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May 28~31 – "You know, there are 20 million guys out of work in Manhattan alone just waiting for my job." – [Charlton Heston from Soylent Green] |
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May 27 – "Well there's certainly something screwy going on around here." – [Donald MacBride from Room Service] |
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May 26 – "And for everyone's safety and security, and to preserve our way of life, I'm taking a drastic step and putting up a security camera. Just one... for safety, security, and omniscient, unblinking information gathering of everyone's activities." – [Phil Ken Sebben (Stephen Colbert) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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May 25 – In Memoriam, Richard Biggs
"Doesn't anyone listen to one damn word I say?" – [Richard Biggs from Babylon 5]
"Have a seat, lend a hand, or get out of my way, but do not question me in my lab, doctor!" – [Richard Biggs from Babylon 5]
"This damn well better be worth it. Because if this story of yours turns out to be bogus, I'm going to kill you twice. Now you got that?" – [Richard Biggs from Babylon 5]
"We don't want cooperation. We want conversion. We want repentance." – [Richard Biggs from Babylon 5]
"I realize that I always defined myself in terms of what I wasn't. I wasn't a good soldier like my father. I wasn't the job. I wasn't a good prospect for marriage or kids. Always what I wasn't, never what I was. And when you do that, you miss the moments. And the moments are all we've got. When I thought I was going to die, even after everything that's happened, I realized I didn't want to let go. I was willing to do it all over again, and this time I could appreciate the moments. I can't go back, but I can appreciate what I have right now. And I can define myself by what I am instead of what I'm not. –And what are you? –Alive. Everything else is negotiable." – [Richard Biggs and Bruce Boxleitner from Babylon 5] |
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May 24 – "Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! –I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!" – [Rocko and Heffer (Carlos Alazraqui and Tom Kenny) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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May 21~23 – In Memoriam, Call For Help (today's it's last day on the air)
"What do you think about those controversial video games? –I love 'em!" – [Cat Schwartz and Chris Pirillo]
"I think that we should have a slumber party at the TechTV studios." – [Morgan Webb]
"I'm going to agree to their User Agreement that says, 'You're a sucker.'" – [Brett Larson] |
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May 20 – "You are discarded. You are the refuse of the past." – [Anthony Zerbe from The Omega Man] |
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May 19 – In Memoriam: Tony Randall
"Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?" – [Tony Randall from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask]
"Think we're gonna have intercourse tonight?" – [Tony Randall from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask]
"You're my creative team, create a reason to get rid of her or I'll create a new creative team." – [Tony Randall from Down With Love]
"Not since Johannes Gutenberg's invention of the printing press, which changed forever the landscape of man's destiny, has one book reached so many and achieved so much; reminding all of us here today of the noble goal which called us to toil in the field of publishing to begin with... sales." – [Tony Randall from Down With Love] |
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May 18 – In Memoriam: Anna Lee
"I think you'll find the contented housewife is a thing of the past." – [Anna Lee from In Like Flint]
"By this time tomorrow women will be running the world, and then you'll see how quickly everything will settle down." – [Anna Lee from In Like Flint] |
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May 17 – "Bingo! Give Braniac a fluffy doll." – [Ben Browder from Farscape] |
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May 14~16 – "Let's not talk about it in front of the boy." – [Kurtwood Smith from That '70s Show] |
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May 13 – "When I reach down inside myself and do things that I'm not capable of, it's because of you. Don't you know that by now?" – [Lucy Lawless from Xena:Warrior Princess] |
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May 12 – "Then let's go where the action is!" – [Frankenstein Jr. (Ted Cassidy) from Frankenstein Jr.] |
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May 11 – "Gee, I-I-I don't know whether I can keep it up for two and a half hours. –It's all right, we'll help you!" – [Frank Albertson and Groucho Marx from Room Service] |
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May 10 – "Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!" – [Sean Connery from Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade] |
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May 7~9 – "I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal." – [Chico Marx from Room Service] |
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May 6 – "The computer's full of hard-core. –That's why they call it a hard drive." – [Wil Johnson and Trevor Eve from Waking The Dead] |
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May 5 – "Oh, waiter! –That isn't a waiter, my dear, that's a butler. –Well, I can't yell 'Oh, butler!', can I? Maybe somebody's name is Butler. –You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point." – [Marilyn Monroe and George Sanders from All About Eve] |
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May 4 – "I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Viet Nam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war." – [Brian Cox from X2] |
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May 3 – "You don't do well in over-heated, over-crowded, grimy warehouse stores, do you?" – [Jane Lane (Wendy Hoopes) from Daria] |
