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May 31 – In Memoriam: Paul Gleason
"You just say the word, I'll keep going. –Go! –Eeny meenie miny... –Mo! –Your mother was a… –'Ho! –He was a famous clown. –Bobo!" – [Paul Gleason and Cody McMains from Not Another Teen Movie]
"What in god's name is going on in here? What was that ruckus? –I no hear ruckus. –I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. –Can you describe this ruckus, sir? –Oh, you better watch your tongue, young man. You better watch it!" – [Paul Gleason, Samm Levine and Sam Huntington from Not Another Teen Movie]
"Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. The next time I come in here, I'm cracking skulls." – [Paul Gleason from Not Another Teen Movie] |
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May 30 – "How many drinks is that? When you were a kid, that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk." – [Steve Forrest from Mommie Dearest] |
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May 26 – "And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super… (laughs) no one will be." – [Syndrome (Jason Lee) from The Incredibles] |
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May 25 – "I'm the baby; gotta love me!" – [Baby Sinclair (Kevin Clash) from Dinosaurs] |
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May 24 – "Will you please shut up? –You shut up. You are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you!" – [uncredited woman and Kenneth Mars from The Producers (1968)] |
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May 23 – "That's all, bitches." – [Porky Pig as DJ BaconBits (Bob Bergen) from Robot Chicken] |
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May 22 – "We're going to need another Timmy!" – [Mr. Lizard (uncredited) from Dinosaurs] |
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May 19 – "What's the use of having insurance if you can't collect? –Peace of mind." – [Barbra Streisand and Herb Armstrong from For Pete's Sake] |
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May 18 – "Oh, it's like candy... but with blood, which is so much better." – [Sandra Oh from Grey's Anatomy] |
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May 17 – "Also, I must apologize for my attire. I seem to have… misplaced my uniform." – [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
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May 16 – "If we are to truly discover the meaning of these events, perhaps we should… for the time being… let them unfold." – [Alan Rickman from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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May 15 – "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." – [Patrick Stewart from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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May 12 – "I didn't catch your name, boy. –I didn't throw it. –That's pretty tacky, boy. –I didn't want us to have a language barrier." – [Paul Lynde and Frankie Avalon from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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May 11 – "(talking about Daleks and their view on humans) Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing. And you, van Statten, you've let it loose!" – [Christopher Eccleston from Doctor Who] |
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May 10 – "This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy." – [Skipper (Tom McGrath) from Madagascar] |
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May 9 – "I'm sorry, the position of 'annoying talking animal' has already been taken!" – [Donkey (Eddie Murphey) from Shrek 2] |
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May 8 – "Ah, nature… (gun cocks) Relaxing, isn't it? (gunshot)" – [Phil Ken Sebben (Stephen Colbert) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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May 5 – "I'm going to lose my job. –Violet, now just calm down. –I'm no fool! I've killed the boss! You think they're not going to fire me for a thing like that?" – [Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda from Nine To Five] |
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May 4 – "Let's go get your mama. Right! To the Adam West mobile! Shoot, that's a dumb name, isn't it?" – [Adam West from Johnny Bravo] |
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May 3 – "The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the devil to keep Christians from running their own country." – [Clancy Brown from Carnivàle] |
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May 2 – "You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. –So I have a few faults. Who doesn't? Is that any reason to kill me?" – [Jane Fonda and Dabney Coleman from Nine To Five] |
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May 1 – "Mr. Hart, I've told you before I'm a married woman! –And I'm a married man, that's what makes it so perfect!" – [Dolly Parton and Dabney Coleman from Nine To Five] |
