| 2004-11-30
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"And one more thing… The next time you talk to me like that, I'm going to rip you a new butthole so big you can be able to take a cannon up your ass."
[Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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(background)
"Think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would, do you? –What'd you have in mind? –I don't know, maybe buzz it all off or bleach it. –That'd be cool… for two years ago."
[Hal Sparks (Michael Novotny) | Gale Harold (Brian Kinney)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
| 2004-11-29
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(background)
"(telephone rings) Good afternoon, Eureka Massage Parlor. Our rub and steam will make you dream."
[uncredited
from Artists And Models] |
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"You see that little window back there, boy? –Yes, sir. –Open it a little, then jump."
[Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock) | Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack)
from Artists And Models] |
| 2004-11-26
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(background)
"The only Season's Greeting I want to hear from any of you is 'Happy New Year.'"
[Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper)
from Mama's Family] |
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"Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe! –Why don't you mind your own business?"
[Tom Lester (Eb Dawson) | Hank Patterson (Fred Ziffel)
from Green Acres] |
| 2004-11-24
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"How are we going to have Thanksgiving without all the good food? –Well, Ojo, I think this might still be the best Thanksgiving ever. –But how, Bear? –Because, Ojo, we're all together."
[Vicki Eibner (Ojo) | Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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(background)
"Righto, Thanksgiving commander!"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2004-11-23
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(background)
"I'll tell ya, that girl is my kind of freak. She makes Courtney Love look normal."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from Talk Soup] |
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"Isn't it a beauty? It started out as a toaster oven."
[Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2004-11-22
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(background)
"I gotta pee! –Me, too! –Really? –Yeah! –We'll be right back, Bear."
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"What's that smell? (sniff) Ooh, I know that smell."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2004-11-19
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"All right, be careful. –I'm pregnant, not incapacitated, John."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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(background)
"All pilots, deactivate targeting and flight systems. We fly manual from here."
[David Franklin (Meeklo Braca)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
| 2004-11-18
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"Who do you have to fuck to get a hot dog in this dump?"
[Lauren Ambrose (Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
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(background)
"Still walking the straight and narrow-minded?"
[Thomas Gibson (Kanaka)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
| 2004-11-17
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(background)
"Show me a subpoena, flatfoot."
[Beth Broderick (Mrs. Ruth Forrest)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
|
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"Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for miniature golf."
[Charles Busch (Captain Monica Stark)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
| 2004-11-16
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"Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!"
[Allison Janney (Peach)
from Finding Nemo] |
|
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(background)
"I look at you and I… I'm home."
[Ellen DeGeneres (Dory)
from Finding Nemo] |
| 2004-11-15
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"I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return: don't get in my way."
[Ian McKellen (Eric Lensherr / Magneto)
from X-Men] |
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(background)
"We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter."
[Ian McKellen (Eric Lensherr / Magneto)
from X-Men] |
| 2004-11-12
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"This isn't one of those ugly situations where you can just close your eyes and pray it'll be over soon like a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie."
[Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)
from Will & Grace] |
|
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(background)
"You owe me big-time."
[Eric McCormack (Will Truman)
from Will & Grace] |
| 2004-11-11
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(background)
"Who is it this time, Commissioner? Joker? Egghead? Riddler? King Tut?"
[Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
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"Things like that only happen in the movies, Robin. This is real life."
[Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
| 2004-11-10
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"Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over."
[Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
from Shrek 2] |
|
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(background)
"Oh, that is nasty!"
[Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
from Shrek 2] |
| 2004-11-09
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"For five minutes could you not be yourself? For five minutes!"
[Mike Myers (Shrek)
from Shrek 2] |
|
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(background)
"Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club."
[Mike Myers (Shrek)
from Shrek 2] |
| 2004-11-08
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"Our story can be that this is nothing more than a freakish malfunction of a highly-sophisticated global comm system."
[Neil Fletcher (Secretary of Defense)
from Mars Needs Women] |
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(background)
"Mars needs women."
[uncredited
from Mars Needs Women] |
| 2004-11-05
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"You know, before you turn around you guys'll be our age. –God, don't remind me. –And you'll regret every night you didn't go out and grab a little life! –Not to mention a little ass!"
[Jack Wetherall (Vic Grassi) | Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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(background)
"(tapping a mug) Hey! More coffee, java boy."
[Peter Paige (Emmett Honeycutt)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
| 2004-11-04
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"All you can do at a time like this is just hang on until the scenery changes."
[Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
|
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(background)
"My dream is to one day know what my dream is."
[Hal Sparks (Michael Novotny)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
| 2004-11-03
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(background)
"Feel like killing someone?"
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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"Is this some kind of joke? –Cosmic."
[Wayne Pygram (Scorpius) | Ben Browder (John Chrichton)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
| 2004-11-02
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"I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. –But, Stan, don't you know? It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics."
[Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) | Trey Parker (PETA member)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"Mmkay, that's one more vote for Turd Sandwich."
[Trey Parker (Mr. Mackey)
from South Park] |
| 2004-11-01
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(background)
"What the hell am I talking about?"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"Perhaps you'd like to be alone with your rapidly deteriorating mental condition?"
[Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
