Archives: 1999-12

Dec

1999

Sometime before next Christmas

From: Mixed Nuts

Well, I will be at your house sometime before next Christmas! But that's all I have to say.

Madeline Kahn (Blanche Munchnik)

#Christmas

#Promises

Dec

1999

Help from Jack Daniels

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

All of our holidays were always such a mess. –Oh yeah. –How did you get through it? –I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.) | John Randolph (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Sr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

1999

Dolls that cry

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Now listen... We have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink, and run a temperature. We don't need any chewing dolls.

Carl Banas (Head Elf)

Dec

1999

Wild turkey

From: The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show

Well, you see one Christmas my father caught a wild turkey and he fed him corn and chestnuts. But then we didn't have the heart to kill him so we let him get away. –Oh, I see. –But the turkey liked the food so well that he came back each year. And that way we always had-- –A turkey for Christmas dinner? –Yes.

Gracie Allen | George Burns

Dec

1999

Of all the Charlie Browns

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest.

Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

#Cynical

#Philosophy

Dec

1999

If at first

From: Miracle on 34th Street

You mean it's like 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again'? –Yes. –I thought so.

Natalie Wood (Susan Walker) | Maureen O'Hara (Doris Walker)

File Updated: 2018-12-23

#Christmas

#Quotes

#Cynical

Dec

1999

The nightlight of our people

From: Rugrats

Episode: Chanukah (1996) (Season 4, Episode 1)

A menorah is, uh, like the nightlight of our people. In times of darkness it shines on the whole world reminding us not to be afraid to be different, but to be proud who we are.

Fyvush Finkel (Shlomo)

File Updated: 2019-11-24

Dec

1999

That special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving

From: Rugrats

Episode: Chanukah (1996) (Season 4, Episode 1)

Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.

Cheryl Chase (Angelica Pickles)

File Updated: 2019-11-24

Dec

1999

Chanukah blessing in Hebrew

From: Rugrats

Episode: Chanukah (1996) (Season 4, Episode 1)

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech ha’olam, asher kid’shanu b’mitzvotav v’tsivanu l’hadlik ner shel Hanukkah.

Michael Bell (Grandpa Boris Kropotkin) | Fyvush Finkel (Shlomo)

File Updated: 2019-11-24

Dec

1999

Lights another candle

From: Rugrats

Episode: Chanukah (1996) (Season 4, Episode 1)

What is it? –I don't know. But every night I have to wear a funny hat while Grandpa Boris says some stuff I don't understand and Mom lights another candle. –Sounds scary. –Yeah. But then I get a present!

Kath Soucie (Lillian Deville) | Elizabeth 'E. G.' Daily (Tommy Pickles) | Christine Cavanaugh (Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr)

File Updated: 2019-11-24

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Van Williams • 27 Feb 1934

Joanne Woodward • 27 Feb 1930

Died Today

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Leonard Nimoy • 27 Feb 2015

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