August 2008 Archives

2008-08-31 Movie "Robot alert. Number 5 located. Engage and capture. Do not destroy." [computer generated (Robot) from Short Circuit]
Movie (background) "Malfunction. Need input." [Tim Blaney (Number 5) from Short Circuit]
2008-08-30 Movie "(fart) –(sniffing) Ooh! Oh. Oh, damn! Let the window down! –Oh, it's just a little flatulence. –Oh! A little flatulence? An elephant could take a shit in the backseat and it wouldn't smell that bad! –Can we just let it go?" [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) | Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) from The Man]
Movie (background) "You know how I can tell you're lying? I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth." [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
2008-08-29 Television "Hey, Gladys. You look… rough. Good vacation? –We party hard in the Underworld. –Oh, woman, please. We need to party together." [Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Christine Willes (Gladys - DMV Demon) | Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) from Reaper]
Television (background) "I trust I've made my point." [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
2008-08-28 Television (background) "That's a nice suit. Do you have to buy that or does it come standard-issue?" [Ben Browder (John Crichton) from Farscape]
Television "You are quite a simple organism to possess the knowledge you do. –You're only saying that 'cause you don't know me." [John Bach (Einstein) | Ben Browder (John Crichton) from Farscape]
2008-08-27 Movie "What if you don't catch it? What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one? –Nun soup?" [Austin Pendleton (Howard Marner) | Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya) from Short Circuit]
Movie (background) "Hot coffee." [computer generated (Robot) from Short Circuit]
2008-08-26 Movie "Have some tequila, Peg. –I don't think I should. There are 85 calories in a glass of champagne. –I have a little place in my neighborhood where I can get it for 65." [Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) | Joan Blondell (Peg Costello) from Desk Set]
Movie (background) "Hello. I'm trying to find out the truth about the Eskimo habit of rubbing noses." [Joan Blondell (Peg Costello) from Desk Set]
2008-08-25 Television "The final clue. I can decode this! Get me a roll of toilet paper!" [Doc Hammer (Master Billy Quizboy) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Billy, all you've proved is that you're way too into cartoons!" [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-08-24 Movie "There's an old Navy expression: if I go down, you go down on me!" [Larry Miller (Underchief) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
Movie (background) "Do I look stupid to you?" [Larry Miller (Underchief) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
2008-08-23 Movie "Frankly, I think that dogs don't like mailmen because… well, because sometimes they bring bad news. Animals sense those things, you know." [Jean Hagen (Freeda Daniels) from Shaggy Dog, The]
Movie (background) "Well, they say it takes all kinds." [Cecil Kellaway (Professor Plumcutt) from Shaggy Dog, The]
2008-08-22 Movie In Memoriam, Julius Carry
"All right, Leroy, who's the One and Only Master? –I am. –Aaah! –I. Am." [Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem) | Taimak (Leroy Green) from Last Dragon, The]
Movie (background) "I got sand all in my ass! I can't hardly walk!" [Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley) from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle]
2008-08-21 Television "Rusty Venture! Brought to you by Smoking!" [Christopher McCulloch (announcer) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Hurry up! My ice is melting!" [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-08-20 Movie "As a physician, you of all people should appreciate the dangers of reopening old wounds." [William Shatner (James T. Kirk) from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan]
Movie (background) "Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, doctor." [William Shatner (James T. Kirk) from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan]
2008-08-19 Movie "I'd rather not know how you get your gossip. Uh, what else do you know about them?" [Fred MacMurray (Wilson Daniels) from Shaggy Dog, The]
Movie (background) "Great suffering cats!" [Tim Considine (Buzz Miller) from Shaggy Dog, The]
2008-08-18 Television "Do you watch Top Chef? –Uh, yeah, but I didn't like Top Design." [Christopher McCulloch (Kano) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Wake up, fat boy." [Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-08-17 Movie "Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love! We got company!" [Jonathan Ke Huy Quan (Short Round) from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
Movie (background) "Oh, I'm not that kind of girl!" [Kate Capshaw (Wilhelmina 'Willie' Scott) from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
2008-08-16 Television "How many more? Just think, how many have died in your name?" [Julian Bleach (Davros) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "Initiate temporal prison!" [Nicholas Briggs (Dalek) from Doctor Who (II)]
2008-08-15 Movie "Why is that door always broken? –Why is our main elevator a telephone booth? –Good point." [Masi Oka (Bruce) | Nate Torrence (Lloyd) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
Movie (background) "I will fix this." [Nate Torrence (Lloyd) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
2008-08-14 Movie "They sent in their best man! And when we roll down the 69th Street bridge tomorrow on our way to freedom… we're going to have their best man leading the way… from the neck up!" [Isaac Hayes (The Duke) from Escape From New York]
Movie (background) "That's a lot of crap." [Isaac Hayes (The Duke) from Escape From New York]
2008-08-13 Movie "Attention. You are now entering the Debarkation Area. No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line to the Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area." [Jamie Lee Curtis (computer) from Escape From New York]
Movie (background) "When I get back, I'm gonna kill you." [Kurt Russell (Snake Plissken) from Escape From New York]
2008-08-12 Movie "Aw, don't be like that. If I had a rock I'll bust your head, bitch. Say, she deaf, you know? (laughing)" [Bernie Mac (Bobby Bolivia) from Transformers (2007)]
Movie (background) "Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit. He's having a heat stroke again… scaring white folks." [Bernie Mac (Bobby Bolivia) from Transformers (2007)]
2008-08-11 Television In Memoriam, Isaac Hayes
"As you know from the Vision, I will succumb to a cerebral hemorrhage by this time tomorrow. So now I must choose my successor." [Isaac Hayes (The Prime Oracle) from Sliders]
Movie "What did I teach you? –Y-You are the… Duke of New… New York. You're A-Number One. –I can't hear you! –Y-- You… You are the Duke of New York! You're A-Number One!" [Isaac Hayes (The Duke) | Donald Pleasence (President) from Escape From New York]
Movie (background) "I heard you were dead." [Isaac Hayes (The Duke) from Escape From New York]
2008-08-10 Movie In Memoriam, Bernie Mac
"I'm not going no where near no dead body." [Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley) from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle]
Movie "Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you. –Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?" [John Forsythe (Charles Townsend) | Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley) from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle]
Movie (background) "Bosley! –What's happening, Angels?" [Cameron Diaz (Natalie Cook) | Drew Barrymore (Dylan Sanders) | Lucy Liu (Alex Munday) | Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley) from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle]
2008-08-09 Television "Oops. I think I've made a terrible mistake. I'm wearing my underwear on the outside!" [Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo) from Johnny Bravo]
Television (background) "(kiss) (electrical buzzing) That was painful and unsatisfying. Can we do it again? (kiss) (electrical buzzing)" [Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo) from Johnny Bravo]
2008-08-08 Television "He said that the only way we'd ever see him again is at my funeral. –I don't care. –Who is he? –What part of National Security don't you understand, Hodgins? –'National Security', catch-all phrase for 'we can do anything we want.'" [David Boreanaz (Special Agent Seeley Booth) | Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan) | T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins) from Bones]
Television (background) "This is the Federal District Court for the District of Columbia, United States of America. When this asks you a question, you answer… or you pay the Ferryman." [George Wyner (Judge Marcus Haddoes) from Bones]
2008-08-07 Movie "You have no ethics at all, do you, Bob? –We're the good guys: CIA. When we do something, that makes it ethical." [Bryan Callen (Howard) | Mitch Rouse (Bob) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
Movie (background) "Good lord. We're in the spy business. Lie better!" [Larry Miller (Underchief) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
2008-08-06 Movie "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman? –You should say 'yes.' –I should say 'maybe.'" [Zena Marshall (Miss Taro) | Sean Connery (James Bond) from Dr. No]
Movie (background) "Bond… James Bond." [Sean Connery (James Bond) from Dr. No]
2008-08-05 Television "M.U.T.H.E.R. is now online." [M.U.T.H.E.R. (Herself) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Hey, man, I gotta go where the blaxion is." [Charles Parnell (Jefferson Twilight) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-08-04 Movie "Guys, are we going to work today, or are you just going to stand there in stony silence like my parents?" [J.P. Manoux (Neil) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
Movie (background) "Helena Bonham Carter! Was there unauthorized revelry in here?" [Larry Miller (Underchief) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
2008-08-03 Television "All humans in this sector will be taken to the Crucible!" [Nicholas Briggs (Dalek) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "The TARDIS is secured!" [Nicholas Briggs (Dalek) from Doctor Who (II)]
2008-08-02 Movie "This means something… This is important." [Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary) from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind]
Movie (background) "This means something." [Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary) from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind]
2008-08-01 Movie "Calm down! No machine can do our job. –That's what they said in Payroll." [Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) | Joan Blondell (Peg Costello) from Desk Set]
Movie (background) "Remember our motto: Be on time. Do your work. Be down in the bar at 5:30." [Gig Young (Mike Cutler) from Desk Set]