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October 29 – "But these girls were invulnerable. Each one wore a crucifix. –The Cross can only protect those who firmly believe." – [John Carson and John Cater from Kronos] |
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October 28 – "Oh, so that's what this is all about, is beause I'm a vampire, isn't it? –Well-- –Are you afraid of what your friends are gonna think? Are you afraid they won't let you in the sorority? Afraid they'll whisper, 'Hey, there goes the vampire fucker.'" – [Paul Popowich and Nicole Forester from Vampires Anonymous] |
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October 27 – "Oh, didn't I mention it? We're vampire hunters, professional vampire hunters!" – [John Cater from Kronos] |
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October 26 – "Oh, don't give up so easily. Heh heh heh heh. I don't." – [Agnes Moorehead from Bewitched] |
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October 25 – "Now, you people get back to work! This ain't no Union shop!" – [Jodene Sparks as Overlord (Bill Lobley) from Sealab 2021] |
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October 22 – "What was Streisand's eigth album? –Uh, Color Me Barbra. –Stud. –Everyone knows that! –Everyone where, The Little Gay Bar On The Prairie?" – [Tom Selleck and Kevin Kline from In & Out] |
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October 21– "Human insistance: nothing more than a futile attempt to avoid action they insist they will never take!" – [Wayne Pygram from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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October 20 – "Is there anything I can do to help? –Oh, I think you've done enough already. If this was a Sebacean child, a pure one, it would've been born long ago. So how long is this going to take? –Well, on Earth it can last days. –I have killed men for less." – [Ben Browder and Claudia Black from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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October 19 – "That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick! –Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself." – [Elizabeth Montgomery and Agnes Moorehead from Bewitched] |
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October 18 – "Oh, there will be a day of reckoning for you, non-believer! A totalling of sums and a snapping of necks, and you will count yourself among the damned!" – [Jodene Sparks (Bill Lobley) from Sealab 2021] |
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October 15 – "Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help." – [Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy (Harry Goz) from Sealab 2021] |
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October 14 – "The way some of the younger generation carries on, some people wish that they'd develop a birth control pill that was retroactive." – [Milton Berle from Laugh-In] |
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October 13 – In Memoriam, Christopher Reeve
"I owe you an apology. I understand you now. You have nothing but the best motives in mind for her, but so do I." – [Christopher Reeve from Somewhere In Time] |
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October 12 – "If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing." – [Val Kilmer from Real Genius] |
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October 11 – "All right! Come on out, everybody!" – [Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor) from Pokémon] |
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October 8 – "Beauty fades, eventually, but a kind soul remains forever." – [Caroline Munro from Kronos] |
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October 7 – In Memoriam, Rodney Dangerfield
"The other day I called up my wife. I said to her, 'Honey, I've been thinking about the last time we had sex and I'm getting excited.' She said, 'Who is this?'"
"My old man, he never went out with me. He told me to go in the backyard and play Hide-And-Go-Fuck-Yourself, you know?"
"Oh, take it easy, will ya? Come on, be nice. For you, I'm doing this show straight. No booze, no pot, no coke, no nothing. I'm making this straight, so be nice, OK? –how novel. –What's that, babe? –How novel. –'How novel.' You should know. Heh heh heh. Oh, god. Oh, don't get me wrong, really. I don't snort cocaine. I just like the way it smells, that's all." – [Rodney Dangerfield from Rappin' Rodney] |
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October 6 – In Memoriam, Janet Leigh
"I will not lift one finger to resist you." and "I don't need traitors to plead my cause." – [Janet Leigh from The Vikings] |
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October 5 – Fahrenheit 9/11 is released on video today!
This DVD release adds about 90 minutes of new scenes, interviews, and commentaries. For your viewing pleasure, here are some video clips from the film in both Windows Media and Real Audio formats (high bandwidth and low bandwidth quality versions):
Secret Service confront Michael Moore: ASX High/ASX Low • RA High/RA Low
"Do you think they could be a terrorist?": ASX High/ASX Low • RA High/RA Low
Airport Security Horror Story: ASX High/ASX Low • RA High/RA Low |
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October 5 – "Hello, my name is Vic. –Hi, Vic! –And I'm a vampire." – [Paul Popowich from Vampires Anonymous] |
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October 4 – "What he doesn't know about vampirism wouldn't fill a flea's codpiece." – [Julian Holloway (voice) from Kronos] |
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October 1 – "You know, when you're young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top, sex is this big buffet and you're just a fat man with a fork. But as you get older, it's harder to get a fork." – [Christine Willes from Dead Like Me] |