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July 31 - "We need to talk about your TPS reports." - [Joe Bays from Office Space] |
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July 28~30 - "The Emperor has been expecting you." - [James Earl Jones from Return of the Jedi] |
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July 27 - "Conversation like television set on honeymoon. . .unnecessary." - [Peter Sellers from Murder By Death] |
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July 26 - ". . .And we helped! (laughter)" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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July 25 - "The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot!" - [Brain from Pinky and the Brain] |
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July 24 - "We have sort of a problem here. Yeah, you apparantely didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports." - [Gary Cole from Office Space] |
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July 22~23 - It's a Looney Tunes Weekend!
"I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em." - [Foghorn Leghorn]
"Capture that creature and return the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" - [Marvin the Martian]
"Oh, goody, goody! I done a good thing and I get a prize." - [Junyer Bear]
"Maybe that'll learn ya to keep your big mouth shut!" - [Yosemite Sam]
"This you gotta see to believe." - [Bugs Bunny]
"You're absolutely correct!" - [Daffy Duck] |
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July 21 - "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? -I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so." - [Brain and Pinky from Pinky and the Brain] |
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July 20 - "(gong) What's happening, hot stuff?" - [Gedde Watanabe from Sixteen Candles] |
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July 19 - "It's old technology!" - [Loud Howard from Dilbert] |
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July 18 - "This one's for varsity soccer, I'm captain. I run track and, uh, right here, I'm the new president of the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club." - [Brooke Bushman from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
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July 17 - "You know, you can look at it if you want. -(gasp) Really? Thanks! -You can look at it, too, Bear. -Oh, thanks!" - [Ojo, Pip & Pop, and Bear from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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July 15~16 - It's commercial time!
"To help carry on our important work, I want you to join the Secret Squadron." - [man from an Ovaltine commercial]
"Chunky: extra thick for extra flavor." - [man from a Chunky commercial]
"Grownups get all the breaks." - [boy from an Electro-Shot commercial]
"Remember, only G.I. Joe is G.I. Joe" - [man from a G.I. Joe commercial] |
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July 14 - "One more thing. . .just remember this. . .in this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road." - [Michael Caine from The Italian Job] |
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July 13 - Phone Wars!
The telephone from In Like Flint.
The telephone from the Austin Powers series
The telephone from The Jetsons. |
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July 12 - "All power sources locked in, Mr. Scott. -Then throw the switch, Lieutenant." - [Nichelle Nichols and James Doohan from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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July 11 - "They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead." - [Haley Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense] |
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July 10 - "This is the voice of Colossus, the voice of Guardian. We are one. This is the voice of unity." - [Colossus from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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July 8~9 - Takin' a weekend off! |
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July 7 - "Scan for identification" - [a Cylon Warrior from Battlestar Galactica] |
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July 6 - "This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!" - [Jane Curtin from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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July 5 - "We could've made wonderful music together." - [Gary Cooper from The General Died At Dawn] |
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July 4 - Takin' the day off - see ya tomorrow! |
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July 3 - "You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brushpopper!" - [John Wayne from True Grit] |
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July 2 - Weekend Update! In Memoriam, Walter Matthau.
"(click) You know me, I'll believe anything. -(click) A train's been hijacked. (click) -(click) I don't believe it." - [Jerry Stiller and Walter Matthau from The Taking of Pelham One Two Three]
"I don't want to kill you, but I will." - [Walter Matthau from Charade]
"I've got something here!" - [Walter Matthau from Charade]
"Why don't you do the world a favor? Pull your lip over your head and swallow." - [Walter Matthau from Grumpier Old Men] |
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July 1 - Happy Independence Day Weekend (early)!
"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. -May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather." - [Dennis Dun and Kurt Russell from Big Trouble In Little China]
"Mr. Maryk, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things onboard my ship: the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along." - [Humphrey Bogart from The Caine Mutiny]
"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join other from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyrrany, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!'" - [Bill Pullman from Independence Day] (warning: 1.5MB) |
