Susan, I speak French but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc.
I wonder if the Pilgrims were clever enough to put peanut butter in their celery.
Why are you here? Why are you always here? It's Thanksgiving, don't you have families?
I am Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanoff. I am the Right Hand of Vengeance... and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, dammit. I am Death Incarnate and the last living thing you are ever going to see. God sent me.
Good morning, gentlemen, this is your wake-up call.