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June 29~30 - It's that time of year again: Happy Pride Month to all of my GLBT visitors!
"Hey, fellas, just want you to know we welcome same-sex partners. What you do with the ring is your business." - [a salesman from Daria]
"I was on this ship with 800 lesbians… we can't get off… so much drama. 'Were you looking at her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her? Well were you?" - [Margaret Cho from I'm The One That I Want]
"I hate men." - [Bette Davis from All About Eve]
"Oh, God. There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold." - [Robert Preston from Victor/Victoria]
(imitating her mother) "I know a gay, his name is Paul. And Paul is so nice, but Paul only like two thing: He like ass and Judy Garland and that's all." - [Margaret Cho from I'm The One That I Want]
"If I came out, it would kill mother. (slurp) I'll do it tonight." - [Oscar Wildecat from Queer Duck]
"Oh, don't look at me! I'm a mess!" - [Openly Gator from Queer Duck]
"And I went through this whole thing, you know. I was like: Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized I'm just slutty. (laughter) Where's my parade?" - [Margaret Cho from I'm The One That I Want] |
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June 28 - "There's a pick-up line if I ever heard one." - [Dot Warner (Tress MacNeille) from Animaniacs] |
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June 27 - "Bringing the show to the U.S., they said I might want to get a bit of American in me. Huh, won't be the first time." - [Graham Norton from So Graham Norton] |
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June 26 - "I am Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet. Your presence here is a violation of the Protected Planets Treaty, and you must withdraw immediately." - [Thor (Michael Shanks) from Stargate SG-1] |
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June 25 - "My little Bubbles. You'd never guess that only a few months ago she had a bed-wetting problem." - [Professor Utonium (Tom Kane) from The Powerpuff Girls] |
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June 24 - Feelin' a bit under the weather today, so I'm gonna take it easy. I'll be back on Tuesday! |
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June 22~23 - It's been a while since I did anything for a weekend...
"There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class." - [Alan Rickman from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]
"We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?" - [Helen Morgendorffer (Wendy Hoopes) from Daria]
"You've got to keep your strength up, sunshine. You can't cruise all night on an empty stomach." - [Sharon Gless from Queer As Folk]
"Ooh, that plan is well-known. You'll have to do better than that." - [Nicol Williamson from Excalibur] |
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June 21 - "As it happens, there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges." - [Bette Davis from All About Eve] |
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June 20 - "Oh what does that old queen know?" - [Bill Murray from Ed Wood] |
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June 19 - "Now when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated. Do you understand that?" - [Telly Savalas from Kelly's Heroes] |
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June 18 - "What's over here? Oh, my God, would you--Where did you find all this stuff? –I'm sorry. I don't do this very often. –I never knew there was such diversity!" - [Goldie Hawn and Dudley Moore from Foul Play] |
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June 17 - "I love my gay male friends, but when I was a little girl I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys… and I am, and I should have been more specific." - [Margaret Cho from I'm The One That I Want] |
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June 14~16 - "Yessir, the word "father" brings back a lot of memories to me. And there were times when I couldn't sit on those memories." - [Bob Hope] |
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June 13 - "Today is Father's Day. First of all, I'd like to wish all of you fellow fathers Happy Father's Day. Secondly, (applause) yeah, and all you mothers, Happy Mother's Day." - [Frank Sinatra from a "Rat Pack" concert in St. Louis, MO, ca. 1965] |
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June 12 - "Clearly fame isn't everything." - [Alan Rickman from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone] |
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June 11 - "Michael, are you gay? –In what sense?" - [Teri Garr and Dustin Hoffman from Tootsie] |
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June 10 - "The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why." - [John Hurt from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone] |
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June 7~9 - "Why are you such a megabitch? –Because I can be." - [Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty from Heathers] |
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June 6 - "So you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!" - [Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory] |
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June 5 - "Yes, Boy George… just what England needs: another queen who can't dress." - [Boy George (George O'Dowd) from So Graham Norton] |
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June 4 - "Cyclo to all Cyclo Sentinels: Initiate herding action into my Maze of Horror!" - [Cyclo (Johnny Carson) from Space Ghost] |
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June 3 - "The problem with perfection is its inability to recognize anything less perfect than itself." - [Scott Lowell from Queer As Folk] |
