| 2009-10-31
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"I love the smell of mutant pumpkin guts in the evening. Smells like... victory. Also a little like pie."
[Kiefer Sutherland (General W.R. Monger)
from Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space] |
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(background)
"And let's keep this on a need-to-know basis, meaning: nobody needs to know!"
[Kiefer Sutherland (General W.R. Monger)
from Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space] |
| 2009-10-30
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"You're a real monster now, and that means you're playing in the big leagues with the big boys. I've got 50 years of missed Halloweens all smooshed up tight inside me just bursting to get out! This isn't just any night! It's our night. And when it finally comes, we gots to terrify!"
[Will Arnett (The Missing Link)
from Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space] |
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(background)
"Sheesh! Where is your Halloween spirit?"
[Will Arnett (The Missing Link)
from Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space] |
| 2009-10-29
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"They're here!"
[Heather O'Rourke (Carol Anne Freeling)
from Poltergeist] |
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(background)
"Do y'all mind hanging back? You're jamming my frequencies."
[Zelda Rubinstein (Tangina Barrons)
from Poltergeist] |
| 2009-10-28
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"Wait, master... it might be dangerous. You go first."
[Marty Feldman (Igor)
from Young Frankenstein] |
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(background)
"Put... the candle... back."
[Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein)
from Young Frankenstein] |
| 2009-10-26
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"Monkeys are more socialized than Top Chef contestants."
[Anthony Bourdain (Himself)
from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations] |
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(background)
"My nipples are so hard I could dial a phone with them."
[Anthony Bourdain (Himself)
from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations] |
| 2009-10-25
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"My body is like a rum-chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right it doesn't rise."
[Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"(door slams) The more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has."
[Kevin McHale (Artie Abrams)
from Glee] |
| 2009-10-24
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"Is somebody talking to me, because that would be extremely ill-advised right now."
[Holland Taylor (Ms. Petrie)
from D.E.B.S.] |
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(background)
"For a Top Secret installation, your security really is for shit."
[Jordana Brewster (Lucy Diamond)
from D.E.B.S.] |
| 2009-10-23
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"Mental note: rethink career in broadcasting."
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"Synchronize watches! It's Operation Radio Free Flamingo!"
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-10-22
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"You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient, with better access to the internet! –It is faster, over 5 million-- –(gunshot)"
[Trey Parker (Army General) | Matt Stone (Bill Gates)
from South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut] |
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(background)
"The situation did not compute."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2009-10-21
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"Is this a game or is it real? –What's the difference?"
[Matthew Broderick (David Lightman) | computer generated (WOPR)
from WarGames] |
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(background)
"We can't ask these men to go back to the President of the United States with a lot of headshrinker horseshit!"
[Dabney Coleman (McKittrick)
from WarGames] |
| 2009-10-20
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"These are for the trick-or-treaters! –What trick-or-treaters? No one even goes out anymore 'cause all the cheapos in this neighborhood turn out their lights and pretend they're not home. –Yeah."
[Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris)
from Roseanne] |
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(background)
"She's suffering from a guilt complex that's close to madness."
[Howard Duff (Dr. Crane)
from Women's Prison] |
| 2009-10-19
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"There's no place for you in our plan, sir. So we decided to spare ourselves any possible embarrassment."
[Sydney Greenstreet (Kasper Gutman)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
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(background)
"I won't play the sap for you."
[Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
| 2009-10-18
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"I can't drive through the streets with a bear! What will people think? –Put some clothes on him and they'll think he's a hippie."
[Raymond Bailey (Milburn Drysdale) | Max Baer Jr. (Jethro Bodine)
from Beverly Hillbillies, The] |
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(background)
"And how do we do that, Mr. 6th-grade-graduate?"
[Irene Ryan (Daisy Moses aka Granny Clampett)
from Beverly Hillbillies, The] |
| 2009-10-17
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"I'm not a Quack! I'm a Mad Scientist. There is a difference."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)
from Monsters vs Aliens] |
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(background)
"Oh, spaceballs!"
[Rainn Wilson (Gallaxhar)
from Monsters vs Aliens] |
| 2009-10-16
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"Shifu didn't teach you that. –Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh."
[Ian McShane (Tai Lung) | Jack Black (Po)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
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(background)
"There are no accidents."
[Randall Duk Kim (Oogway)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
| 2009-10-15
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"I want you to answer a question for me. –Yes? –What would you give me to sing? –Anything you wanted. –Anything? Would you give me... your voice?"
[Paul Williams (Swan) | Jessica Harper (Phoenix)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
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(background)
"She could be my voice now."
[William Finley (Winslow / The Phantom)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2009-10-14
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"It's the commercialization of Evil. The one day when not a soul on Earth fears me. Or even believes in me. I become a party gag, a plastic mask."
[Ray Wise (The Devil)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"Go on, hop on. I want to see those thighs vibrating with pure aggression."
[Ray Wise (The Devil)
from Reaper] |
| 2009-10-13
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"You're a degenerate creature of darkness."
[John Travolta (Bolt)
from Bolt] |
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(background)
"You! Are! Legendary!"
[Mark Walton (Rhino)
from Bolt] |
| 2009-10-12
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"Whoa! Sorry, do you mind going back? This is First Class. It's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you."
[Sacha Baron Cohen (King Julien)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
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(background)
"Uh, bring me my nuts on a silver platter.
[Sacha Baron Cohen (King Julien)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
| 2009-10-11
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"(sobbing) I'm living in a cocoon of horror. (sobbing) Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream."
[Stephen Tobolowsky (Sandy Ryerson)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies, limed and rotting, in shallow graves under the floorboards."
[Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester)
from Glee] |
| 2009-10-10
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"We shall see who is ridiculous when popcorn begins exploding from my bottom!"
[Danny Jacobs (King Julien)
from Penguins Of Madagascar, The] |
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(background)
"Regurgitated. Just like Mama used to make."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Penguins Of Madagascar, The] |
| 2009-10-09
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"It's about how we live in captivity. We must escape... or die trying. Vampires and humans alike."
[Geraint Wyn Davies (Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight)
from Forever Knight] |
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(background)
"Where have you been?"
[Nigel Bennett (Lacroix)
from Forever Knight] |
| 2009-10-08
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"Captain... I believe I speak for everyone here, sir, when I say... to hell with our orders."
[Brent Spiner (Lt. Commander Data)
from Star Trek: First Contact] |
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(background)
"Number One, set a course for the Neutral Zone."
[Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard)
from Star Trek: First Contact] |
| 2009-10-07
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"Oh... and no offense... but their performances were terrible."
[Vin Diesel (Xander Cage)
from xXx] |
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(background)
"You slap me again, I'm gonna throw you a beating."
[Vin Diesel (Xander Cage)
from xXx] |
| 2009-10-06
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"Listen, buster, you endangered my children. And you didn't do it for anything as noble as The People. The only time you even see The People is when you look down to see what it is you're stepping on."
[Bonnie Bedelia (Holly Gennaro McClane)
from Die Hard 2] |
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(background)
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
[Bruce Willis (John McClane)
from Die Hard] |
| 2009-10-05
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"Also, I've noticed a couple of you have slipped back into being able to concentrate on your work and somehow manage to control your bowels. Which means I have no but to terrify you by ratcheting up the Alert Level a couple of notches to Black Watch Plaid! Oh, and I'm going to have to take some more drastic security measures, like, hmm, I don't know, installing a camera in the Ladies Room?"
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"State your first name, your last name, and occupation. –Lizardman, Lizardman, and, uh, lizardman."
[Gary Cole (Judge Hiram Mightor) | Dee Bradley Baker (Lizardman)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2009-10-04
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"OK, uh, boys, set the Terror Level at Code Brown, 'cause I need to change my pants."
[Stephen Colbert (President Hathaway)
from Monsters vs Aliens] |
|
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(background)
"We need to have a talk."
[Will Arnett (The Missing Link)
from Monsters vs Aliens] |
| 2009-10-03
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"Yabba-dabba-hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe."
[Seth MacFarlane (Rock Peter)
from Family Guy] |
|
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(background)
"And now, here's something we hope you'll really like."
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2009-10-02
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"Caning works... and I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here. And to all those naysayers out there who say 'That's illegal. You can't strike children on their bare buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks." Well to them I say, 'Yes we cane!'"
[Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"Sandy? We voted. When you're in the group, it's creepy."
[Matthew Morrison (Will Schuester)
from Glee] |
| 2009-10-01
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"Excuse me. Wolverine Origin, mini-series issue 2, page 22: retractable bone claws. If you people spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments."
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
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(background)
"I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight?"
[Kunal Nayyar (Rajnesh Koothrappali)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
