Oct 17 2001 Killing me won't help you From: Phantom of the Paradise Killing me won't help you. Paul Williams (Swan) File Updated: 2015-05-11 #Death#Murder#Paranormal#Warnings
Oct 16 2001 They can bill me From: Aliens This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. –They can bill me. Paul Reiser (Carter Burke) | Sigourney Weaver (Ellen Ripley) #Finance#Sarcasm#Big Business
Oct 15 2001 Hot granny sex From: So Graham Norton Hot granny sex. Graham Norton #Sex#Grandmother#Kink
Oct 15 2001 Three dirty German girls From: So Graham Norton They told me that I could do anything I wanted on the show, so, uh, hey, later on I'll be having sex with one of these three dirty German girls. Graham Norton #Sex#Germany#Television#Warnings#Kink
Oct 13 2001 One moment From: 2001: A Space Odyssey Just one moment, please. Douglas Rain (HAL 9000) #Computer
Oct 13 2001 Very politically correct From: Call For Help That was very politically correct. Are you a gamer? –Uh, yeah. I play hardwood solitaire all the time. Alison Strahan | Chris Pirillo #Computer#Games#Politics#Sarcasm
Oct 13 2001 Quicken or MS Money? From: Call For Help Quicken or MS Money? –Quicken! 'Cause Microsoft doesn't own it. Yet. Alison Strahan | Chris Pirillo #Computer#Software#Sarcasm
Oct 13 2001 Is DOS dead? From: Call For Help Is DOS dead? –No, actually, it's not. It's bagging groceries with Elvis down in, uh, someplace down in South Carolina. Alison Strahan | Chris Pirillo #Computer#Software#Death#Sarcasm
Oct 13 2001 Made a fool out of myself From: Call For Help And maybe I just made a fool out of myself, but that's OK! 'Cause it happens all--it happens all the time and... I can be a fool, 'cause... never mind. Chris Pirillo #Self-Deprication
