| 2003-05-30
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"The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner. In fact, the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish."
[Peter Jones (The Book)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
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(background)
"I'm not getting you down at all, am I?"
[Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
| 2003-05-29
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"This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.'"
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
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"Jesus, you were going to kill that guy! –Of course. I'm a Terminator."
[Edward Furlong (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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(background)
"I see everything."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
| 2003-05-28
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(background)
"Apparently, the natural laws of our universe don't operate here, Captain."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice."
[uncredited (The Borg)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2003-05-27
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"No, sir, it's no mistake. Marijuana."
[Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)
from Dragnet] |
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(background)
"Do you use narcotics?"
[Barney Phillips (Ed Jacobs)
from Dragnet] |
| 2003-05-23
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"I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle! –Ooh! Aren't we sounding folksy."
[Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt) | Michael Bell (QuackerJack)
from Darkwing Duck] |
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(background)
"Just forget it! Look at this! Look at this! I'm so ticked-off that I'm molting!"
[Gilbert Gottfried (Iago the Parrot)
from Aladdin] |
| 2003-05-22
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"Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick them up, and we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. –Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!"
[Bill Murray (John Winger) | Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey)
from Stripes] |
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(background)
"We're so damned lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?"
[Bill Murray (John Winger)
from Stripes] |
| 2003-05-21
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(background)
"You go, girl."
[Richard Allen (computer)
from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
[Kathleen Turner (Jessica Rabbit)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
| 2003-05-20
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(background)
"Don't as me why. It's a bear thing."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"He was busy measuring things to see if they fit into his mousehole."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2003-05-19
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"You're a blot on the name of Gotham City University. When the students find out what kind of a person you really are, they'll hate you forever."
[Burt Ward (Dick Grayson / Robin)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"Just a second while I retrieve my beanie, my hair, my tweezers, and my notes."
[Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
| 2003-05-16
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"Do you have any hobbies? –I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
[Annie Potts (Janine Melnitz) | Harold Ramis (Dr. Egon Spengler)
from Ghostbusters] |
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(background)
"Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff."
[Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman)
from Ghostbusters] |
| 2003-05-15
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"I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is light beer?"
[Thomas F. Wilson (Biff Tannen)
from Back To The Future, Part I] |
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(background)
"We gonna take a little break. But we'll be back in a while, so, uh, don't nobody go no where."
[Harry Waters, Jr. (Marvin Berry)
from Back To The Future, Part I] |
| 2003-05-14
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles-per-hour you're going to see some serious shit."
[Christopher Lloyd (Dr. Emmett Brown)
from Back To The Future, Part I] |
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(background)
"Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?!"
[Michael J. Fox (Marty McFly)
from Back To The Future, Part I] |
| 2003-05-13
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(background)
"This Matrix of which you speak, what is it? Why is it doing this?"
[Keith David (Goliath)
from Gargoyles] |
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"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken."
[David Aston (Rhineheart)
from Matrix, The] |
| 2003-05-12
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"I was saving it for your college. But a voice in my head kept saying, 'The only way she's going to college is inside a cake at a frat house party.'"
[Florence Stanley (Grandma Ethyl Phillips)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"My, my, just when you thought she couldn't get more pathetic."
[Gina Belafonte (Wanda)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2003-05-09
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"Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning, huh?"
[Bob Hoskins (Eddie Valiant)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
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(background)
"Toons."
[Bob Hoskins (Eddie Valiant)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
| 2003-05-08
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"The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this day forth, or you choose to find yourself another job."
[David Aston (Rhineheart)
from Matrix, The] |
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(background)
"Free your mind."
[Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus)
from Matrix, The] |
| 2003-05-07
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(background)
"The digital pimp hard at work."
[Belinda McClory (Switch)
from Matrix, The] |
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"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. –What truth? –There is no spoon."
[Rowan Witt (Spoon Boy) | Keanu Reeves (Neo)
from Matrix, The] |
| 2003-05-06
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(background)
"No shineola, Sherlock."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"We have to keep it rockin' so no one comes a-knockin'."
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2003-05-05
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"Spare me the technobabble, gadget girl. Let's just get on with it."
[Gigi Edgely (Chiana)
from Farscape] |
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(background)
"Hey, gotta love a man in a uniform"
[Gigi Edgely (Chiana)
from Farscape] |
| 2003-05-02
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"It was a long time ago. Mankind has evolved since then. –Yes. Into us."
[Patrick Stewart | Ian McKellen
from X-Men] |
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(background)
"Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator, just like you."
[Ian McKellen
from X-Men] |
| 2003-05-01
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(background)
"You want to get to the point, mister? Now what is it? What are you trying to tell us?"
[Jack Webb (Joe Friday)
from Dragnet] |
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"This is the city, Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop."
[Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)
from Dragnet] |
