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November 2006 Archive

tv icon November 30 – "Now if you all assume positions of subservience, we can complete this caper with a minimum of jeopardy and danger for all. On your knees, knaves!" – [Julie Newmar from Batman: The Original Series]
tv icon November 29 – "Egad, Brain! If we don't do something, I'll go out of my mind! –That's a short trip." – [Pinky & Brain (Rob Paulsen & Maurice LaMarche) from Pinky And The Brain]
film icon November 28 – "Think he'll like it? –Well if he doesn't, he's been taking the wrong kind of chemicals." – [Doris Day and Ann B. Davis from Lover Come Back]
film icon November 27 – "…And as Dad always said, 'A man who can't be bribed can't be trusted.' –Isn't it comforting to know that you can trust me?" – [Tony Randall and Rock Hudson from Lover Come Back]
film icon November 24 – "OK. Meeting called on account of 'weird scary thing.'" – [Verne (Garry Shandling) from Over The Hedge]
tv icon November 23 – "So what's for dinner, Tommy? –So far mostly we've got Reptar Cereal and some, um, stuff, and anybody got anything else?" – [Charles "Chuckie" Finster Jr. & Thomas "Tommy" Pickles (Christine Cavanaugh & Elizabeth Daily) from Rugrats]
tv icon November 22 – "You heard what Linus was saying out there. Those early Pilgrims were thankful for what had happened to them, and we should be thankful, too. We should just be thankful for being together. I think that's what they mean by 'Thanksgiving,' Charlie Brown." – [Marcie (Jimmy Ahrens) from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving]
tv icon November 21 – "Who's Hanks Giving? –Oh, it's not a person, Chuckie. It's the day we have a big dinner with our fambly and friends and 'member how happy we are." – [Charles "Chuckie" Finster Jr. & Thomas "Tommy" Pickles (Christine Cavanaugh & Elizabeth Daily) from Rugrats]
tv icon November 20 – "Sweetheart, guess who just dropped in? –Do I have to? –Aunt Clara… just in time for Thanksgiving Dinner… Isn't that wonderful? –I don't think he hears you." – [Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, & Marion Lorne from Bewitched]
film icon November 17 – "Look, I got a gun out there in my purse, and up to now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up. But I tell you one thing, if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine and I'm going to change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! Don't think I can't do it!" – [Dolly Parton from Nine To Five]
film icon November 16 – "Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference." – [Groucho Marx from Horse Feathers]
film icon November 15 – "That's not a bad idea. I'll tell you, I'll consult my lawyer, and if he advises me to do it I'll get a new lawyer." – [Groucho Marx from Horse Feathers]
film icon November 14 – "I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived." – [Groucho Marx from Horse Feathers]
film icon November 13 – "There's a… there's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep them all away from you. That's never possible." – [Gregory Peck from To Kill A Mockingbird]
  November 10 – Gonna take a long weekend - be back on Monday.
film icon November 9 – "Never in the history of the world have the merchants of obscenity, the teachers of unnatural sex acts, had available to them the modern facility for disseminating this filth." – [George Putnam from Perversion For Profit]
tv icon November 8 – "It is out of the question. We are enemies. I must destroy you." – [Cy the Cylon (Gary Owens) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
tv icon November 7 – "Oh. Well thank you for that vote of confidence." – [Ben Browder from Farscape]
film icon November 6 – "That is an SUV. Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk. –Jeepers, it's so big! –How many humans fit in there? –Usually… one. –Ooh." – [RJ, Penny, & Lou (Bruce Willis, Catherine O'Hara, & Eugene Levy) from Over The Hedge]
film icon November 3 – "Are you the floor walker of this ship? –Floor-- –I want to register a complaint. –Why, what's the matter? –Matter enough. Do you know who sneaked into my stateroom at 3 o'clock this morning? –Who did that? –Nobody. And that's my complaint." – [Groucho Marx and Ben Taggart from Monkey Business]
tv icon November 2 – "Mr. Worf, dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hanson. 'We have engaged the Borg.'" – [Patrick Stewart from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
tv icon November 1 – "Hey, clown. You want to funny it up a little?" – [Filburt Shellbache (Mr. Lawrence) from Rocko's Modern Life]

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