| 2004-10-29
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"But these girls were invulnerable. Each one wore a crucifix. –The Cross can only protect those who firmly believe."
[John Carson (Dr. Marcus) | John Cater (Prof. Hieronymos Grost)
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
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(background)
"Time to make our move, my friend. Time to kill a vampire."
[Julian Holloway (Captain Kronos (voice))
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
| 2004-10-28
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"Oh, so that's what this is all about, is beause I'm a vampire, isn't it? –Well-- –Are you afraid of what your friends are gonna think? Are you afraid they won't let you in the sorority? Afraid they'll whisper, 'Hey, there goes the vampire fucker.'"
[Paul Popowich (Vic Weller) | Nicole Forester (Maggie Miller)
from Vampires Anonymous] |
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(background)
"I was not aware that I was wearing my Mr. Know-It-All hat today. Why are you asking so many questions?"
[Michael Madsen (Geno)
from Vampires Anonymous] |
| 2004-10-27
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"Oh, didn't I mention it? We're vampire hunters, professional vampire hunters!"
[John Cater (Prof. Hieronymos Grost)
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
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(background)
"Am I so terribly ugly to provoke such mockery?"
[John Cater (Prof. Hieronymos Grost)
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
| 2004-10-26
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"Oh, don't give up so easily. Heh heh heh heh. I don't."
[Agnes Moorehead (Endora)
from Bewitched] |
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(background)
"I think we could all use a little drink before dinner, don't you?"
[Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens)
from Bewitched] |
| 2004-10-25
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(background)
"Don't expect any mercy during the great Robot Wars."
[Bill Lobley (Jodene Sparks)
from Sealab 2021] |
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"Now, you people get back to work! This ain't no Union shop!"
[Bill Lobley (Jodene Sparks)
from Sealab 2021] |
| 2004-10-22
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"What was Streisand's eighth album? –Uh, Color Me Barbra. –Stud. –Everyone knows that! –Everyone where, The Little Gay Bar On The Prairie?"
[Tom Selleck (Peter Malloy) | Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett)
from In & Out] |
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(background)
"I am not a sound-bite!"
[Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett)
from In & Out] |
| 2004-10-21
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(background)
"How's that for an inversion of normalcy?"
[Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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"Human insistance: nothing more than a futile attempt to avoid action they insist they will never take!"
[Wayne Pygram (Scorpius)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
| 2004-10-20
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"Is there anything I can do to help? –Oh, I think you've done enough already. If this was a Sebacean child, a pure one, it would've been born long ago. So how long is this going to take? –Well, on Earth it can last days. –I have killed men for less."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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(background)
"Shooting makes me feel better!"
[Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
| 2004-10-19
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(background)
"I refuse to be intimidated! It's a matter of principle."
[Dick York (Darrin Stephens)
from Bewitched] |
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"That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick! –Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself."
[Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens) | Agnes Moorehead (Endora)
from Bewitched] |
| 2004-10-18
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"Oh, there will be a day of reckoning for you, non-believer! A totaling of sums and a snapping of necks, and you will count yourself among the damned!"
[Bill Lobley (Jodene Sparks)
from Sealab 2021] |
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(background)
"My nipples are hard just thinking about it."
[Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)
from Sealab 2021] |
| 2004-10-15
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"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
[Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)
from Sealab 2021] |
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"I am surrounded by freaks!"
[Kate Miller (Debbie DuPree)
from Sealab 2021] |
| 2004-10-14
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(background)
"What are you thinking in that sick mind of yours?"
[Neil Fletcher (Captain John Ramsey)
from In The Year 2889] |
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"The way some of the younger generation carries on, some people wish that they'd develop a birth control pill that was retroactive."
[Milton Berle (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
| 2004-10-13
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In Memoriam, Christopher Reeve
"I owe you an apology. I understand you now. You have nothing but the best motives in mind for her, but so do I."
[Christopher Reeve (Richard Collier)
from Somewhere In Time] |
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In Memoriam, Christopher Reeve
(background)
"My god, you really think you own her, don't you?"
[Christopher Reeve (Richard Collier)
from Somewhere In Time] |
| 2004-10-12
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"If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."
[Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
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(background)
"Look, I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. –Fine. I'll gain weight."
[William Atherton (Prof. Jerry Hathaway) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
| 2004-10-11
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"All right! Come on out, everybody!"
[Veronica Taylor (Ash Ketchum)
from Pokémon] |
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(background)
"OK, maybe if we go straight it'll lead us straight outta trouble. Come on!"
[Madeleine Blaustein (Meowth)
from Pokémon] |
| 2004-10-08
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"Beauty fades, eventually, but a kind soul remains forever."
[Caroline Munro (Carla)
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
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(background)
"And what crime have you committed?"
[Julian Holloway (Captain Kronos (voice))
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
| 2004-10-07
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"My old man, he never went out with me. He told me to go in the backyard and play Hide-And-Go-Fuck-Yourself, you know?"
[Rodney Dangerfield (Himself)
from Rappin' Rodney] |
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"Oh, take it easy, will ya? Come on, be nice. For you, I'm doing this show straight. No booze, no pot, no coke, no nothing. I'm making this straight, so be nice, OK? –how novel. –What's that, babe? –How novel. –'How novel.' You should know. Heh heh heh. Oh, god. Oh, don't get me wrong, really. I don't snort cocaine. I just like the way it smells, that's all."
[Rodney Dangerfield (Himself) | uncredited
from Rappin' Rodney] |
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"The other day I called up my wife. I said to her, 'Honey, I've been thinking about the last time we had sex and I'm getting excited.' She said, 'Who is this?'"
[Rodney Dangerfield (Himself)
from Rappin' Rodney] |
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(background)
"I tell ya, with me, nothing works out, you know? I decided to look out for Number One. I stepped in Number Two."
[Rodney Dangerfield (Himself)
from Rappin' Rodney] |
| 2004-10-06
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In Memoriam, Janet Leigh
"I will not lift one finger to resist you."
[Janet Leigh
from Vikings, The] |
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In Memoriam, Janet Leigh
"I don't need traitors to plead my cause."
[Janet Leigh
from Vikings, The] |
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In Memoriam, Janet Leigh
(background)
"I would rather that I was dead."
[Janet Leigh
from Vikings, The] |
| 2004-10-05
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"Hello, my name is Vic. –Hi, Vic! –And I'm a vampire."
[Paul Popowich (Vic Weller)
from Vampires Anonymous] |
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(background)
"A vampire's gotta do what a vampire's gotta do."
[Michael Madsen (Geno)
from Vampires Anonymous] |
| 2004-10-04
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"What he doesn't know about vampirism wouldn't fill a flea's codpiece."
[Julian Holloway (Captain Kronos (voice))
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
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(background)
"Toad in the hole."
[John Cater (Prof. Hieronymos Grost)
from Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter] |
| 2004-10-01
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(background)
"That's some freeze-dried bullshit, Daisy."
[Jasmine Guy (Roxy Harvey)
from Dead Like Me] |
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"You know, when you're young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top, sex is this big buffet and you're just a fat man with a fork. But as you get older, it's harder to get a fork."
[Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)
from Dead Like Me] |
