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November 30 – "And one more thing… The next time you talk to me like that, I'm going to rip you a new butthole so big you can be able to take a cannon up your ass." – [Sharon Gless from Queer As Folk] |
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November 29 – "You see that little window back there, boy? –Yes, sir. –Open it a little, then jump." – [Eddie Mayehoff and Jerry Lewis from Artists And Models] |
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November 26 – "Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe! –Why don't you mind your own business?" – [Tom Lester and Hank Patterson from Green Acres] |
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November 25 – Taking Thanksgiving off |
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November 24 – "How are we going to have Thanksgiving without all the good food? –Well, Ojo, I think this might still be the best Thanksgiving ever. –But how, Bear? –Because, Ojo, we're all together." – [Ojo and Bear (Vicki Eibner and Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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November 23 – "Isn't it a beauty? It started out as a toaster oven." – [Megavolt (Dan Castellaneta) from Darkwing Duck] |
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November 22 – "What's that smell? (sniff) Ooh, I know that smell." – [Bear (Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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November 19 – "All right, be careful. –I'm pregnant, not incapacitated, John." – [Ben Browder and Claudia Black from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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November 18 – "Who do you have to fuck to get a hot dog in this dump?" – [Lauren Ambrose from Psycho Beach Party] |
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November 17 – "Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for miniature golf." – [Charles Busch from Psycho Beach Party] |
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November 16 – "Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" – [Peach (Allison Janney) from Finding Nemo] |
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November 15 – "I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return: don't get in my way." – [Ian McKellan from X-Men] |
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November 12 – "This isn't one of those ugly situations where you can just close your eyes and pray it'll be over soon like a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie." – [Sean Hayes from Will & Grace] |
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November 11 – "Things like that only happen in the movies, Robin. This is real life." – [Adam West from Batman: TOS] |
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November 10 – "Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over." – [Donkey (Eddie Murphey) from Shrek 2] |
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November 9 – "For five minutes could you not be yourself? For five minutes!" – [Shrek (Mike Myers) from Shrek 2] |
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November 8 – "Our story can be that this is nothing more than a freakish malfunction of a highly-sophisticated global comm system." – [Neil Fletcher from Mars Needs Women] |
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November 5 – "You know, before you turn around you guys'll be our age. –God, don't remind me. –And you'll regret every night you didn't go out and grab a little life! –Not to mention a little ass!" – [Jack Wetherall and Sharon Gless from Queer As Folk] |
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November 4 – "All you can do at a time like this is just hang on until the scenery changes." – [Sharon Gless from Queer As Folk] |
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November 3 – "Is this some kind of joke? –Cosmic." – [Wayne Pygram and Ben Browder from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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November 2 – "I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. –But, Stan, don't you know? It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics." – [Stan Marsh and a PETA member (Trey Parker) from South Park] |
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November 1 – "Perhaps you'd like to be alone with your rapidly deteriorating mental condition?" – [Ajax (Dweezil Zappa) from Duckman] |
