Archives: 2002-11

Nov

2002

Lies and bullcrap

From: South Park

Episode: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998) (Season 2, Episode 16)

I told you guys the holiday season is nothing but lies and bullcrap.

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

File Updated: 2017-11-30

#Lying

#Christmas

#Chanukah

#Frustration

#Thanksgiving

#Kwanzaa

#Anger

Nov

2002

Santa Claus ties

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we, dad? –No, I have one of those at home.

Juliette Lewis (Audrey Griswold) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Nov

2002

Keeps them out of pool halls

From: Beach Blanket Bingo

It's just good clean fun. Keeps them out of pool halls.

Don Rickles (Big Drop)

File Updated: 2017-11-09

#Morals

#Billiards

Nov

2002

Next!

From: Beach Blanket Bingo

Oh, perfect. You'll hear from us... Next!

Paul Lynde (Bullets)

File Updated: 2017-11-09

#Acting

#Auditions

#Frustration

Nov

2002

Security Procedure

From: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

Computer, request Security Procedure.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

File Updated: 2016-05-08

#Computer

#Security

#Military

Nov

2002

Romulan Ale

From: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

Romulan Ale. Why, Bones, you know this is illegal. –I only use it for medicinal purposes.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

File Updated: 2016-03-21

#Alcohol

#Medical

#Illegal

Nov

2002

A pizza that looks like panties

From: So Graham Norton

It's a pizza that looks like panties.

Sophia Loren

Nov

2002

I'm not as loose as you

From: So Graham Norton

Because I'm not as loose as you.

Cilla Black

Nov

2002

You take over from here

From: Sesame Street

Hey, I got him this far. You take over from here.

Caroll Spinney (Oscar the Grouch)

#Work

#Frustration

Nov

2002

I analyze systems

From: Dragnet 1967

By the way, what do you do for a living? –I'm a systems analyst, myself. –Oh? What's a systems analyst do? –I analyze systems. –Makes sense.

Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday) | Jack Sheldon (Robert Bass)

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