| 2004-06-30
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"I-I don't like what I'm hearing here. I am not a great liar. I-I'm a terrible liar. You know, I don't know who's been saying these things, but I want you to know when we get back I am gonna sue somebody! I don't know who, and I don't know how, but by God I am gonna sue somebody!"
[Patricia Tallman (Lyta Alexander)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"Is there a problem?"
[Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2004-06-29
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"Y-you're like Jerry Lewis You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns!"
[Ellen Barkin (Penny Priddy)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
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(background)
"There must be somebody I can sue."
[Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)
from Room Service] |
| 2004-06-28
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(background)
"Thanks a lot, you cheating bastard."
[Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)
from Omega Man, The] |
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"CONELRAD channel, this is a Class-One emergency! All civilian traffic is barred from streets and highways. Stay in your homes. Stay in your homes! Those found without specific military orders are subject to summary execution. Stay in your homes! Repeat: CONELRAD channel, this is a Class-One emergency! All civilian traffic is barred from streets and highways!"
[uncredited
from Omega Man, The] |
| 2004-06-25
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"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"
[Terence Stamp (Ralph / Bernadette Bassenger)
from Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The] |
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(background)
"Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed."
[Bill Hunter (Bob)
from Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The] |
| 2004-06-24
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"So, how did you do, pussy-boy?"
[John Cunningham (Be a Man' Tape Instructor (voice))
from In & Out] |
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"You know, some people say wrestling has homo-erotic undertones, but I don't believe it. Those guys are sitting on each other's faces because it's their job."
[Morgan Webb (Herself)
from X-Play] |
| 2004-06-23
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"Does anybody here know how many times I've had to watch Funny Lady? –It was a sequel. She was under contract. –Fuck Barbra Streisand! And you!"
[Joan Cusack (Emily Montgomery) | Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett)
from In & Out] |
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(background)
"Excuse me, are we a little teapot?"
[John Cunningham (Be a Man' Tape Instructor (voice))
from In & Out] |
| 2004-06-22
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(background)
"Oh, my gaudy!"
[Kyan Douglas (Himself)
from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
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"It really looks like a piñata got run over by a car."
[Thom Filicia (Himself)
from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
| 2004-06-21
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(background)
"That's it! He's been kidnapped by the ghost of Liberace!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"I want the world to recognize Zorro, the gay blade!"
[George Hamilton (Bunny Wigglesworth)
from Zorro, The Gay Blade] |
| 2004-06-18
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"You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry."
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
|
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(background)
"Mmm. Photosynthesissy.
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2004-06-17
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(background)
"Show him, my children. Show him the pretty marks."
[Anthony Zerbe (Matthias)
from Omega Man, The] |
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"We mean to cancel the world you civilized people made. We will simply erase history from the time machinery and weapons threatened more than they offered. And when you die, the last living reminder of hell will be gone."
[Anthony Zerbe (Matthias)
from Omega Man, The] |
| 2004-06-16
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"Take those tighty-whiteys off now, you hear me?!"
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2004-06-15
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"I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin."
[Debbie Reynolds (Berniece Brackett)
from In & Out] |
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(background)
"Your mom's an alcoholic."
[Debbie Reynolds (Berniece Brackett)
from In & Out] |
| 2004-06-14
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"My, god. You are pure television. –Stop it."
[Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett) | Tom Selleck (Peter Malloy)
from In & Out] |
|
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(background)
"I'm very fragile!"
[Joan Cusack (Emily Montgomery)
from In & Out] |
|
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"It's OK, daddy's here. Daddy's got you."
[Albert Brooks (Marlin)
from Finding Nemo] |
|
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(background)
"Mine."
[uncredited (Seagulls)
from Finding Nemo] |
| 2004-06-11
|
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"Well, you know what they say… You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get over how big its genitals are. Or something like that."
[Maurice LaMarche (Gus)
from Tripping The Rift] |
|
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(background)
"Thanks for ruining the ending, big mouth!"
[Gayle Garfinkle (T'nuk)
from Tripping The Rift] |
| 2004-06-10
|
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"Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it than you."
[Nicole Bilderback (Whitney)
from Bring It On] |
|
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(background)
"Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you."
[Kirsten Dunst (Torrance Shipman)
from Bring It On] |
| 2004-06-09
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"Get those bodies warmed up! Let's go! And a-one and a-two and on your back!"
[Richard Simmons (Aerobics Instructor)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
|
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(background)
"Don't just stand there like slugs on a cabbage!"
[Richard Simmons (Aerobics Instructor)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2004-06-08
|
|
(background)
"You know, I was only trying to be polite!"
[Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)
from Farscape] |
|
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"You robbed the dead. –And believe me, that wasn't as easy as it sounds."
[Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo) | Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)
from Farscape] |
| 2004-06-07
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"These are the years when a man changes into the man he's going to become the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into."
[Cliff Robertson (Ben Parker)
from Spider-Man] |
|
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(background)
"My Lord, even the computers need analysts these days."
[Cliff Robertson (Ben Parker)
from Spider-Man] |
| 2004-06-04
|
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"You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world. –Do you really? –No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewheres."
[Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow) | Lisette Verea (Beatrice Rheiner)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
|
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(background)
"Will you join me? –Why, are you coming apart?"
[Lisette Verea (Beatrice Rheiner) | Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
| 2004-06-03
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(background)
"Uh, y-you're young. Uh, you'll make other enemies."
[Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet)
from Duck Dodgers] |
|
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"Turn off the cell phone!"
[Joe Alaskey (Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers)
from Duck Dodgers] |
| 2004-06-02
|
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(background)
"Holy daycare center, Batman! What on earth?"
[Carson Kressley (Himself)
from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
|
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"I think there was a car accident, 'cause I see skid marks."
[Carson Kressley (Himself)
from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
| 2004-06-01
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"That's it! The answer to all your problems: plastic!"
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
|
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(background)
"My shorts are chafing me."
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
