| 2008-06-30
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"(telephone rings) Reference department, Miss Blair. Oh, yes, we've looked that up for you, and there are certain poisons which leave no trace. But it's network policy not to mention them on our programs."
[Dina Merrill (Sylvia Blair)
from Desk Set] |
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(background)
"Remember, you heard it on this channel first!"
[Joan Blondell (Peg Costello)
from Desk Set] |
| 2008-06-29
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Happy Pride Weekend to all my LGBT visitors!
"Oh blessed St. Mary of drag queens, please grant your never humble servants, and our new friends, with grace, jewels, and support hose. –Gaymen."
[Chris Logan (Brian / Brianna)
from Connie And Carla] |
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"My god, have you ever seen anything more beautiful? –Venice. At sunset. –Fine. You go down the Grand Canal, I'll go down on him."
[Peter Paige (Emmett Honeycutt) | Scott Lowell (Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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"Leathermen don't get nervous. Leathermen don't get nervous!"
[Glenn Hughes (Glenn the Leatherman)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
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(background)
"How fat are you?"
[Tammy Grimes (Sydney Channing)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
| 2008-06-28
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Happy Pride Weekend to all my LGBT visitors!
"Apparently this whole week is Gay Pride Week. Now I got no problem with gay people, except for my many problems with gay people."
[Stephen Colbert (Himself)
from Colbert Report, The] |
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"I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother… but look at it this way. If you meet somebody nice, you won't have to bring him home to meet me 'cause I'm already here!"
[Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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"What do you do, Glenn? –I'm a Toll Collector at the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel. –Do all Toll Collectors look like that? –Just the hot ones."
[Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson) | Glenn Hughes (Glenn the Leatherman) | Barbara Rush (Norma White)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
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(background)
"Fame. Fortune. Platinum records. It's every boy's dream."
[David Hodo (David the Construction Worker)
from Can't Stop The Music] |
| 2008-06-27
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"Women. You can't live with them… especially if they change the alarm codes."
[Justin Bartha (Riley Poole)
from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets] |
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(background)
"What is going on with the education in America?"
[Nicolas Cage (Ben Gates)
from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets] |
| 2008-06-26
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In Memoriam, George Carlin
"Gentlemen… we're history."
[George Carlin (Rufus)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
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(background)
"Be excellent to each other."
[George Carlin (Rufus)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
| 2008-06-25
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In Memoriam, George Carlin
"Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional."
[George Carlin (Rufus)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
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(background)
"Amigos, time to depart."
[George Carlin (Rufus)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
| 2008-06-24
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In Memoriam, George Carlin
"Greetings, my excellent friends."
[George Carlin (Rufus)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
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(background)
"All right. Time for me to go."
[George Carlin (Rufus)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
| 2008-06-23
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"Can you explain the removal of your user account on June 23, 1973?"
[computer generated (WOPR)
from WarGames] |
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(background)
"Information: state request."
[Paul Kasey (The Host)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2008-06-22
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"Is that it? You want to fight me? OK, I'll fight you. Come on! Come on, get up! I'll fight you, old man. I'll kick your butt."
[Arye Gross (Henry Hart)
from Big Eden] |
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(background)
"I don't need you telling me my job!"
[George Coe (Sam Hart)
from Big Eden] |
| 2008-06-21
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"Honey, I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get."
[Antonio Fargas (Lindy)
from Car Wash] |
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(background)
"A Southern senior committee member replied that he had no object to homosexuals as long as they stayed in their place."
[Billy Bass (Newscaster)
from Car Wash] |
| 2008-06-20
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"A man only has one lifetime, but history can remember you forever."
[Ed Harris (Mitch Wilkinson)
from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets] |
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(background)
"I-I get lucky a lot."
[Nicolas Cage (Ben Gates)
from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets] |
| 2008-06-19
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"Fuck Barbra Streisand… and you!"
[Joan Cusack (Emily Montgomery)
from In & Out] |
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(background)
"I want my life back!"
[Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett)
from In & Out] |
| 2008-06-18
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"Well, whatever problems the boys' had, they've evidently worked out for themselves. Let's not spoil it for all of us by looking into it too deeply."
[Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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(background)
"It's embarrassing standing here with your father's shorts out in the open."
[Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| 2008-06-17
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"All right, I'll sign. –What? –Your petition for an alternative lifestyles parade? Where's the pen?"
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | uncredited (Valentine's Day)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"I'm warnin' ya, this is gonna screw-up the Natural Order. –That's Daria's life mission."
[uncredited (St. Patrick's Day) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)
from Daria] |
| 2008-06-16
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"You are refusing to do your job? I am refusing to tip you! Just shows you what happens when you go out of Beverly Hills for any service!"
[Lorraine Gary (Hysterical Lady ('Miss Beverly Hlls'))
from Car Wash] |
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(background)
"Boy, there's been some weird people in here today!"
[James Spinks (Hippo)
from Car Wash] |
| 2008-06-15
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"I don't know what I'm doing! –Join the club! It's like some strange heterosexual Gypsy curse was put on this place."
[Jack Weston (Gaetano Proclo) | F. Murray Abraham (Chris)
from The Ritz] |
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(background)
"That's my son you've got in there. –Buzz off. –One mark on that boy's body, Wanda, and I'm calling the police!"
[F. Murray Abraham (Chris) | uncredited
from The Ritz] |
| 2008-06-14
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"As strange as it may seem, no one is going to attack you. –Someone already has! –Eh, beginner's luck."
[F. Murray Abraham (Chris) | Jack Weston (Gaetano Proclo)
from The Ritz] |
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(background)
"I'm going straight."
[F. Murray Abraham (Chris)
from The Ritz] |
| 2008-06-13
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"Lampkin's First Rule of Legal Dynamics: when an irresistible force meets a movable object, stand aside and wait for the Class Action suit."
[Mark Sheppard (Romo Lampkin)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"Word to the wise… Sometimes it's better to settle for what you've already got."
[Mark Sheppard (Romo Lampkin)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2008-06-12
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"Oh, man, if that shows up on YouTube… I--I'm serious! What kind of torture is this? Couldn't you just drill my teeth or shove bamboo under my nails or something?"
[Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Team B! Take this list to Home Depot! You ask for Carl."
[Doc Hammer (Kevin Moppet)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2008-06-11
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"It's strange that we've never read of this in the newspapers. –Well… that's newspapers for you, ma'am. You could fill volumes with what you don't read in them."
[uncredited (Sybil Sutton) | Aldo Ray (Sgt. Muldoon)
from Green Berets, The] |
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(background)
"Well, let me tell you something, mister. You don't know a damn thing about soldiering."
[Warren Oates (Sgt. Hulka)
from Stripes] |
| 2008-06-10
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"Of course I got the internet! How else could I download these awesome animated GIF-GIF of a cute, break-dancing rodent?"
[Matt Chapman (Strong Bad)
from Strongbad_email.exe] |
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(background)
"It's the email, the email. What? What? The email!"
[Matt Chapman (Strong Bad)
from Strongbad_email.exe] |
| 2008-06-09
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"Your Flight Attendants will be coming through the cabin shortly offering snacks for sale for $5.00. Also available, in-flight magazines for $3.00. If you'd like to rent a pillow or blanket, that'll be $2.00. If you need to use the restroom, that fee's $4.00. If you need anything else, feel free to push that Call Button for a minimum fee of $1.00." (from Southwest Airlines)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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(background)
"(beep) You're now free to move about the country." (from Southwest Airlines)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
| 2008-06-08
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"You can't just walk up to a 13-year-old boy and tell him he looks horrible."
[Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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(background)
"Coffee? –Uh, well, it tastes a little like coffee."
[Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) | Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| 2008-06-07
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"Due to terrorist activity, this site is temporarily closed. Proceed to the Equilibrium Center in Sector 8-A."
[uncredited
from Equilibrium] |
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(background)
"A nearly unforgivable lapse, cleric. I trust you'll be more vigilant in the future."
[Angus Macfadyen (Dupont)
from Equilibrium] |
| 2008-06-06
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"Wow! Holy smokes! Crash landing!"
[Jonathan Ke Huy Quan (Short Round)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
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(background)
"You dare not do that!"
[Amrish Puri (Mola Ram)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
| 2008-06-05
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In Memoriam, Sydney Pollack
"Where the hell do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? I'm your agent, not your mother! I'm not supposed to find plays for you to star in. I'm supposed to field offers, and that's what I do! –'Field offers'? Who told you that, the agent fairy?"
[Sydney Pollack (George Fields) | Dustin Hoffman (Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels)
from Tootsie] |
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"Nobody will hire you. –Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me? –Oh, no. That's too limiting. Nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you, either."
[Sydney Pollack (George Fields) | Dustin Hoffman (Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels)
from Tootsie] |
| 2008-06-04
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In Memoriam, Harvey Korman
"I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge. –How? –We'll kill the first-born male child in every household! –Too Jewish."
[Slim Pickens (Taggart) | Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr)
from Blazing Saddles] |
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(background)
"Wrong!"
[Dom DeLuise (Buddy Bizarre)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2008-06-03
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In Memoriam, Sydney Pollack
"OK, I know this is going to disgust you, Michael, but a lot of people are in this business to make money. –You make it out like I'm some flake, George. I am in this business to make money, too. –Really? –Yes! –The Harlem Theatre For The Blind? Strindberg In The Park? The People's Workshop in Syracuse? –OK, now wait a minute. I did nine plays in eight months up in Syracuse. I happened to get great reviews from the New York critics, not that that's why I did it. –Oh, of course not. God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure."
[Sydney Pollack (George Fields) | Dustin Hoffman (Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels)
from Tootsie] |
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(background)
"Oh, god, I begged you to get some therapy."
[Sydney Pollack (George Fields)
from Tootsie] |
| 2008-06-02
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In Memoriam, Harvey Korman
"Take this down. I want rustlers… cut-throats… murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits… vipers, snipers, con men, Indian Agents, Mexican bandits… muggers, buggerers… bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! (cackles) –Could you repeat that, sir?"
[Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) | Slim Pickens (Taggart)
from Blazing Saddles] |
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(background)
"Aw, shit!"
[Slim Pickens (Taggart)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2008-06-01
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"Who wants beereal? –I'm in. –Guinness and Lucky Charms for me. –You, sir, have a very refined palette."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) | Rick Gonzalez (Ben Gonzalez) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"We're part of an underground alliance of demons planning to overthrow the Devil!"
[Michael Ian Black (Steve)
from Reaper] |
