| 2009-06-30
|
 |
"(mechanical noises, liquid pouring) Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."
[Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)
from Transformers (2007)] |
|
|
(background)
"You feelin' lucky, punk?"
[Jess Harnell (Ironhide)
from Transformers (2007)] |
| 2009-06-29
|
|
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark)
from Iron Man] |
|
|
(background)
"Is it cool if I take a picture with you? –Yes. It's very cool."
[Kevin Foster (Jimmy) | Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark)
from Iron Man] |
| 2009-06-28
|
 |
(background)
"You don't have any power over me."
[Burn Gorman (Owen Harper)
from Torchwood] |
|
|
"If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... Bulls-eye!"
[Roger Bart (Carmen Ghia)
from The Producers (2005)] |
|
|
"Oh, Roger... we're not alone!"
[Roger Bart (Carmen Ghia)
from The Producers (2005)] |
| 2009-06-27
|
|
"What's the matter, honey? Haven't you seen haute couture before? You can touch it if you want. Want to touch it?"
[Joel Brooks (Hat Sister)
from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The] |
|
|
(background)
"Call now. Lesbians are standing by."
[uncredited
from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The] |
|
|
"I might have to leave before the night is over. –Well... we'll make the most of now."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) | Matt Rippy (The Captain)
from Torchwood] |
| 2009-06-26
|
|
"We're the government, Sector Seven. –Never heard of it. –Never will."
[John Turturro (Agent Simmons) | Kevin Dunn (Ron Witwicky)
from Transformers (2007)] |
|
|
(background)
"Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?"
[Sophie Bobal (Little girl)
from Transformers (2007)] |
|
|
In Memoriam, Michael Jackson
"This is it. I mean, this is really it. This is the final-- this is the final curtain call."
[Michael Jackson (Himself)
from EuroNews] |
|
|
"Uh, Number One, I've never been out on a date before. What do two kids like us do on a date?" (1972)
[Michael Jackson (Himself)
from Dating Game, The] |
|
|
"Uh, Number One, whenever I go out girls are always following me. If we go out together and a bunch of girls start following me, let's hear what you'd say to them to make them go away." (1972)
[Michael Jackson (Himself)
from Dating Game, The] |
| 2009-06-25
|
|
"What's crackin', little bitches?"
[Darius McCrary (Jazz)
from Transformers (2007)] |
|
|
(background)
"Wow, that was tingly!"
[Robert Foxworth (Ratchet)
from Transformers (2007)] |
|
|
In Memoriam, Farrah Fawcett
"Will you get on the table, please? –Do you want me to take my clothes off? –Not for your face."
[Farrah Fawcett (Holly) | Michael York (Logan 5)
from Logan's Run] |
|
|
"Hello, Sandman. We don't get many Sandmen."
[Farrah Fawcett (Holly)
from Logan's Run] |
| 2009-06-24
|
|
In Memoriam, Ed McMahon
"From Hollywood, it's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Johnny's guest host tonight is ALF. Join ALF and his guests, his holiness Pope John Paul II, Dr. Joyce Brothers, and Joan Embry of the San Diego Zoo. This is Ed McMahon along with Tommy Newsom and the NBC Orchestra. And now heeere's ALFie!"
[Ed McMahon (Himself)
from ALF] |
|
|
"Hey, O'Brien, I knew Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson was a friend of mine, and you're no Johnny Carson! You bum! Get out of town! Take Andy Richter with you!"
[Ed McMahon (Himself)
from Late Night with Conan O'Brien] |
|
|
"And now, heeere's Jon!"
[Ed McMahon (Himself)
from Daily Show, The] |
|
|
(background)
"Security, would you take Ed McMahon out and beat him, please?"
[Conan O'Brien (Himself)
from Late Night with Conan O'Brien] |
| 2009-06-23
|
|
"(telephone rings) Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger De Bris' elegant, upper-East-Side townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Who may I say is calling? Listen you broken-down old queen, he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky. Don't ever call here again!"
[Roger Bart (Carmen Ghia)
from The Producers (2005)] |
|
|
(background)
"May I take your hat, your coat, and your swastikas?"
[Roger Bart (Carmen Ghia)
from The Producers (2005)] |
| 2009-06-22
|
|
"The truth is... I am Iron Man."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark)
from Iron Man] |
|
|
(background)
"You are not authorized to access this area."
[Paul Bettany (Jarvis)
from Iron Man] |
| 2009-06-21
|
|
"I know you. –He remembers me. –Not the mama! –Nobody else does it like him."
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair) | Stuart Pankin (Earl Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
|
|
(background)
"Daddy."
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2009-06-20
|
|
"You women are always raising hell about one thing when it's something else you're really sore about. Don't you think it's about time you told me what put the burr under your saddle about me?"
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
|
|
(background)
"Lord bless us, this is gonna be a great day!"
[Chill Wills (Drago)
from McLintock!] |
| 2009-06-19
|
|
"Gitmo even learn about local culture. That remind me, today's Gitmo brought to you by the number 420! –Yes, yes, I get it, Gitmo. Very good. –And the letter 'Pot.'"
[Jon Stewart (Gitmo, cuddliest ex-detainee) | Jon Stewart (Himself)
from Daily Show, The] |
|
|
(background)
"Pee anywhere you'd like, because that's our motto here at Comedy Central."
[Jon Stewart (Himself)
from Daily Show, The] |
| 2009-06-18
|
|
"You stupid, ignorant, son-of-a-bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I've met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all! Get over there!"
[Gene Wilder (George Caldwell)
from Silver Streak] |
|
|
(background)
"Would you like to drive for a while?"
[Gene Wilder (George Caldwell)
from Silver Streak] |
| 2009-06-17
|
|
"Class, today's horrible lesson is about something horrible. Open your horrible textbooks to page 2038."
[Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)
from Invader ZIM] |
|
|
(background)
"Your resistance will be noted!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2009-06-16
|
|
"All units, all units, situation 13-10, condition red: evacuation. Evacuation Operation Scatter. This is not a test. 13-10, situation Red. All highways out of population centers to be cleared for Evacuation Operation Scatter. All officers have full authority to deal with local problems."
[uncredited (Police Dispatcher)
from This Is Not A Test] |
|
|
(background)
"You got another bottle, baby? Now I know you didn't get that stoned on what you had in there."
[Michael Greene (Joe Baragi)
from This Is Not A Test] |
| 2009-06-15
|
|
"If this is what the DTs are like, I'm going to give up the bottle for life."
[Gene Wilder (George Caldwell)
from Silver Streak] |
|
|
(background)
"Just open your eyes, man, 'cause I'm gonna make a criminal out of you yet!"
[Richard Pryor (Grover T. Muldoon)
from Silver Streak] |
| 2009-06-14
|
|
"Look, Lois, ever since marijuana was legalized crime has gone down, productivity is up, and ratings for Doctor Who are through the roof."
[Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
|
|
(background)
"My house is made of mediocrity!"
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
| 2009-06-13
|
|
"I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad. Worse than you could know. –Now that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere."
[Mary Astor (Brigid O'Shaughnessy) | Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
|
|
(background)
"People lose teeth talking like that. You wanna hang around, you'll be polite."
[Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
| 2009-06-12
|
|
"Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI. –The FBI is a government law enforcement agency. –Continue. –Insufficient data."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM) | Jhonen Vasquez (computer)
from Invader ZIM] |
|
|
(background)
"Aww. I wanted to explode."
[Rosearik Rikki Simons (GIR)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2009-06-11
|
|
A Belated In Memoriam: David Carradine
"I understand you're very good with your hands and feet."
[David Carradine (Rawley Wilkes)
from Lone Wolf McQuade] |
|
|
"The boys are just having a little fun. –You wanna join the fun?"
[David Carradine (Rawley Wilkes) | Chuck Norris (J.J. McQuade)
from Lone Wolf McQuade] |
|
|
(background)
"Welcome to my hacienda, Mr. McQuade."
[David Carradine (Rawley Wilkes)
from Lone Wolf McQuade] |
| 2009-06-10
|
|
"You... you are vile vermin! How do you sleep at night?"
[Mark Walton (Rhino)
from Bolt] |
|
|
(background)
"Yeah, go nuts. Let's see how that works out for you."
[Susie Essman (Mittens)
from Bolt] |
| 2009-06-09
|
|
"All you do is complain about this family. You have no idea what it means to build something or to work hard for anything. It's all just been handed to you, Zoe. –I guess I'll have to learn how to marry into money."
[Paula Malcomson (Amanda Graystone) | Alessandra Torresani (Zoe Graystone)
from Caprica] |
|
|
(background)
"There's an axiom in my business: The difference that makes no difference is no difference."
[Eric Stoltz (Daniel Graystone)
from Caprica] |
| 2009-06-08
|
|
"I'm not sure what we've got here, Charlie... But if we've got what I think we've got, we've got something!"
[Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard)
from AbsentMinded Professor, The] |
|
|
(background)
"That poor, poor girl."
[Belle Montrose (Mrs. Chatsworth)
from AbsentMinded Professor, The] |
| 2009-06-07
|
|
"You'll find a way to destroy her. –Unlikely. I'm an obsolete design. TX is faster, more powerful, and more intelligent. It's a far more-effective killing machine."
[Nick Stahl (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
|
|
(background)
"Don't do that."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
| 2009-06-06
|
|
"(applause) Um, thank you. I'm not much for public speaking, or much for speaking, or come to think of it, much for the public. And I'm not very good at lying. So let me just say that in my experience high school sucks. If I had to do it all over again, I'd have started advanced placement classes in pre-school so I could go from 8th grade straight to college. However, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I'd like to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend and a family that cares it doesn't have to suck quite as much. Otherwise, my advice is: stand firm for what you believe in until, and unless, logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the Emperor looks naked, the Emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort-of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza. Thank you. (applause)"
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
|
|
(background)
"You own sweatpants?"
[uncredited (Nathan)
from Daria] |
| 2009-06-05
|
|
"Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents effectively deprived him of his raison d'être. –OK, you can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right. –Au contraire."
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Kevin Sussman (Stuart)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
|
|
(background)
"Carbon fiber, 28-caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American."
[Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent / Two-Face)
from Dark Knight, The] |
| 2009-06-04
|
|
"I distrust a man who says 'when.' He's got to be careful not to drink too much, because he's not to be trusted when he does."
[Sydney Greenstreet (Kasper Gutman)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
|
|
(background)
"Here's to plain speaking and clear understanding."
[Sydney Greenstreet (Kasper Gutman)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
| 2009-06-03
|
|
"Bubble, come down here and do your job! –How can she still have a job when you don't?"
[Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon) | Julia Sawalha (Saffron Monsoon)
from Absolutely Fabulous] |
|
|
(background)
"Well. I see I'm the only one who still believes in arriving fashionably late."
[Lisa Collins (Sandi Griffin)
from Daria] |
| 2009-06-02
|
|
"My name is John Connor. They tried to murder me before I was born. When I was 13, they tried again. Machines from the future. Terminators."
[Nick Stahl (John Connor)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
|
|
(background)
"I still prefer to keep humans in the loop. I'm not sure Skynet's ready."
[David Andrews (Robert Brewster)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
| 2009-06-01
|
|
"John Connor… it is time."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
|
|
(background)
"Talk to the hand."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
