| 2001-11-28
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SFX – two barks
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
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SFX – toilet flushing
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
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SFX – submarine ping
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
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(background)
"Hi, this is Paul Simon wishing you Season's Greetings."
[Paul Simon
from IDs, Christmas] |
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"When you're a secretary in a brewery, it's pretty hard to make-believe you're anything else. Everything is beer."
[Anne Baxter (Eve Harrington)
from All About Eve] |
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"Wow, what a toy!" (from Pressman Toys)
[Audio Logo
from Commercials] |
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"Sweet mother of god, what is the hold up?!"
[Chris Farley
from Saturday Night Live] |
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"Well, what a jolly fellow. –Looked like a fat git to me."
[Rowan Atkinson (Ebenezer Blackadder) | Tony Robinson (Baldrick)
from Blackadder's Christmas Carol] |
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"CBS presents this program in Color!"
[Audio Logo (announcer)
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2001-11-27
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"Um, excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time."
[Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog (Bob Cratchit))
from Muppet Christmas Carol, The] |
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(background)
"Hi, I'm Daryll Hall. –And I'm John Oates. –Doin' the Jingle Bell Rock."
[Daryll Hall | John Oates
from IDs, Christmas] |
| 2001-11-26
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"We're all busy little bees full of stings making honey day and night. Aren't we, honey?"
[Bette Davis (Margo Channing)
from All About Eve] |
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(background)
"I'm not finished yet!"
[Tress MacNeille (Angelica Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
| 2001-11-23
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(background)
"(sung) If Christmas shopping tires you out… listen to this!" (1948 jingle)
[uncredited
from IDs, Christmas] |
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"Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out."
[Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill)
from King of the Hill] |
| 2001-11-22
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(background)
"Every time I let down my guard you disappoint me."
[Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)
from Farscape] |
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"It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out."
[Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani)
from Friends] |
| 2001-11-21
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"Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt."
[Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner)
from Roseanne] |
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(background)
"Ooh, I know that smell."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2001-11-20
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"Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! –Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!"
[Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing) | Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay)
from Friends] |
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(background)
"I'm expecting pudgy, German children. Now get the heck out of here!"
[unknown
from Animaniacs] |
| 2001-11-19
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(background)
"Did a mime crawl in here and die?"
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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"Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they're circling over the house now."
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
| 2001-11-16
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"Insufficient data to formulate a reply."
[John Leeson (K9)
from Doctor Who (I)] |
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(background)
"Take my Worf... please."
[Brent Spiner (Lt. Commander Data)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2001-11-15
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(background)
"Holy mackerel!"
[Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster)
from Arsenic And Old Lace] |
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"It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known."
[Ronald Colman (Sydney Carton)
from Tale Of Two Cities, A] |
| 2001-11-14
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"If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?"
[John Billingsley (Dr. Phlox)
from Star Trek: Enterprise] |
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(background)
"So kinky."
[Graham Norton
from So Graham Norton] |
| 2001-11-13
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"Time is a precious thing, never waste it."
[Gene Wilder
from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] |
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(background)
"Hurry it up, we're burnin' daylight."
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen)
from The Cowboys] |
| 2001-11-09
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(background)
"You have consumed enough alcohol for one evening."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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"The object in constructing me was to prevent war. This object is attained. I will not permit war. It is wasteful and pointless."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
| 2001-11-08
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(background)
"That is a very Delvian way to look at the situation."
[Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)
from Farscape] |
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"You know, all things considered, there are worse ways to end a day."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| 2001-11-07
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"You are being irrational. Go back to bed."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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(background)
"The following order is to be carried out immediately."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
| 2001-11-06
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(background)
"Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty."
[Anthony Clark (Paul, Hotel Barber)
from The Rock] |
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"(sniff) Ack! Oi, you're a stinky kitty!"
[Miriam Margolyes (Sophie the Castle Maid)
from Cats & Dogs] |
| 2001-11-05
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(background)
"Hey, ducks are funny."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"Let's see what pictures I can take… in my bedroom." - Bear
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2001-11-02
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"They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all."
[John Hillerman (Howard Johnson)
from Blazing Saddles] |
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(background)
"Think of it, gentlemen, hoof-and-mouth disease a thing of the past!"
[John Hillerman (Howard Johnson)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2001-11-01
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"You never know what you're going to get in the mail."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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(background)
"You've got mail!"
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
