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May 30- "The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner. In fact, the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish." - [The Book (Peter Jones) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy] |
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May 29 - "Jesus, you were going to kill that guy! –Of course. I'm a Terminator." - [Edward Furlong and Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2]
plus Happy 100th Birthday, Bob Hope!
"This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.'" – [Bob Hope] |
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May 28 - "Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice." - [The Borg from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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May 27 - "No, sir, it's no mistake. Marijuana." - [Jack Webb from Dragnet] |
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May 23~26 - "I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle! –Ooh! Aren't we sounding folksy." - [MegaVolt and QuackerJack (Dan Castellaneta and Michael Bell) from Darkwing Duck] |
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May 22 - "Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick them up, and we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. –Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!" - [Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Stripes] |
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May 21 - "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." - [Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
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May 20 - "He was busy measuring things to see if they fit into his mousehole." - [Bear (Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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May 19 - "You're a blot on the name of Gotham City University. When the students find out what kind of a person you really are, they'll hate you forever." - [Burt Ward from Batman: The Original Series] |
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May 16~18 - "Do you have any hobbies? –I collect spores, molds, and fungus." - [Annie Potts and Harold Ramis from GhostBusters] |
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May 15 - "I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is light beer?" - [Thomas F. Wilson from Back To The Future, Part I] |
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May 14 - "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles-per-hour you're going to see some serious shit." - [Christopher Lloyd from Back To The Future, Part I] |
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May 13 - "You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken." - [David Aston from The Matrix] |
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May 12 - "I was saving it for your college. But a voice in my head kept saying, 'The only way she's going to college is inside a cake at a frat house party.'" - [Grandma Ethyl Phillips (Florence Stanley) from Dinosaurs] |
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May 9~11 - "Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning, huh?" - [Bob Hoskins from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
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May 8 - "The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this day forth, or you choose to find yourself another job." - [David Aston from The Matrix] |
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May 7 - "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. –What truth? –There is no spoon." - [Rowan Witt and Keanu Reeves from The Matrix] |
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May 6 - "We have to keep it rockin' so no one comes a-knockin'." - [Cornfed Pig (Gregg Berger) from Duckman] |
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May 5 - "Spare me the technobabble, gadget girl. Let's just get on with it." - [Gigi Edgely from Farscape] |
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May 2~4 - "It was a long time ago. Mankind has evolved since then. –Yes. Into us." - [Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen from X-Men] |
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May 1 - "This is the city, Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop." - [Jack Webb from Dragnet] |
