| 2004-08-31
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"You're in a new position now. You're like the prettiest girl at the prom… or the sluttiest girl if you went to Catholic school."
[Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)
from Dead Like Me] |
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(background)
"There's nothing wrong with G-rated movies as long as there's lots of sex and violence."
[Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
| 2004-08-30
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(background)
"Wow! What's that aftershave you're wearing?" (from Hai Karate)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Furlow, is it always about the money? –Is there anything else? I mean, how much sex can you have? –I don't know. I haven't maxed out yet."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton) | Magda Szubanski (Furlow)
from Farscape] |
| 2004-08-27
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"Now let's not have that media discussion all over again."
[Anna Lee (Elisabeth)
from In Like Flint] |
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"Well, that hit the spot."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2004-08-26
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(background)
"'Scuse me, National Emergency! Coming through!"
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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"What's the matter, don't you trust me?"
[Bob Hope (Ace Lannigan)
from Road To Singapore] |
| 2004-08-25
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
[Keir Dullea (Dave Bowman)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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"And if you just have to play James Bond, I'll bust your ass."
[Rosalind Cash (Lisa)
from Omega Man, The] |
| 2004-08-24
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"This is important! It's top secret, for your eyes only!"
[Gayle Garfinkle (T'nuk)
from Tripping The Rift] |
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(background)
"Let's see… If I were a rubber chicken, where would I hide out?"
[Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2004-08-23
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"Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a rodeo clown!"
[Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Art 'Bones' McSalvo)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Does this mean the sex is off?"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2004-08-20
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"Autograph fiends? They're not people, those're the little beasts that run around in packs like coyotes."
[Bette Davis (Margo Channing)
from All About Eve] |
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(background)
"Max, you sly puss."
[Bette Davis (Margo Channing)
from All About Eve] |
| 2004-08-19
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"I'll give you the best performance you ever saw in a hotel bedroom!"
[Frank Albertson (Leo)
from Room Service] |
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(background)
"(knocking on door) Shh! Money."
[Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)
from Room Service] |
| 2004-08-18
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"You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. –But you have heard of me."
[Jack Davenport (James Norrington) | Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
[Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-08-17
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"Grocery day can be a very dangerous day."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"I'm nude! Aaaah!"
[Charles Adler (Bev Bighead)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2004-08-16
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In Memoriam, Julia Child
"So that's all for today on The French Chef. This is Julia Child, bon appetit."
[Julia Child (Herself)
from French Chef, The] |
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"Even now I adore Julia Child. Isn't she fabulous? She recovers like nobody's business. I once saw Julia Child drop an entire roast beef on the floor. She picked it up, she dusted it off, she looked straight into the camera and she said, 'And remember, you're the only one in the kitchen!'"
[Mark Davis (Himself)
from Out There] |
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In Memoriam, Julia Child
(background)
"Welcome to The French Chef; I'm Julia Child."
[Julia Child (Herself)
from French Chef, The] |
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In Memoriam, Julia Child
"Now, you can tell when they're ready by poking them with your finger. And if it's resilient, they're done. If it's still squashy like the raw breast, it isn't done. And if it's hard, it is, uh, it's overdone which is too bad."
[Julia Child (Herself)
from French Chef, The] |
| 2004-08-13
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"How am I ever gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck."
[Ron Perlman (Hellboy)
from Hellboy] |
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(background)
"They must be here for the sheep."
[Kevin Trainor (Young 'Broom')
from Hellboy] |
| 2004-08-12
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(background)
"You are named after the dog? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
[John Rhys-Davies (Sallah)
from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade] |
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"You must choose, but choose wisely. Whereas the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you."
[Robert Eddison (Grail Knight)
from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade] |
| 2004-08-11
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(background)
"Hold it right there, whatever you are!"
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
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"You know I can't compute instinct."
[William Daniels (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider] |
| 2004-08-10
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"What happens when we die?"
[Sophie Wyburd (Angelica Bell)
from The Hours] |
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"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?"
[Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
| 2004-08-09
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"In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back."
[John Hurt (Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm)
from Hellboy] |
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(background)
"Don't get psychic with me, fella."
[Ron Perlman (Hellboy)
from Hellboy] |
| 2004-08-06
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"I'm so excited I could squirt."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from ALF] |
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(background)
"You're full of crap."
[Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)
from Omega Man, The] |
| 2004-08-05
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"Mom, you're embarrassing me!"
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"Tsk, tsk. –Yeah, tsk. –And another tsk!"
[uncredited (Chameleon Brothers)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2004-08-04
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(background)
"Space monsters, my ass."
[Lewis Smith (Perfect Tommy)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
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"I need you to understand that crackers don't matter."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| 2004-08-03
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(background)
"That little zombie."
[Wilfred Brimley (Frank Brackett)
from In & Out] |
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"After all, I'm a man and you're a woman… and I can't think of a better arrangement."
[Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
| 2004-08-02
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"Now get out of here! I have to go back to reading everyone's emails… over the P.A. system."
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"Get ready to feel the power of Attorney!"
[Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
