Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around here to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear?
If Shlomo and Boris make it through tonight's performance without killing each other, that will be the miracle of Chanukah.
This is Danny DeVito, and I'd like to wish you the best for the Holiday season.
Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.
Hi, this is Bob Vila hoping you build yourself a merry little Christmas and enjoy an improved New Year.
From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any Reindeer Games.
I don't want to play any of their reindeer games!
Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!
When the Long Night comes, return to the End of the Beginning.