August 2005 Archives

2005-08-31 Television "Now, maybe you got all day, to pound your meat. OK. Some of us don't!" [Emeril Lagasse (Himself) from Emeril Live]
Television (background) "Bam! Bam!" [Emeril Lagasse (Himself) from Emeril Live]
2005-08-30 Television "Let's see. Do I want it little or do I want it big? How 'bout in between." [Paula Deen (Herself) from Paula's Home Cooking]
Television (background) "Doesn't that look beautiful?" [Paula Deen (Herself) from Paula's Home Cooking]
2005-08-27 Radio "I had nothing to do with this!" [Kevin Rose (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "I got a, er, cease and desist letter from um, uh, G4 saying you can't use the name The Screen, the uh, bleep. So somebody suggested we should call this The Revenge of These Green Saviors." [Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "Hi, I'm going home!" [Robert Heron (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "And then the winner, gets a box of Patrick's crap! I like it!" [Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio (background) "Ah, screw it!" [Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "Show of hands. Anybody, was anybody frustrated by the limitations of Tech TV?" [Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "You know, so I take, I make sure I don't take any dirty pictures. Or if I do, I erase them right away. –That's good to know. –Yeah yeah thanks. Thanks for sharing there, Leo. Appreciate that." [Leo Laporte (Himself) | Patrick Norton (Himself) | Kevin Rose (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "Kevin's always said he's got the equipment. I'm, I'm still waiting to find out... –Video! –Oh! Video! Oh, OK." [Leo Laporte (Himself) | Patrick Norton (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "Is it secret that you do Digg, or is that known? –No, it's, it's, it's pretty much known. I didn't really go out shouting it, uh, right off the bat because I didn't wanna... –I love it. I've been a, I'm a fan! –Well I appreciate it." [Leo Laporte (Himself) | Kevin Rose (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "I don't think TechTV's ever gonna come back. I think that's long gone." [Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "So the only person who is gainfully employed in television here would be Kevin Rose. –Hey, you are too Leo. –Oh that's right. But that's in Canada, that doesn't count. –No that counts!" [Leo Laporte (Himself) | Kevin Rose (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "I'd like to apologize to the entire nation of Canada." [Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
Radio "You're going to get me fired Leo. –Kevin Rose has nothing to do with this. He's just, you know... here. –Thank you." [Kevin Rose (Himself) | Leo Laporte (Himself) from This Week In Tech]
2005-08-26 Television "It's the same, like, little freakin' WAV file over and over again. It's like... Uh Uh Uh Uh!" [Kevin Rose (Himself) from Diggnation]
Television (background) "So much porn!" [Alex Albrecht (Himself) from Diggnation]
2005-08-22 Television "Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions! Comedy should always leave you different than when it found you. Sure, humor can hurt, even alienate, but the risk is better than the alternative: a steady diet of innocuous, child-proof, flavorless mush! Demand to be challenged, to be offended, to be treated like thinking, reasoning adults! And raise your children to be the same! Don't let a comedian, a network, a Congressional committee, or an evil genius take away your freedom to laugh at whatever you want." [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "Egad, but you're an imbecile!" [Tim Curry (George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2005-08-19 Movie "All I've seen is a bunch of low foreheads who think they can change the world with dreams and talk. It's too late for that! If you're not ready to act, give me a break and shut up." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards) from Running Man, The]
Movie (background) "He's the Butcher of Bakersfield." [Mick Fleetwood (Mic) from Running Man, The]
2005-08-18 Television "First of all, I want you to give yourselves a big hand for just being here!" [Richard Simmons (Aerobics Instructor) from Rocko's Modern Life]
Television (background) "Hey, fatso, let's go! I'm not doing this for my health!" [uncredited from Rocko's Modern Life]
2005-08-17 Television "What, am I hearing things? Am I all alone out here? Didn't you just feel the wind of freedom ripping through your sweater vest? Can't you hear the wind calling, 'Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong?' We're free. We are the future!" [Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "What would I do without you, Brock? –You would've died." [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]
2005-08-16 Movie "I've intercepted communications that several terrorist groups are being organized for one massive world-wide attack. –From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100. –9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's-- –Yes, 91,100. –Basically all the worst parts of the Bible." [Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.) | Daran Norris (Spottswoode) | Trey Parker (Gary Johnston) | Matt Stone (Chris) from Team America: World Police]
Movie (background) "Baxter, I think we can valmorphanize safely now." [Daran Norris (Spottswoode) from Team America: World Police]
2005-08-15 Movie "You will be my Mona Lisa, my Sistine Chapel. I will find the sculpture in the stone. –Slow down, da Vinci. –How do you feel about a push-up bra? –How do you feel about a genital-shocking taser gun?" [Diedrich Bader (Joel Meyers) | Sandra Bullock (Gracie Hart) from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous]
Movie (background) "Do you have a euthanasia program?" [Diedrich Bader (Joel Meyers) from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous]
2005-08-12 Television "We're superheroes. –We were born with super-powers. –You can't just buy super-powers. –Oh, yeah? Tell that to Batman." [Cathy Cavadini (Blossom) | Tara Strong (Bubbles) (Buttercup) | Jennifer Hale (Princess Morbucks) from Powerpuff Girls, The]
Television (background) "That's not a good reason at all!" [Cathy Cavadini (Blossom) from Powerpuff Girls, The]
2005-08-11 Television (background) "Oh, what's this? My High School reunion! Oh, boy!" [Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck) from Darkwing Duck]
Television "Gee, DW, you did almost kill us. –So? It's not like anybody died." [Terence McGovern (Launchpad McQuack) | Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck) from Darkwing Duck]
2005-08-10 Television "You know, in High School I was voted 'Most Likely To Never Have an Attractive Woman Speak To Me.' –Also, 'Most Likely To Be Indicted,' 'Most Likely To Wear Vinyl,' and 'Most Likely To End Up On A Street Corner Wallowing In His Own Sputum.'" [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "I am not cleaning that up!" [Nancy Travis (Bernice) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2005-08-09 Movie "If everything's ready here on the dark side of the moon, play the five tones. –(five tones)" [uncredited from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind]
Movie (background) "This is nuts." [Richard Dreyfuss (Roy Neary) from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind]
2005-08-08 Movie (background) "They're break-dance fighting." [Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu) from Zoolander]
Movie "Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this: ugly protesters bothering beautiful people." [Steve Kmetko (Himself) from Zoolander]
2005-08-05 Movie "Hello, ma'am. My name is Ray Ray, and I'm here to service you." [Johnny Knoxville (Ray Ray Perkins) from A Dirty Shame]
Movie (background) "People are just ignorant everywhere." [Suzanne Shepherd (Big Ethel) from A Dirty Shame]
2005-08-04 Movie "You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time! –I was promoting the art of Dance. –With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? –I was not drunk! I was on pills." [Tracey Ullman (Sylvia Stickles) | Selma Blair (Caprice Stickles) from A Dirty Shame]
Movie (background) "Perverts are taking over this neighborhood." [Suzanne Shepherd (Big Ethel) from A Dirty Shame]
2005-08-03 Television "Captain Adama and Colonel Tigh are working on a plan now, and I need some serious out-of-the-box thinking. –Out-of-the-box is where I live." [Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) | Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "So the fate of the entire human race depends upon my wild guess." [James Callis (Dr. Gaius Baltar) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2005-08-02 Movie "I hate this house! I-I hate these walls! I hate that sofa! The only part of this dump that doesn't make me puke is that door, because that's the way I'm getting out!" [Charles Busch (Angela Arden) from Die, Mommie, Die!]
Movie (background) "I always knew mother was nothing more than a cheap, hopped-up nymphomaniac!" [Natasha Lyonne (Edith Sussman) from Die, Mommie, Die!]
2005-08-01 Movie "Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a torpedo?" [Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country]
Movie (background) "Captain's Log, Stardate 9522.6. I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will." [William Shatner (James T. Kirk) from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country]