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August 31– "You're in a new position now. You're like the prettiest girl at the prom… or the sluttiest girl if you went to Catholic school." – [Christine Willes from Dead Like Me] |
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August 30 – "Furlow, is it always about the money? –Is there anything else? I mean, how much sex can you have? –I don't know. I haven't maxed out yet." – [Ben Browder and Magda Szubanski from Farscape] |
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August 27 – "Now let's not have that media discussion all over again." – [Anna Lee from In Like Flint] |
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August 26 – "What's the matter, don't you trust me?" – [Bob Hope from The Road To Singapore] |
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August 25 – "And if you just have to play James Bond, I'll bust your ass." – [Rosalind Cash from The Omega Man] |
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August 24 – "This is important! It's top secret, for your eyes only!" – [T'nuk (Gayle Garfinkle) from Tripping The Rift] |
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August 23 – "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a rodeo clown!" – [Art 'Bones' McSalvo (Gibert Gottfried) from Duckman] |
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August 20 – "Autograph fiends? They're not people, those're the little beasts that run around in packs like coyotes." – [Bette Davis from All About Eve] |
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August 19 – "I'll give you the best performance you ever saw in a hotel bedroom!" – [Frank Albertson from Room Service] |
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August 18 – "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. –But you have heard of me." – [Jack Davenport and Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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August 17 – "Grocery day can be a very dangerous day." – [Rocko (Carlos Alazraqui) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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August 16 – In Memoriam, Julia Child
"So that's all for today on The French Chef. This is Julia Child, bon appetit." – [Julia Child from The French Chef]
"Now, you can tell when they're ready by poking them with your finger. And if it's resilient, they're done. If it's still squashy like the raw breast, it isn't done. And if it's hard, it is, uh, it's overdone which is too bad." – [Julia Child from The French Chef]
"Even now I adore Julia Child. Isn't she fabulous? She recovers like nobody's business. I once saw Julia Child drop an entire roast beef on the floor. She picked it up, she dusted it off, she looked straight into the camera and she said, 'And remember, you're the only one in the kitchen!" – [Mark Davis from Out There] |
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August 13 – "How am I ever gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck." – [Ron Perlman from Hellboy] |
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August 12 – "You must choose, but choose wisely. Whereas the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you." – [Robert Eddison from Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade] |
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August 11 – "You know I can't compute instinct." – [KITT (William Daniels) from Knight Rider] |
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August 10 – "Whatever happened to Fay Wray?" – [Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show] |
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August 9 – "In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back." – [John Hurt from Hellboy] |
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August 6 – "I'm so excited I could squirt." – [ALF (Paul Fusco) from ALF] |
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August 5 – "Mom, you're embarrassing me!" – [Heffer Wolfe (Tom Kenny) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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August 4 – "I need you to understand that crackers don't matter." – [Ben Browder from Farscape] |
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August 3 – "After all, I'm a man and you're a woman… and I can't think of a better arrangement." – [Groucho Marx from A Night In Casablanca] |
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August 2 – "Now get out of here! I have to go back to reading everyone's emails… over the P.A. system." – [Phil Ken Sebben (Stephen Colbert) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
