June 2005 Archives

2005-06-30 Movie "What kind of a crazy world is this? My father's dead and my mother's gigolo shows up ready for some hot action!" [Natasha Lyonne (Edith Sussman) from Die, Mommie, Die!]
Movie (background) "Darling daughter, you sound like a square from Squaresville." [Charles Busch (Angela Arden) from Die, Mommie, Die!]
2005-06-29 Movie "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% persperation, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." [Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]
Movie (background) "Oh, if you have any problems, dial 'Information.' Thank you for calling." [Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]
2005-06-28 Movie (background) "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." [Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
2005-06-27 Television "Swimming pools in Britain have very strict rules: No bombing, no petting, no ducking, and no fondue parties." [Tom Baker (Narrator) from Little Britain]
Television (background) "Oh, hello, darling!" [Agnes Moorehead (Endora) from Bewitched]
2005-06-25 Television "Who's generally better looking, a fairy or a pixie? –Looks aren't everything. I, uh… I'll go for the fairy." [Peter Marshall (Himself) | Paul Lynde (Himself) from Hollywood Squares, The]
Television "Hello, Mrs. Llewellyn. –Oh, hello, Dafydd. And what can I do you for today? –I'll have a quarter of bon-bons and a copy of Gay Times, please. It's my only outlet. –Is it not on the rack, luv? –I couldn't see it. –Oh, it must've gone then. –I'm sorry? –We only get the one in for you, so I imagine somebody must've bought it. –I don't think so. I think you'll find I am the only gay in this village. –Oh, I remember. Somebody definitely came and bought it yesterday. It's got Hazel Dean in it and a very informative article on rimming." [uncredited | Matt Lucas from Little Britain]
Television "Do you approve of homosexuals? –Arthur, it doesn't matter whether I approve or I disapprove. They are human beings, they exist. It's like asking me if I approve of dwarves. –Well, that's different. There's no such thing as gay dwarves. –Come on, Arthur, you've read Snow White. Seven little men living together like that? Wake up and smell the coffee." [Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon) | Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay) from Maude]
2005-06-24 Movie "How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So… dominant." [Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter) from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The]
Movie (background) "Oh, really! That's no way to behave on your first day out." [Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter) from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The]
2005-06-23 Movie "Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did you? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can." [Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) from Bad News Bears, The]
Movie (background) "Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril!" [Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) from Bad News Bears, The]
2005-06-22 Television "I have a dream! I believe one day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples!" [Billy West (Stimpson J. 'Stimpy' Cat) from Ren & Stimpy Show, The]
Television (background) "Call the police!" [uncredited from Ren & Stimpy Show, The]
2005-06-21 Television "I'm feeling very still and I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much. –She knows! Ground Control to Major Tom! Your circuit's dead! There's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me?! Major Tom! (crashing) –Ashes to ashes. [James Urbaniak (Major Tom) | Paul Boocock (Dr. Jonas Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (The Action Man) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "That's good soup!" (for Noodle Soup Productions, Inc.) [Audio Logo from Venture Bros., The]
2005-06-20 Movie (background) "That Barbra Streisand, did she do something to you?" [Wilfred Brimley (Frank Brackett) from In & Out]
Television "You will never, ever guess what happened! It's something wonderful! –Don't be jerkin' my chain about a Menudo reunion." [Anita Gillette (Joan Gamble) | John Goodman (Rex Gamble) from Normal, Ohio]
2005-06-17 Television "Are you still doing that questionnaire on fatherhood? –Shh! Yeah, why? –A father is someone who will sacrifice everything to give his child a better life than he had." [Geraint Wyn Davies (Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight) | John Kapelos (Det. Don Schanke) from Forever Knight]
Television (background) "Happy Father's Day." [Geraint Wyn Davies (Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight) from Forever Knight]
2005-06-16 Television "Oh, Jimmy, don't believe everything you see on TV." [Lane Smith (Perry White) from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman]
Television (background) "Clark Kent, welcome to The Daily Planet." [Lane Smith (Perry White) from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman]
2005-06-15 Movie "Just 'cause you're stupid doesn't mean you can't rule a planet. Hey, come to Earth some time." [Jeffrey Jones (Dick Nelson) from Mom And Dad Save The World]
Movie (background) "Oh, fine. You invite people to your planet and this is how they treat you." [Jon Lovitz (Emperor Tod Spengo) from Mom And Dad Save The World]
2005-06-14 Television "No, maybe he really loves her. Maybe it's not lust, Eddie. –What Disney Channel are you watching?" [Rachael Harris (Kevyn Shecket) | Bryan Callen (Eddie Falcon) from Fat Actress]
Television (background) "As god as my witness, I will never be fat again." [Kirstie Alley (Herself) from Fat Actress]
2005-06-13 Movie "Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. –Roger. Ready to move out. (Jets surge, tires squeal)" [Burt Ward (Dick Grayson / Robin) | Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
Movie (background) "Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy! –Shoo!" [Ellen DeGeneres (Dory) | Albert Brooks (Marlin) from Finding Nemo]
2005-06-10 Television "I see by the old clock on the wall that it's very nearly Father's Day. So, tonight's question is: what is a father?" [Nigel Bennett (Lacroix) from Forever Knight]
Television (background) "So, boys and girls, The Nightcrawler wants to know… what did your father promise you?" [Nigel Bennett (Lacroix) from Forever Knight]
2005-06-09 Movie "If you have an IQ over 30, then there is no god." [Harvey Fierstein (Arnold Beckoff) from Torch Song Trilogy]
Television (background) "It's time to test my porno theory." [Greg Pitts (Charles 'Charlie' Gamble) from Normal, Ohio]
2005-06-08 Movie "Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond! –With your coloring?" [Tom Selleck (Peter Malloy) | Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett) from In & Out]
Movie (background) "Tom, do I look like a homosexual? –W-w-would you walk for me?" [Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett) | Bob Newhart (Tom Halliwell) from In & Out]
2005-06-07 Movie "Look, Mr. Buttermaker, quit bugging me about my food. People are always bugging me about it! My shrink says that's why I'm so fat! So you're not doing me any good, so just quit it!" [Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg) from Bad News Bears, The]
Movie (background) "Blow it out your bunghole!" [Tatum O'Neal (Amanda Whurlitzer) from Bad News Bears, The]
2005-06-06 Movie "You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law. –So is murder, Engelberg. Now put that back before you get me into real trouble." [Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg) | Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) from Bad News Bears, The]
Movie (background) "All we got is a cruddy alkie for a manager." [Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle) from Bad News Bears, The]
2005-06-03 Movie (background) "If nobody has any objections… I believe I might be of service." [David Bowie (Himself) from Zoolander]
Movie "Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today." [Janeane Garofalo (The Bowler) from Mystery Men]
2005-06-02 Movie "To the BatMobile! This could be the break we've been looking for!" [Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
Movie "We've got a blind date with Destiny… and it looks like She's ordered the lobster." [William H. Macy (The Shoveller) from Mystery Men]
Movie (background) "I say what the fork, let's do it!" [Hank Azaria (The Blue Raja) from Mystery Men]
2005-06-01 Television "I hope this doesn't sound grandiose, but tonight I begin my preordained ascent towards the global adulation I so richly deserve." [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "I'm worried that Ajax might be in the clutches of filthiest, greediest animals on Earth. –Cable system operators?" [Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]