| 2006-06-30
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"Look. If you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Oh, and here's a tip. A beard is not a substitute for a jawline no matter how you trim it."
[Doc Hammer (Henchman 24)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-06-29
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"Crap, who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Where did you guys go, super-crazy-no-way school?"
[Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-06-28
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"Halt! This area is restricted on the authority of the United States Government! –I work for the government. –Uh… still, you're not coming in here."
[Stephen Colbert (Mr. Impossible) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Whoopty-freaking-do."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-06-27
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"You hate me, I trust, Miss Imbrie. –No, I-I can't afford to hate anybody. I'm only a photographer."
[Henry Daniell (Sidney Kidd) | Ruth Hussey (Elizabeth Imbrie)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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(background)
"Dexter, would you mind doing something for me? –Anything. What? –Get the heck out of here."
[Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord) | Cary Grant (C.K. Dexter Haven)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
| 2006-06-26
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"So that's it then. That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. –Welcome to the Caribbean, luv."
[Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann) | Johnny Carson (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"You cheated. –Pirate."
[Orlando Bloom (Will Turner) | Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2006-06-24
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"Now, I don't trust most rumors, but where there's smoke, there's flaming fire. This has got me nervous. Americans mimic the behavior of their heroes. So if Superman turns out to be gay, he'll turn America super-gay. We're talking gayer than a speeding bullet."
[Stephen Colbert (Himself)
from Colbert Report, The] |
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"Welcome to the show, thank you for joining us. You know, I am really steamed. I marched in a parade this weekend. The poster said it was in honor of my favorite emotion: pride. Well, it turns out it was a Gay Pride parade and I didn't find out until after I'd marched for 3 hours shouting 'I am Stephen Colbert and I am proud to be out.' By which I clearly meant 'outside.' It was a lovely day."
[Stephen Colbert (Himself)
from Colbert Report, The] |
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"But why do they have to steal the word 'pride?' It's yet another attempt by the homolexicographical agenda to turn our dictionaries gay. They already took the word 'gay' and gayed it all up. I used to use that word all the time. Then they stole rainbows and closets. Back in college, when I was young and gay, I threw the gayest rainbow-themed closet parties around."
[Stephen Colbert (Himself)
from Colbert Report, The] |
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"Have you any idea how frustrating it is being a lesbian ghost?"
[Jemima Rooper (Thelma Bates)
from Hex] |
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"I just love Frenchmen. –Oh, so do I."
[Leslie Ann Warren (Norma Cassady) | Robert Preston (Carroll 'Toddy' Todd)
from Victor/Victoria] |
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(background)
"I can't stand all this gaiety"
[Agnes Moorehead (Endora)
from Bewitched] |
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"A family is anybody who wants to share their lives together. –Right. Raise their kids together, put up with each other's craziness. –It's love that defines a family and it can be any kind of love. Your kind, our kind, theirs. –Who's to say which kind of family's the best?"
[Jane Curtin (Allison 'Allie' Lowell) | Susan Saint James (Katherine Elizabeth Ann 'Kate' McArdle)
from Kate & Allie] |
| 2006-06-23
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"What's going on? –Pride weekend?"
[Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"It's time to call out… the bears! –The bears? –Grizzly bears!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver) | Nick Bakay (Norbert Foster Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
| 2006-06-22
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"Ginny thinks that she has the key to popularity, parking in cars with the boys at night. When Jerry brags about taking Ginny out, he learns that she dates all the boys, and he feels less important."
[David Whitehouse (Narrator)
from Are You Popular?] |
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(background)
"No, girls who park in cars are not really popular… not even with the boys they park with."
[David Whitehouse (Narrator)
from Are You Popular?] |
| 2006-06-21
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"Well, then why is she called Aunt Fanny? –Couldn't call her Aunt Booty."
[Ewan McGregor (Rodney Copperbottom) | Robin Williams (Fender)
from Robots] |
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(background)
"Oh! I tell you, the things that fall off me. It's embarrassing.
[Robin Williams (Fender)
from Robots] |
| 2006-06-20
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"Well, I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him."
[Dolly Parton (Doralee Rhodes)
from Nine To Five] |
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(background)
"I'm a doctor. So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off."
[Lily Tomlin (Violet Newstead)
from Nine To Five] |
| 2006-06-19
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(background)
"I wonder if you should be more difficult to conquer than Russia? –Well, I weigh less."
[James Tolkan (Napoleon Bonaparte) | Diane Keaton (Sonja)
from Love And Death] |
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"Do you find me attractive as a man? –Yes, I think that's your best bet."
[James Tolkan (Napoleon Bonaparte) | Diane Keaton (Sonja)
from Love And Death] |
| 2006-06-16
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"Of course I have four kids and do pretty well myself. On Father's Day my kids reach into their piggy banks and give me back all the IOUs I've put in since last Father's Day."
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
| 2006-06-15
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"Good for you and your father."
[Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)
from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure] |
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(background)
"Well, my mistake. Ha ha."
[Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)
from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure] |
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(background)
"And now, back to Totally Ineffectual Dad."
[uncredited (TV Announcer)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2006-06-14
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"So, what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark twisted place until one day you snap and kill them? –Yep. –This is why we are friends."
[Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang) | Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
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(background)
"Just because you hear hoof beats don't assume zebras."
[Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
| 2006-06-13
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"Ugh. We never should've stopped. Why is it every time I need to get somewhere we get waylaid by jackassery?"
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Damn it, we're late already. Is my tie on straight? –Yeah. You can't really miss with a clip-on."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-06-12
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"A word of warning. Some of the images you are about to see… are awesome."
[Stone Phillips (Himself)
from Colbert Report, The] |
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(background)
"Steven Colbert, bring it on."
[Stone Phillips (Himself)
from Colbert Report, The] |
| 2006-06-09
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"You broke my arm! –There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one."
[Earl Boen (Dr. Peter Silberman) | Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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(background)
"Did you call moi a dipshit?"
[Edward Furlong (John Connor)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
| 2006-06-08
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"Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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(background)
"Real ugly. Real goddamn ugly!"
[Ossie Davis (Jack)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-06-07
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"I am not cleaning this up."
[Stuart Pankin (Earl Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"I'm vibrating!"
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2006-06-06
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"Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine… which is the only thing that matters in the end."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Welcome… to The Weakest Link. (music sting)"
[Anne Robinson (The Anne Droid)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-06-05
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"Do you mind flirting outside? –I was just saying hello! –For you, that's flirting."
[Christopher Eccleston (The Doctor) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"You are Live on Channel 44,000. Please do not swear."
[Davina McCall (The Davina Droid)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-06-02
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"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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(background)
"That's one of my mission parameters."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
| 2006-06-01
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"Oh, no. Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of my wife and my dog. –Woof!"
[Robert Sterling (George Kerby) | Buck (I) (Neil)
from Topper] |
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(background)
"Bad dog. Good martinis. Drink 'em up. –Woof!"
[Robert Sterling (George Kerby) | Buck (I) (Neil)
from Topper] |
