| 2006-11-30
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"Now if you all assume positions of subservience, we can complete this caper with a minimum of jeopardy and danger for all. On your knees, knaves!"
[Julie Newmar (Catwoman)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"She's playing right into our hands. I planned it all this way."
[Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
| 2006-11-29
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"Egad, Brain! If we don't do something, I'll go out of my mind! –That's a short trip."
[Rob Paulsen (Pinky) | Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"Ha! Good one, Brain! –They're all good ones, Pinky."
[Rob Paulsen (Pinky) | Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2006-11-28
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"Think he'll like it? –Well if he doesn't, he's been taking the wrong kind of chemicals."
[Doris Day (Carol Templeton) | Ann B. Davis (Millie, Carol's Secretary)
from Lover Come Back] |
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(background)
"You know, everyone should go through analysis. –Not everyone can afford it."
[Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey) | Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster)
from Lover Come Back] |
| 2006-11-27
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"…And as Dad always said, 'A man who can't be bribed can't be trusted.' –Isn't it comforting to know that you can trust me?"
[Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey) | Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster)
from Lover Come Back] |
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(background)
"Well, sir, I'll drink to that!"
[Jack Oakie (J. Paxton Miller)
from Lover Come Back] |
| 2006-11-24
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"OK. Meeting called on account of 'weird scary thing.'"
[Garry Shandling (Verne)
from Over The Hedge] |
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(background)
"I'd-- I'd like a cookie."
[Steve Carell (Hammy)
from Over The Hedge] |
| 2006-11-23
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(background)
"Nobody is forcing you to eat, madame. –Yeah, I know. But every time I try to stop I get withdrawal pains."
[Vincent Schiavelli (Check-out Man) | Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins)
from For Pete's Sake] |
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"So what's for dinner, Tommy? –So far mostly we've got Reptar Cereal and some, um, stuff, and anybody got anything else?"
[Christine Cavanaugh (Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr) (Tommy Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
| 2006-11-22
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(background)
"Have you gone crazy, girl?"
[Greg Eagles (Grim)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
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"You heard what Linus was saying out there. Those early Pilgrims were thankful for what had happened to them, and we should be thankful, too. We should just be thankful for being together. I think that's what they mean by 'Thanksgiving,' Charlie Brown."
[Jimmy Ahrens (Marcie)
from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, A] |
| 2006-11-21
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"Who's Hanks Giving? –Oh, it's not a person, Chuckie. It's the day we have a big dinner with our fambly and friends and 'member how happy we are."
[Christine Cavanaugh (Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr) | Elizabeth (Tommy Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
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(background)
"And I'm going to have the biggest and bestest parade ever: Angelica's Thanksgiving Celebration of Angelica!"
[Cheryl Chase (Angelica Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
| 2006-11-20
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"Sweetheart, guess who just dropped in? –Do I have to? –Aunt Clara… just in time for Thanksgiving Dinner… Isn't that wonderful? –I don't think he hears you."
[Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens) | Dick York (Darrin Stephens) | Marion Lorne (Aunt Clara)
from Bewitched] |
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(background)
"Last chance for some Hamburger-On-A-Stick!"
[Greg Eagles (Grim)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
| 2006-11-17
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"Look, I got a gun out there in my purse, and up to now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up. But I tell you one thing, if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine and I'm going to change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! Don't think I can't do it!"
[Dolly Parton (Doralee Rhodes)
from Nine To Five] |
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(background)
"We're going to need a special locker for the hat."
[Lily Tomlin (Violet Newstead)
from Nine To Five] |
| 2006-11-16
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"Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference."
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
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(background)
"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?"
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
| 2006-11-15
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(background)
"You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
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"That's not a bad idea. I'll tell you, I'll consult my lawyer, and if he advises me to do it I'll get a new lawyer."
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
| 2006-11-14
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(background)
"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse."
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
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"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived."
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
| 2006-11-13
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"There's a… there's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep them all away from you. That's never possible."
[Gregory Peck (Atticus Finch)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
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(background)
"You come over here when I'm talking to you!"
[Ruth White (Mrs. Dubose)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
| 2006-11-09
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"Never in the history of the world have the merchants of obscenity, the teachers of unnatural sex acts, had available to them the modern facility for disseminating this filth."
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
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"I t-told you I was a pig."
[Mel Blanc (Porky Pig)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 2006-11-08
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"It is out of the question. We are enemies. I must destroy you."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"You called?"
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2006-11-07
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(background)
"Let's go spread some freedom."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
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"Oh. Well thank you for that vote of confidence."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| 2006-11-06
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"That is an SUV. Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk. –Jeepers, it's so big! –How many humans fit in there? –Usually… one. –Ooh."
[Bruce Willis (RJ) | Catherine O'Hara (Penny) | Eugene Levy (Lou)
from Over The Hedge] |
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(background)
"You've just been verminated. Ha ha ha ha!"
[Thomas Haden Church (Dwayne)
from Over The Hedge] |
| 2006-11-03
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"Are you the floor walker of this ship? –Floor-- –I want to register a complaint. –Why, what's the matter? –Matter enough. Do you know who sneaked into my stateroom at 3 o'clock this morning? –Who did that? –Nobody. And that's my complaint."
[Groucho Marx (Groucho) | Ben Taggart (Capt. Corcoran)
from Monkey Business] |
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(background)
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?"
[Groucho Marx (Groucho)
from Monkey Business] |
| 2006-11-02
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"Mr. Worf, dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hanson. 'We have engaged the Borg.'"
[Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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(background)
"(beeps) Transfer complete."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2006-11-01
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"Hey, Clown. You want to funny it up a little?"
[Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"Are you listening to me, dear?"
[Charles Adler (Bev Bighead)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
