Mama)

#Kwanzaa

#Swahili

Dec

2002

Get fired for doing that

From: Call For Help

Someone should get fired for doing that.

Chris Pirillo

#Work

#Unemployment

#Fired

Dec

2002

What happened to radio since 1996?

From: Call For Help

What happened to radio since 1996? It's just gone down the tubes!

Brett Larson

Dec

2002

Every time you surf porn

From: Call For Help

How often should I clear my cache? –Every time you surf porn and don't want anyone to know that you did.

Alison Strahan | Martin Sargent

Dec

2002

Chris Pirillo's hair

From: Call For Help

Why is Chris Pirillo's hair so awesome?

Cat Schwartz

#Awesome

#Hair

#Sarcasm

Born Today

Michael Crawford • 19 Jan 1942

Paula Deen • 19 Jan 1947

Shelley Fabares • 19 Jan 1944

Dolly Parton • 19 Jan 1946

Katey Sagal • 19 Jan 1954

Putter Smith • 19 Jan 1941

Jean Stapleton • 19 Jan 1923

Beau Weaver • 19 Jan 1952

Died Today

Don Beddoe • 19 Jan 1991

Miguel Ferrer • 19 Jan 2017

Dorothy Malone • 19 Jan 2018

Suzanne Pleshette • 19 Jan 2008

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Slithered and slunk, from: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Views today: 33

Badges?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 13

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 12

SFX: WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle sound, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 10

Run diagnostics, from: Avengers: Endgame
Views today: 9

A soothing lozenge, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 8

Shut up you mouth!, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 8

You busy-bodies, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 7

Her pants are blazing for you, from: Short Circuit
Views today: 7

A living room where the crack den used to be, from: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Views today: 6

You unkempt lout, from: Witchfinder General
Views today: 6

Touching myself tonight, from: Deadpool
Views today: 6

Osama's Homobortion Pot-n-Commie Jizzporium, from: The Daily Show
Views today: 6

Zathras can never have anything nice, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 6

Bald refusal, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 6

Minority millionaires, from: Pillow Talk
Views today: 5

Keeps them out of pool halls, from: Beach Blanket Bingo
Views today: 5

You can't be serious, from: Airplane!
Views today: 5

Da plane! Da plane!, from: Fantasy Island
Views today: 5

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 80,435

Family Guy / Total views: 38,955

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,582

Sound Effects / Total views: 31,877

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,287

Up / Total views: 29,561

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,034

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 23,732

Babylon 5 / Total views: 23,717

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 22,939

South Park / Total views: 21,811

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 20,985

The Jetsons / Total views: 18,616

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,335

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,037

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,494

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,115

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,679

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,560

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,059

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