Archives: 1999-12

Dec

1999

Always human error

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

File Updated: 2015-11-11

#Computer

#Human Error

#Condescension

#Error

Dec

1999

Cannot run out of time

From: Babylon 5

Episode: War Without End: Part Two (1996) (Season 3, Episode 17)

Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This is wrong tool. No... no... not good. No... No... Never use this.

Tim Choate (Zathras)

File Updated: 2016-01-11

#Philosophy

#Time

#Tools

Dec

1999

Entertained until the end

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series

See that the humans remain entertained until the end.

uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))

Dec

1999

Fire, walk with me

From: Twin Peaks

Fire, walk with me.

Michael J. Anderson (The Man From Another Place)

#Fire

#Paranormal

Dec

1999

A very unhappy ending

From: The Bullwinkle Show

Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.

William Conrad (Announcer)

#Happiness

#Warnings

Dec

1999

Ice, watch out

From: You Don't Know Jack

Ice, watch out. –Why? –Slippery. –Oh. –This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism.

uncredited | uncredited

Dec

1999

Merry Christmas to all

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

#Christmas

#Greetings

#Farewells

Dec

1999

The roast beast

From: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

He brought everything back, all the food for the feast. And he, he himself, the Grinch, carved the roast beast.

Boris Karloff (Narrator)

File Updated: 2018-11-17

#Christmas

#Food

Dec

1999

An official Red Ryder

From: A Christmas Story

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! –No, you'll shoot your eye out.

Peter Billingsley (Ralphie Parker) | Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

Dec

1999

Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.

John Payne (Fred Gailey)

File Updated: 2018-12-23

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Only in a rerun, from: The Running Man
Views today: 8

Slithered and slunk, from: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Views today: 8

Thanks for your support, from: Commercials
Views today: 7

That's disgusting v2, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 7

Gotta love me!, from: Dinosaurs
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This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 7

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 7

Oh, don't panic!, from: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
Views today: 7

Is that your final answer?, from: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Views today: 5

I was taking a crap, from: The Sting
Views today: 5

Danger, Will Robinson, from: Lost In Space (2018)
Views today: 5

Your soul is mine, from: Mortal Kombat
Views today: 5

Throw you a beating, from: xXx
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Autobots, roll out!, from: Transformers (2007)
Views today: 4

Atta boy, Luther! (v1), from: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
Views today: 4

You're insane!, from: McLintock!
Views today: 4

You're acting like this is all my fault, from: ALF
Views today: 4

Lonely-hearts thing, from: The IT Crowd
Views today: 4

Shut up you mouth!, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 4

Left to your own devices, from: The World's End
Views today: 4

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