| 2006-05-31
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"You just say the word, I'll keep going. –Go! –Eeny meenie miny... –Mo! –Your mother was a… –'Ho! –He was a famous clown. –Bobo!"
[Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon)
from Not Another Teen Movie] |
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"Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. The next time I come in here, I'm cracking skulls."
[Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon)
from Not Another Teen Movie] |
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"What in god's name is going on in here? What was that ruckus? –I no hear ruckus. –I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. –Can you describe this ruckus, sir? –Oh, you better watch your tongue, young man. You better watch it!"
[Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon) | Samm Levine (Bruce) | Sam Huntington (Ox)
from Not Another Teen Movie] |
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(background)
"Eat. My. Shorts. –Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns."
[Cody McMains (Mitch Briggs) | Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon)
from Not Another Teen Movie] |
| 2006-05-30
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"How many drinks is that? When you were a kid, that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk."
[Steve Forrest (Greg Savitt)
from Mommie Dearest] |
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(background)
"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt."
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
| 2006-05-26
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"And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super… (laughs) no one will be."
[Jason Lee (Buddy Pine / Syndrome)
from Incredibles, The] |
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(background)
"Identification please."
[uncredited (Bird in tree)
from Incredibles, The] |
| 2006-05-25
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"I'm the baby, gotta love me!"
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"We're going to need another Timmy! –Yay!"
[uncredited (Mr. Lizard) | Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2006-05-24
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"Will you please shut up? –You shut up. You are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you!"
[uncredited | Kenneth Mars (Franz Liebkind)
from The Producers] |
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(background)
"Shut up, he thinks he's witty."
[Zero Mostel (Max Bialystock)
from The Producers] |
| 2006-05-23
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"That's all, bitches."
[Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as DJ BaconBits)
from Robot Chicken] |
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(background)
"Put your hands in the air like you just don't care."
[Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as DJ BaconBits)
from Robot Chicken] |
| 2006-05-22
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"We're going to need another Timmy!"
[uncredited (Mr. Lizard)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
Baby Sinclair's evil laugh.
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2006-05-19
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"What's the use of having insurance if you can't collect? –Peace of mind."
[Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins) | Herb Armstrong (Insurance Man)
from For Pete's Sake] |
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(background)
"Oh, come on! Let's go… before they raise the prices again."
[Bella Bruck (Lady in Supermarket)
from For Pete's Sake] |
| 2006-05-18
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"Oh, it's like candy... but with blood, which is so much better."
[Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
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(background)
"Nancy Reagan lied. You can't just say no. Come on."
[T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
| 2006-05-17
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"Also, I must apologize for my attire. I seem to have… misplaced my uniform."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
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(background)
"It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question."
[Mark Lenard (Sarek)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
| 2006-05-16
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"If we are to truly discover the meaning of these events, perhaps we should… for the time being… let them unfold."
[Alan Rickman (Severus Snape)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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(background)
"Don't lie to me."
[Alan Rickman (Severus Snape)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
| 2006-05-15
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"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are."
[Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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(background)
"Captain Picard is a pain, isn't he?"
[Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2006-05-12
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"I didn't catch your name, boy. –I didn't throw it. –That's pretty tacky, boy. –I didn't want us to have a language barrier."
[Paul Lynde (Bullets) | Frankie Avalon (Frankie)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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(background)
"They must've raided the place."
[Paul Lynde (Bullets)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
| 2006-05-11
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"Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing. And you, van Statten, you've let it loose!"
[Christopher Eccleston (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Exterminate!"
[Nicholas Briggs (Dalek)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-05-10
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"This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar] |
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(background)
"You didn't see anything."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar] |
| 2006-05-09
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"I'm sorry, the position of 'annoying talking animal' has already been taken!"
[Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
from Shrek 2] |
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(background)
"Use your imagination."
[Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother)
from Shrek 2] |
| 2006-05-08
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"Ah, nature… (gun cocks) Relaxing, isn't it? (gunshot)"
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"Ooh, sprechen sie sexy?"
[Thomas Allen (Peanut)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2006-05-05
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"I'm going to lose my job. –Violet, now just calm down. –I'm no fool! I've killed the boss! You think they're not going to fire me for a thing like that?"
[Lily Tomlin (Violet Newstead) | Jane Fonda (Judy Bernly)
from Nine To Five] |
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(background)
"Look, how am I ever gonna get out of this mailroom prison if they keep hiring people from the outside?"
[Ray Vitte (Eddie Smith)
from Nine To Five] |
| 2006-05-04
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"Let's go get your mama. Right! To the Adam West mobile! Shoot, that's a dumb name, isn't it?"
[Adam West (Himself)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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(background)
"Huh hah huah! I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes, I am available."
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2006-05-03
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"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
[Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
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(background)
"Pain is an unavoidable side-effect."
[Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
| 2006-05-02
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"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. –So I have a few faults. Who doesn't? Is that any reason to kill me?"
[Jane Fonda (Judy Bernly) | Dabney Coleman (Franklin M. Hart Jr.)
from Nine To Five] |
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(background)
"Wow. This is… this is really good… pot."
[Jane Fonda (Judy Bernly)
from Nine To Five] |
| 2006-05-01
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"Mr. Hart, I've told you before I'm a married woman! –And I'm a married man, that's what makes it so perfect!"
[Dolly Parton (Doralee Rhodes) | Dabney Coleman (Franklin M. Hart Jr.)
from Nine To Five] |
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(background)
"Spare me the Women's Lib crap, OK?"
[Dabney Coleman (Franklin M. Hart Jr.)
from Nine To Five] |
