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October 31 – "You know perfectly well what holiday it is. –OK, OK… Happy Halloween, everybody. Whoopie." – [Margaret Hamilton and Paul Lynde from The Paul Lynde Halloween Special] |
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October 30 – for my cat Shadow (I had to put her to sleep yesterday)
"When I rule the Earth, you will be the first on my list!" – [Mr. Tinkles (Sean Hayes) from Cats & Dogs] |
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October 29 – "By the way, do you know what they call me now? –What? –Witchfinder General. There are those who think that I should be appointed such for all of England, appointed by Parliament." – [Vincent Price and Robert Russell from Witchfinder General] |
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October 26 – "Come on. Let's have a look at those ghosts." – [Fred 'Freddy' Jones (Frank Welker) from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
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October 25 – "Sarcasm is the lowest form of social discourse." – [Ray Wise from Reaper] |
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October 24 – "I don't like change!" – [Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) from Family Guy] |
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October 23 – "Look around you, Winslow. You've destroyed your face, your voice, and now you're trying to destroy The Paradise. Haven't we all had enough?" – [Paul Williams from Phantom Of The Paradise] |
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October 22 – "Men sometimes have strange motives for the things they do." – [Vincent Price from Witchfinder General] |
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October 19 – "How does everyone else keep up with this? I can't afford anything new." – [Rocko (Carlos Alazraqui) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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October 18 – "Halloween's my favorite holiday. What other night can a cute little kid go out and carve up a pumpkin… and my sports car at the same time?" – [Paul Lynde from The Paul Lynde Halloween Special] |
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October 17 – "There's something I… I have to tell you. I, uh… I probably should have told you this a long time ago. I, uh… Before you were born, your Mom and I… sold your soul to the Devil." – [Andrew Airlie from Reaper] |
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October 16 – "Your Herald summons you. Another world awaits. Let it be done quickly." – [Silver Surfer (Laurence Fishburne) from Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer] |
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October 15 – "I got him! I got him! –Great, kid. Don't get penisy." – [Luke Skywalker and Han Solo (Seth Green and Seth MacFarlane) from Family Guy] |
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October 12 – "Well, here I am again… ABC's answer to Trick-Or-Treat." – [Paul Lynde from The Paul Lynde Halloween Special] |
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October 11 – "I'll give you a hint. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night. –Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares." – [Margaret Hamilton and Paul Lynde from The Paul Lynde Halloween Special] |
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October 10 – "No, just furnish us with the appropriate drugs and then leave the room, please." – [Jennifer Saunders from Absolutely Fabulous] |
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October 9 – "Is it a fast ship? –Are you kidding? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. –Um, isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?" – [Luke Skywalker and Han Solo (Seth Green and Seth MacFarlane) from Family Guy] |
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October 8 – "Aren't you a little fat to be a Stormtrooper? –Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch." – [Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker (Alex Borstein and Seth Green) from Family Guy] |
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October 5 – "She digs you, all right? Lookit, she's smart, she's hot, she goes to college, she works at a crapshack like this with losers like me and you. What does that tell you just off the top of your head? –She's got low standards? –Exactly. Use that to your advantage before she figures that out, all right? 'Cause she will, I'm telling you." – [Tyler Labine and Bret Harrison from Reaper] |
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October 4 – "But if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs." – [Cassandra Peterson from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
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October 3 – "Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!" – [Gerard Butler from 300] |
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October 2 – "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your Operator." – [Jane Barbe (miscellaneous)] |
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October 1 – "I like your thinking, Dad. I say we all get in the car, go get some smack, kill a hooker in Vegas." – [Tyler Labine from Reaper] |
