| 2007-09-28
|
 |
"For the record, I don't like the way this turned out any more than you do. But this is the world we live in, and justice does not always prevail. It's not the Wild West where you can clean up the streets with a gun… even though sometimes that's exactly what's needed."
[Brian Markinson (Attorney General Russert)
from Shooter] |
|
 |
(background)
There are no sides. There's no Sunnis and Shiites. There's no Democrats and Republicans. There's only Haves and Have-Nots."
[Ned Beatty (Senator Charles F. Meachum)
from Shooter] |
| 2007-09-27
|
 |
(background)
"We will consult the Oracle."
[Alex Ivanovici (Ephor #2)
from 300] |
|
 |
"Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as King."
[Peter Mensah (Messenger)
from 300] |
| 2007-09-26
|
 |
(background)
"Sumbitch."
[Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)
from Smokey and the Bandit II] |
|
 |
"Let's just cut the shit and get down to business. I ain't got all day."
[Dudley Remus (Everglades Gas Station Attendant)
from Smokey and the Bandit II] |
| 2007-09-25
|
 |
"Well, I've said it before and I'm going to say it again… There ain't no way, no way, that you could come from my loins."
[Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)
from Smokey and the Bandit II] |
|
 |
(background)
"I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt."
[Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)
from Smokey and the Bandit II] |
| 2007-09-24
|
 |
"Trust the gods, Leonidas. –I'd prefer you trusted your reason."
[Alex Ivanovici (Ephor #2) | Gerard Butler (King Leonidas)
from 300] |
|
 |
(background)
"But unless I miss my guess, we're in for one wild night."
[Gerard Butler (King Leonidas)
from 300] |
| 2007-09-21
|
 |
(background)
"We must consult the Oracle."
[Alex Ivanovici (Ephor #2)
from 300] |
|
 |
"This is Sparta!"
[Gerard Butler (King Leonidas)
from 300] |
| 2007-09-20
|
 |
"There's only one thing a man can do when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk. –Go to the zoo, flip-off the monkeys? –No. Buy new suits."
[Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy) | David Koechner (Champ Kind)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
|
 |
(background)
"I think I was in love once. –Really? What was her name? –I don't remember. –That's not a good start, but… but keep going."
[Paul Rudd (Brian Fantana) | Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
| 2007-09-19
|
 |
"Eww! Dad, we don't want to sit here and look at your ass!"
[Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
|
 |
(background)
"What the Hell was that?"
[Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2007-09-18
|
 |
"Colonel, your moral compass is so fucked up, I'll be shocked if you manage to find your way back to the parking lot."
[Brian Markinson (Attorney General Russert)
from Shooter] |
|
 |
(background)
"I don't think you understand. These boys killed my dog."
[Mark Wahlberg (Bob Lee Swagger)
from Shooter] |
| 2007-09-17
|
 |
"Boy, this sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate."
[Patrick Warburton (Joe Swanson)
from Family Guy] |
|
 |
(background)
"Bon apetit, douche bag."
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2007-09-14
|
 |
"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
[Ricardo Montalban (Khan Noonian Singh)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
|
 |
(background)
"As your teacher, Mr. Spock, is fond of saying, I'd like to think that there are always… possibilities."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
| 2007-09-13
|
 |
"Sophistication isn't a matter of where you come from, or even what your family does. It's the way you--the way you think, your outlook on life, what you've experienced."
[George Hamilton (Ryder Smith)
from Where the Boys Are] |
|
 |
(background)
"Experience. That's what separates the the girls from the Girl Scouts."
[George Hamilton (Ryder Smith)
from Where the Boys Are] |
| 2007-09-12
|
 |
"Today we become the enemy."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
|
 |
(background)
"Do we have to go right now? I want to watch The Scary Monkey Show."
[Rosearik Rikki Simons (GIR)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2007-09-11
|
 |
"That's how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll? They were dead within three hours, buried in the damn desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua. –You know this for a fact? –Still got the shovel."
[Levon Helm (Mr. Rate) | Michael Peña (Nick Memphis)
from Shooter] |
|
 |
(background)
"Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shooting stuff."
[Mark Wahlberg (Bob Lee Swagger)
from Shooter] |
| 2007-09-10
|
 |
"Well, we work for the Federal Government, we're not that good at our jobs."
[Michael Peña (Nick Memphis)
from Shooter] |
|
 |
(background)
"Well, let's see what lies they're trying to sell us today."
[Mark Wahlberg (Bob Lee Swagger)
from Shooter] |
| 2007-09-07
|
 |
"I am not Mr. Pavarotti! Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No! Why?! Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!"
[John Rhys-Davies (Prof. Maximilian Arturo)
from Sliders] |
|
 |
(background)
"Uh-oh. I know where this is going."
[Sabrina Lloyd (Wade Welles)
from Sliders] |
| 2007-09-06
|
 |
"And if it's funny once, twice should be hilarious."
[Robert Lee (Narrator)
from MythBusters] |
|
 |
(background)
"That'll never make it in the show."
[Adam Savage (Himself)
from MythBusters] |
| 2007-09-05
|
 |
"Oh, don't you worry about it, Mr. Hart. I've been chased by swifter men than you, and I ain't been caught yet."
[Dolly Parton (Doralee Rhodes)
from Nine To Five] |
|
 |
(background)
"Fire the bitch!"
[Dabney Coleman (Franklin M. Hart Jr.)
from Nine To Five] |
| 2007-09-04
|
 |
"Do you know that I can fire you just like that?!"
[Everett Sloane (Mr. Tuffington)
from Disorderly Orderly, The] |
|
 |
(background)
"(moaning) –Oh, don't make those noises please."
[Jerry Lewis (Jerome Littlefield)
from Disorderly Orderly, The] |
| 2007-09-03
|
 |
"Mame, don't you ever throw anything away? –Who knows when I may go back to one of these colors. –Well, if you kept your hair natural the way I do-- –If I kept my hair natural the way you do, I'd be bald."
[Coral Browne (Vera Charles) | Rosalind Russell (Mame Dennis)
from Auntie Mame] |
|
 |
(background)
"The school we must choose must be exclusive and restricted. –Exclusively what and restricted to whom?"
[Fred Clark (Dwight Babcock) | Rosalind Russell (Mame Dennis)
from Auntie Mame] |