| 2008-09-30
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"Do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? –Uh, no, I don't think I do, sir, no. –He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought."
[Sterling Hayden (Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper) | Peter Sellers (Group Captain Lionel Mandrake)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
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(background)
"I am becoming less and less interested in your estimates of what is possible and impossible."
[Peter Sellers (President Merkin Muffley)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
| 2008-09-29
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"Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass."
[Paul Newman (Henry Gondorff)
from The Sting] |
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(background)
"Sorry I'm late, guys, I was taking a crap."
[Paul Newman (Henry Gondorff)
from The Sting] |
| 2008-09-28
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In Memoriam, Paul Newman
"They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. You know what they said? 'You're history.' Moved right on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I never got a chance to show them."
[Paul Newman (Doc Hudson)
from Cars] |
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"These are good folk around here who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on."
[Paul Newman (Doc Hudson)
from Cars] |
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(background)
"You think I quit?"
[Paul Newman (Doc Hudson)
from Cars] |
| 2008-09-27
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"There is nothing wrong with girls; they're character building.
[Jean Hagen (Freeda Daniels)
from Shaggy Dog, The] |
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(background)
"Let me tell you something, young man. As long as I've got a mind, there'll never be a dog in this house!"
[Fred MacMurray (Wilson Daniels)
from Shaggy Dog, The] |
| 2008-09-26
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"All right, let's start again. Get me a dictionary. –We have the internet. –I don't want to play World Of Warcraft! Get me a regular dictionary."
[Dana Snyder (The Alchemist) | Christopher McCulloch (Pete White)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Ugh. Congratulations, you've discovered pornography."
[Christopher McCulloch (Pete White)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2008-09-25
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"Did you get your degree on the internet? Let me see your diploma."
[T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins)
from Bones] |
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(background)
"Oh, for future reference? That word doesn't mean what you think."
[Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)
from Bones] |
| 2008-09-24
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"I forgot Wednesday was 'Hooker Day.' This could've waited."
[Sela Ward (Stacy Warner)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"Gotta go. It's Killing time."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2008-09-23
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"I am moving as fast as I can! –You could probably move faster if you ate a healthy diet, decreased your alcohol intake, and reduced the extra-curricular activity with your lady-friends. –I might as well be dead."
[Justin Bruening (Mike Traceur) | Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider (2008)] |
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(background)
"Keep your eyes peeled, KITT. –Michael, I do not have eyes. –It's a figure of speech!"
[Justin Bruening (Mike Traceur) | Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider (2008)] |
| 2008-09-22
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"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolph Hitler. –Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American People than with your image in the history books."
[Peter Sellers (President Merkin Muffley) | George C. Scott (Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
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(background)
"This man is obviously a psychotic. –Well, I'd like to hold off on judgment on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in."
[Peter Sellers (President Merkin Muffley) | George C. Scott (Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
| 2008-09-21
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"You're, like, a hero to me. –Hero worship exposes a lack of independent intellectual examination."
[Carla Gallo (Daisy Wick) | Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)
from Bones] |
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(background)
"Do we need to take lessons in toilet training issues?"
[John Francis Daley (Dr. Lance Sweets)
from Bones] |
| 2008-09-20
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"I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons. –Uh, that's right, sir. You are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority."
[Peter Sellers (President Merkin Muffley) | George C. Scott (Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
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(background)
"You just start your countdown and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say, 'blast off'!"
[George C. Scott (Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb] |
| 2008-09-19
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"Listen, Zoe, I have advanced degrees in applied physics, quantum physics, electrical and mechanical engineering, chemistry, as well as discrete and applied mathematics. –And I speak nine languages. We should make a baby. –Really? –No."
[Paul Campbell (Billy Morgan) | Smith Cho (Zoe Chae)
from Knight Rider (2008)] |
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(background)
"Please step away from the car or I will be forced to take defensive measures."
[Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider (2008)] |
| 2008-09-18
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"Just because they are your friends does not mean they are not capable of deceit. The data I am accessing suggests that it is a very common human trait. Many high-level government officials use deceit on a daily basis and still remain in Office."
[Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider (2008)] |
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(background)
"Billy, once I complete my system diagnostics, I will point out where you went wrong in your calculations."
[Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider (2008)] |
| 2008-09-17
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"God damn it, call me!"
[Jane Russell (Mrs. Shorn)
from Born Losers, The] |
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(background)
"If you get on that motorcycle, you're dead."
[Clegg Hoyt (Mr. Carmody)
from Born Losers, The] |
| 2008-09-16
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"Why is it you're the most expensive person I've ever been involved with, and we're not even lovers?"
[Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
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(background)
"There's really no accounting for taste. Here. She wants to talk to you."
[Tammy Grimes (Sydney Channing)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
| 2008-09-15
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"All you have to do is track down fugitives and haul their asses over to a portal of Hell. Easy. –What do you mean by 'portal'? –Well, any place that seems like hell on earth is Hell on Earth. You know, like the DMV on Union Street?"
[Ray Wise (The Devil) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"You got that right, 'Sock. This guy really does have a stick up his ass."
[Patton Oswalt (Leon)
from Reaper] |
| 2008-09-14
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"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. –Ditto!"
[Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) | Slim Pickens (Taggart)
from Blazing Saddles] |
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(background)
"Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!"
[Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2008-09-13
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"Tell Crawford that I… want the money in cash. Tell him that I don't trust banks."
[Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack)
from Born Losers, The] |
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(background)
"What'll the waitresses think?"
[Jane Russell (Mrs. Shorn)
from Born Losers, The] |
| 2008-09-12
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"Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day. –Yeah, because of you."
[Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) | Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld)
from Seinfeld] |
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(background)
"Why can't you ever just keep your big mouth shut?"
[Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld)
from Seinfeld] |
| 2008-09-11
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"You don't understand by now. You can't stop Fate; no one can. It's like a living thing. It swallows us all into darkness."
[G. Michael Gray (Ethan Grant)
from Painkiller Jane] |
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(background)
"Vasco, tell me that's a pint of tequila, 'cause I'm losing my mind."
[Noah Danby (Connor King)
from Painkiller Jane] |
| 2008-09-10
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"Man, the poor chump who came up with this riddle didn't bank on us having the Internet, huh?"
[Christopher McCulloch (Pete White)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"You have Lollygagger's Syndrome, that's what you have."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2008-09-09
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"I am not interested in logic."
[Werner Klemperer (Col. Wilhelm Klink)
from Hogan's Heroes] |
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(background)
"That's very suspicious."
[Werner Klemperer (Col. Wilhelm Klink)
from Hogan's Heroes] |
| 2008-09-08
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"Hey, dad? –Yeah? –Do you think there's people on other planets? –I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us… it seems like an awful waste of space."
[Jena Malone (Ted Arroway) | David Morse
from Contact] |
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(background)
"Doctor… are you familiar with the scientific precept known as Occam's Razor?"
[James Woods (Michael Kitz)
from Contact] |
| 2008-09-07
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"There's always a choice, there has to be. If it's all Fate, then we're just… going through the motions and none of it means a damn thing!"
[Kristanna Loken (Jane Vasco)
from Painkiller Jane] |
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(background)
"Fate didn't buy those guns… and Destiny won't pull the trigger."
[Kristanna Loken (Jane Vasco)
from Painkiller Jane] |
| 2008-09-06
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"It'd be a shame if we were forced to kick your asses in public. –No, what would be a shame is if someone dropped nanorobots in your coffee, got lodged in your colon, and gave you thirty years of diarrhea."
[Mitch Rouse (Bob) | Masi Oka (Bruce)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
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(background)
"I think a monkey died in the air vent again."
[uncredited
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| 2008-09-05
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In Memoriam, Don LaFontaine
"Throughout history, Man has marveled at the vast complexity of the Universe.Without a single, unified voice, Humanity has been searching for answers to the Unknown. Now, one man has the power to change that and to spread his voice across the Earth for all of mankind to hear. One man. Me."
[Don LaFontaine (Himself)
from LaFontaine, Don] |
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(audio version of the into clip on his website)
[Don LaFontaine (Himself)
from LaFontaine, Don] |
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(background)
"…But if think you've seen it all, look again."
[Don LaFontaine (Himself)
from LaFontaine, Don] |
| 2008-09-04
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"Sam, that's very materialistic. –Well, life is materialistic. I can't help it. I didn't invent it, I'm just in it."
[Felipe Rose (Felipe the Indian) | Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
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(background)
"This calls for some serious plotting and scheming."
[Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
| 2008-09-03
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"Are you telling me that a multi-billion-dollar emerging technology for altering the very laws of physics can be defeated by a pair of cheap sunglasses? –They're not cheap. They're Oakleys."
[Nate Torrence (Lloyd) | Masi Oka (Bruce)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
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(background)
"Oh-- oh, what is that?! That smells like a dead cat covered in old shrimp."
[uncredited
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| 2008-09-02
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"Aw. That's 'cause you're both a couple of babies. –Larry weighs 109 pounds! –All right. All right, so he's a big baby."
[Tony Dow (Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver) | Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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(background)
"Boys, what is going on in here?!"
[Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| 2008-09-01
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"Boy… my therapist… is gonna be really disappointed in me."
[Patton Oswalt (Leon)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"There's no freaking way I'm going back to Hell!"
[Patton Oswalt (Leon)
from Reaper] |
