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August 2003 Archive

film icon August 29 - "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me." - [John Vernon from Animal House]
tv icon August 28 - "Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater." - [Harvey Birdman (Gary Cole) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
tv icon August 27 - "Michael Knight is a living, breathing insult to my existence." - [Garth Knight (David Hasselhoff) from Knight Rider]
film icon August 26 - "This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff." - [Bill Murray from Caddyshack]
film icon August 25 - "You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun!" - [Charles Coburn from The Road To Singapore]
tv icon August 22~24 - "You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb." - [Dirk Benedict from Battlestar Galactica]
tv icon August 21 - "Who's your daddy? Come on! You know who your daddy is! Who's your daddy? D'argo, tell him who his daddy is. –I'm your daddy!" - [Ben Browder and Anthony Simcoe from Farscape]
tv icon August 20 - "Mr. Boo Boo, would you consider yourself a revolutionary? –Well, no. But I do believe corporations rob us of our dignity and independence, and that these systems must be ripped down, burnt down, or leveled by any force necessary." - [Harvey Birdman and Boo Boo Bear (Gary Cole and Tom Kenny) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
tv icon August 19 - "Today, my guest is little Corey Brooks. –Hi, Mr. West. You really fight all those bad guys on TV? –How old are you, Ricky? –9. –I sure do, Billy." - [Adam West and Corey (Adam West and Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo]
film icon August 18 - "The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide." - [Fred Astaire from On The Beach]
film icon August 15~17 - "I wish for your sake, Leonard, I could be happy in this quietness. But if it is a choice between Richmond and death, I choose death." - [Nicole Kidman from The Hours]
tv icon August 14 - "Let me just say that I am appalled at all of you. Doing community service goes against everything a fraternity stands for. In conclusion, eat me." - [Rocko (Pete Williams) from Undergrads]
tv icon August 13 - "Sweet! Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda!" - [Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo]
film icon August 12 - "You got me straight trippin', boo." - [Eugene Levy from Bringing Down The House]
film icon August 11 - "I'd like to dip you in CheezWhiz™ and spread you over a Ritz™ cracker, if I'm not being too subtle." - [Eugene Levy from Bringing Down The House]
film icon August 8~10 - "I've spent my whole life around men who push and shove and shout and think they can make anything happen just by being aggressive. And I'm not anxious to have another one around the place." - [Joanne Woodward from The Long, Hot Summer]
tv icon August 7 - "I know of one sure curative for brainlock. Natural. Organic. Drugs." - [Melissa Jaffer from Farscape]
film icon August 6 - "Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean? –The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?" - [Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd from Back To The Future, Part I]
tv icon August 5 - "Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god." - [Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo]
tv icon August 4 - "They're going to make it illegal to shoot squirrels?! Damn it! What kind of town is this?!" - [Jake Morgendorffer (Julián Rebolledo) from Daria]
film icon August 1~3 - "So that you will learn by experience that I do not tolerate interference, I will now detonate the nuclear warheads." - [Colossus (Paul Frees) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]

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