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June 29 – In Memoriam, Jack Lemmon
"Morning, dickhead. -Hello, moron." - [Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon from Grumpy Old Men] |
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June 28 – "What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?" - [NIcholas Cage from The Rock] |
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June 27 – "Get out of my way, you pervert!" - [Dogbert from Dilbert] |
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June 26 – "We got a hot stiff on our hands!" - [Peter Lorre from Arsenic and Old Lace] |
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June 25 – Belatedly In Memoriam, Carroll O'Connor
"Keep away from me, meathead!" and "Dogs off the coffee table!" - [Carroll O'Connor from All In The Family] |
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June 23~24 - It's that time of year... Happy Pride Month to all of my LGBT visitors!
"Enjoy your years in Budapest? -Oh, very much. It's gay there!" - [Boris Karloff (in a dual role) from The Black Room] "I was left for another man. (laughs) And not just any other man, a trainer. A trainer named Dash. I was left for a punctuation mark." - [Billy Porter from The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy] "What shape is that under the covers? It doesn't look like a box." - [Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House] "I'm doomed! And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road!"." - [Mushu from Mulan] "Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports. . .the whole weekend!" - [RuPaul Charles from But I'm A Cheerleader] "The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy." - [Paul Lynde from Bye Bye Birdie] "Remember, you're a drag queen!" - [Robert Preston from Victor/Victoria] "Oh, please, she's had work done." - [Patrick Stewart from Jeffrey]
"Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom?" - [Debra Monk from Jeffrey]
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June 22 – "Dumb gorgeous people should not be allowed to use literature when competing in the pick-up pool. It's like bald people wearing hats." - [Matt McGrath from The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy] |
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June 21 – "Well, nice knowing you, son. Not like I don't love you or anything, but you know how people are. They'll assume that sort of thing runs in the family, and frankly I got a tough enough time picking up chicks to begin with. So good luck, be careful, and maybe we'll see you on TV sometime lip-synching Over The Rainbow at one of those Pride parades." - [Duckman from Duckman ] |
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June 20 – "And what charming underclothes you both have. But here, put these on. They'll make you feel less, um, vulnerable." - [Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show ] |
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June 19 – "I-I-if you're going to break up with somebody, at least have the decency to provide them with better lighting." - [Billy Porter from The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy] |
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June 15~18 – "If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one. (explosion) Sorry." - [David Warner from Time Bandits] |
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June 14 – "Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon, that's hard." - [James Doohan from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
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June 13 – "Father's Day is a big mystery to my family. I've been in Radio and Television so long my kids don't call me 'Dad,' they think of me as their sponsor." - [Bob Hope] |
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June 12 – "The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet." - [James Earl Jones from The Empire Strikes Back] |
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June 11 – "Nip it in the bud!" - [Don Knotts from The Andy Griffith Show] |
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June 8~10 – "Of course, people do go both ways." - [Ray Bolger from The Wizard of Oz] |
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June 7 – "(sniff) Ooh! You have that just-rolled-out-of-bed smell." - [Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House] |
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June 6 – "Password confirmed. Stand by." - [the computer from Babylon 5] |
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June 5 – "I wish I was the one that was going away. Nothing ever happens around here. I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. It's the same every bleeding day. There's fuck-all to look forward to." - [Tameka Empson from Beautiful Thing ] |
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June 4 – It was a bad weekend, the world lost some great talent. This .WAV has nothing to do with these people, but more of a hope as to where they've gone. In Memoriam: Imogene Coca, Hank Ketcham, Arlene Francis, and Anthony Quinn.
"We must be over the rainbow!" - [Judy Garland from The Wizard of Oz] |
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June 1~3 – "God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." - [Angelina Jolie from Hackers] |
