Archives: 1999-12

Dec

1999

Merry Christmas, darling

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

Kiss. (mwah) Merry Christmas, darling. –Merry Christmas, Zsa Zsa, darling.

Zsa Zsa Gabor | Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

File Updated: 2016-12-12

#Christmas

#Kissing

Dec

1999

Beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy

From: The Odd Couple

Episode: Scrooge Gets an Oscar (1970) (Season 1, Episode 12)

Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya? All that sticky, phony goodwill. I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy.

Jack Klugman (Oscar Trevor Madison)

File Updated: 2016-12-11

Dec

1999

I'm cute!

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

I'm cute! I'm cute!

Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)

#Christmas

#Love

Dec

1999

All right then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on I have a special treat for you. I'll have you all deloused for the holidays and I'll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that.

Otto Preminger (Col. von Scherbach)

Dec

1999

Water closet

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Yes, I fear, Mr. Baldrick, that the only way you're likely to get a big, wet kiss at Christmas, or indeed any other time, is to make a pass at a water closet.

Rowan Atkinson (Ebenezer Blackadder)

File Updated: 2016-12-19

Dec

1999

I don't ask for much

From: Mama's Family

God knows I don't ask for much, Eunice, but you'd think somebody would wish me a Merry Christmas. –WELL MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAS!

Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper) | Carol Burnett (Eunice Harper Higgins)

Dec

1999

That silly elf song

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Please, Papa, eat! –How can I eat? That silly elf song is driving me crazy!

Peg Dixon (Mrs. Claus) | Stan Francis (Santa Claus)

Dec

1999

Oy, I love this holiday!

From: Rugrats

Episode: Chanukah (1996) (Season 4, Episode 1)

Latkes! Oy, I love this holiday!

Michael Bell (Grandpa Boris Kropotkin)

File Updated: 2019-11-24

#Chanukah

#Food

#Love

Dec

1999

Faith

From: Miracle on 34th Street

Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles.

John Payne (Fred Gailey)

File Updated: 2018-12-23

Dec

1999

A fruitcake?

From: Mixed Nuts

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Munchnik. –A fruitcake? –Yes. –Remarkably like the one I gave you last year.

Steve Martin (Philip) | Madeline Kahn (Blanche Munchnik)

#Christmas

#Fruitcake

#Gifts

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Archives: 1999-12

Merry Christmas, darling

Beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy

I'm cute!

Special treat

Water closet

I don't ask for much

That silly elf song

Oy, I love this holiday!

Faith

A fruitcake?

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