| 2009-07-31
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"Here I go again, jumping into a party I wasn't invited to."
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"Mr. Lewis? Mr. Randall? Mr. Phillips? Hello?"
[Troy W. Slaten (Jerry Steiner)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-07-30
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"As you see, Mr. Bond, the satellite is at present over... Kansas. Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years."
[Charles Gray (Ernst Stavro Blofeld)
from Diamonds Are Forever] |
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(background)
"Welcome to Hell, Blofeld."
[Sean Connery (James Bond)
from Diamonds Are Forever] |
| 2009-07-29
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"Hello, Chicago, hello! Gotta drink to that!"
[Scatman Crothers (Ralston)
from Silver Streak] |
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(background)
"Moose! One more word outta you, I gonna smash your mouth!"
[Clifton James (Sheriff Oliver Chauncey)
from Silver Streak] |
| 2009-07-28
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"A lesson to remember: never fall in love during a total eclipse."
[Michael Hordern (Senex)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
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(background)
"Thank you, citizens. Do not fear, he will be punished."
[Patricia Jessel (Domina)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
| 2009-07-27
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"But remember, just because you're a relative doesn't mean I can't fire you."
[Eve Arden (Harriet)
from Strongest Man In The World, The] |
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(background)
"No more expensive nonsense!"
[Harold Gould (Dietz)
from Strongest Man In The World, The] |
| 2009-07-26
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"Do my eyes deceive me? Is this some apparition I see before me? Or could it be... my hero! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! He he he he he!"
[Mark Walton (Rhino)
from Bolt] |
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(background)
"You're fully awesome! Ooh hoo hoo!"
[Mark Walton (Rhino)
from Bolt] |
| 2009-07-25
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"Oh, you were just dicking with me?! –Anger is more useful than despair. –What?! –Basic psychology is among my subroutines."
[Nick Stahl (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
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(background)
"Y-you-you said that you'd let me go. –I lied."
[Claire Danes (Kate Brewster) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
| 2009-07-24
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"Now you listen to me, all three of you! You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in!"
[Robbie Coltrane (Rubeus Hagrid)
from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone] |
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(background)
"You wait till my father hears about this. This is servent stuff!"
[Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)
from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone] |
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In Memoriam, Les Lye
"I heard that."
[Les Lye
from You Can't Do That on Television] |
| 2009-07-23
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"Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches."
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"I like food."
[Abraham Benrubi (Larry Kubiac)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-07-22
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"Dear Mr. Potter, The Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of of the decree for the reasonable restriction of underage sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
[Jessica Hynes (Mafalda Hopkirk)
from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix] |
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(background)
"Professor Dumbledore will be waiting for you."
[Maggie Smith (Minerva McGonagall)
from Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets] |
| 2009-07-21
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"And now, our first stalker of the evening. A cadre trophy champion with over 30 life-time kills. Let's welcome the incredible ice man who slices his enemies limb-from-limb into quivering, bloody sushi. Professor Subzero!"
[Rodger Bumpass (Phil Hiton)
from Running Man, The] |
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(background)
"You're one of the cops who locked up all my friends, burned my songs. People like you took this country and turned it into a jail."
[Mick Fleetwood (Mic)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2009-07-20
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"Not trying to lure Potter into one of the Ministry's summer internships, are we? Last boy who went into the Department of Mysteries never came out!"
[Brendan Gleeson (Professor Alastor 'MadEye' Moody)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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(background)
"Is that a... Is that a student?! –Technically, it's a ferret."
[Maggie Smith (Minerva McGonagall) | Brendan Gleeson (Professor Alastor 'MadEye' Moody)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
| 2009-07-19
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"You, uh... You aren't exactly the sort of a person you pretend to be, are you?"
[Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
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(background)
"You... You imbecile! You bloated idiot!"
[Peter Lorre (Joel Cairo)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
| 2009-07-18
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"If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark)
from Iron Man] |
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(background)
"Yeah, I can fly."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark)
from Iron Man] |
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In Memoriam, Walter Cronkite
"Direct from our newsroom in Washington, in color, this is The CBS Evening News With Walter Cronkite." (April 4, 1968)
[uncredited (announcer)
from CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite] |
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"Old anchormen, you see, don't fade away. They just keep coming back for more." (March 6, 1981)
[Walter Cronkite (Himself)
from CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite] |
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"And that's the way it is, Thursday, March 17th, 1977. This is Walter Cronkite, CBS News. Good night." (March 17, 1977)
[Walter Cronkite (Himself)
from CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite] |
| 2009-07-17
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"What do you think Torchwood is now? Do you think you're still players?"
[Peter Capaldi (John Frobisher)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"We are here."
[uncredited (The Children) | Simon Poland (The 456)
from Torchwood] |
| 2009-07-16
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"OK... but you cross me, I take out your spleen and eat it."
[Abraham Benrubi (Larry Kubiac)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"The fat lady's singing. I'm out of here."
[Abraham Benrubi (Larry Kubiac)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-07-15
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"Is there something I can do for you? –Yes, as a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest. –(gasp)"
[Denise Perrier (Marie) | Sean Connery (James Bond)
from Diamonds Are Forever] |
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(background)
"Well, that's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
[Sean Connery (James Bond)
from Diamonds Are Forever] |
| 2009-07-14
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"There's one thing I always meant to ask Jack, back in the old days. I wanted to know about that Doctor of his... the man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world, except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history when there was no sign of him, I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask anymore. I know the answer now. Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame."
[Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"We are coming tomorrow. We are coming tomorrow. We are coming tomorrow."
[uncredited (The Children) | Simon Poland (The 456)
from Torchwood] |
| 2009-07-13
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"Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps."
[Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
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(background)
"Is it... Is it contagious? –You ever see a plague that wasn't?"
[Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
| 2009-07-12
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"Don't think of this as detention. This of this as a lot of detention."
[Melanie Chartoff (Principal Grace Musso)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"Synchronize watches! (bell rings)"
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-07-11
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"If I have to stop you, then I'll tell the world what's really going on. There's too much at stake not to."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"We are coming. We are coming. We are coming."
[uncredited (The Children) | Simon Poland (The 456)
from Torchwood] |
| 2009-07-10
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"Guys... that's the Secretary of Defense. –I am so underdressed."
[Colin Fickes (Analyst) | Tom Lenk (Analyst)
from Transformers (2007)] |
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(background)
"Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?"
[Hugo Weaving (Megatron)
from Transformers (2007)] |
| 2009-07-09
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"(sigh) OK, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes. I don't know what else I can say. Here's a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien. I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens happens."
[Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"All right, fat man, let's do this!"
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2009-07-08
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"I shall be back in a nonce. At most, two nonces."
[Zero Mostel (Pseudolus)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
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(background)
"I live to grovel."
[Jack Gilford (Hysterium)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
| 2009-07-07
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"I won't bite... not anywhere that'll show."
[Christopher Walken (Feng)
from Balls Of Fury] |
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(background)
"Want to pop off a couple of rounds? Always makes me feel better."
[George Lopez (Rodriguez)
from Balls Of Fury] |
| 2009-07-06
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"Son, I have a lot of work to do and very little time to take a trip down memory lane with a couple of technical college rejects."
[Michael McDonald (Mr. Sprong)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"You ride that Internet, you weird, glorious bastard."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
| 2009-07-05
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"Command Voice not recognized. Intruder present."
[Jhonen Vasquez (computer)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"Computer, repair bay."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2009-07-04
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"There is more than one of everything... I have said too much. I am not supposed to get involved. I have taken you as far as I can."
[Michael Cerveris (The Observer)
from Fringe] |
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(background)
"What else aren't you telling me, Walter? –Lots, I'm sure. But none of it's relevant."
[Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) | John Noble (Walter Bishop)
from Fringe] |
| 2009-07-03
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"Remember you told me to tell you when you're acting rudely and insensitively? Remember that? You're doing it right now."
[Maury Chaykin (Jim Sting)
from WarGames] |
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(background)
"General, you are listening to a machine. Do the world a favor and don't act like one."
[John Wood (Falken)
from WarGames] |
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In Memoriam, Mollie Sugden
"It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soaking wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left."
[Mollie Sugden (Mrs. Betty Slocombe)
from Are You Being Served?] |
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"One minute late. –You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came… He'd been out all night."
[Frank Thornton (Captain Stephen Peacock) | Mollie Sugden (Mrs. Betty Slocombe)
from Are You Being Served?] |
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"Having a bath at 6 o'clock in the morning played havok with my pussy."
[Mollie Sugden (Mrs. Betty Slocombe)
from Are You Being Served?] |
| 2009-07-02
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In Memoriam, Karl Malden
"Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. They better wise up! Taking Joey Doyle's life to stop him from testifying is a crucifixion. And dropping a sling on Kayo Dugan because he was ready to spill his guts tomorrow, that's a crucifixion. And every time the Mob puts the pressure on a good man, tries to stop him from doing his duty as a citizen, it's a crucifixion. And anybody who sits around and lets it happen, keeps silent about something he knows that happened, shares the guilt of it just as much as the Roman soldier who pierced the flesh of our Lord to see if he was dead."
[Karl Malden (Father Barry)
from On The Waterfront] |
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"You want to know what's wrong with our waterfront? It's the love of a lousy buck. It's making love of a buck, the cushy job, more important than the love of Man."
[Karl Malden (Father Barry)
from On The Waterfront] |
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In Memoriam, Billy Mays
"My wife, my family… if I don't make it back, I love you all."
[Billy Mays (Himself)
from Pitchmen] |
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"If we pull this one off today, we have made history."
[Billy Mays (Himself)
from Pitchmen] |
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"Now that's how you pitch a product, Sully."
[Billy Mays (Himself)
from Pitchmen] |
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(background)
"Here's how to order!"
[Billy Mays (Himself)
from Pitchmen] |
| 2009-07-01
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"Logan 5... approach and identify."
[uncredited (computer)
from Logan's Run] |
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(background)
"Identify."
[uncredited (computer)
from Logan's Run] |
