April 2009 Archives

2009-04-30 Movie "Me, that's what I'm thinking of! Me! Dens of iniquity, gambling, dives... That's what I want! When?!" [Ginger Rogers (Glory Eden) from Professional Sweetheart]
Movie (background) "I'm always right about women. I know dames from top to bottom." [Allen Jenkins (O'Connor) from Professional Sweetheart]
2009-04-29 Movie "Ring, ring. Who is it, Destiny? I've been expecting your call." [Mark Walton (Rhino) from Bolt]
Movie (background) "Bolt, zoom zoom." [Miley Cyrus (Penny) from Bolt]
2009-04-28 Movie "When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it! (slapping)" [Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade) from Maltese Falcon, The]
Movie (background) "You are a liar." [Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade) from Maltese Falcon, The]
2009-04-27 Movie In Memoriam, Bea Arthur
"Mame, I never dated the same man you did. –How about Carlo, the sexy Argentine? The one with all those shoulders? –Car-- I never dated Carlo. I married him. I never dated him." [Bea Arthur (Vera Charles) | Lucille Ball (Mame Dennis) from Mame]
Television "Well, I am certainly not going to get rich with customers like you. I thought I taught you to drink faster than that. Well, at least you're steady. Oh, come on now. Drink up. There's plenty more where that came from." [Bea Arthur (Ackmena) from Star Wars Holiday Special, The]
Television "The mind is a powerful thing. –Think of the 99% you don't use." [Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) from Golden Girls, The]
Television (background) "Blanche, I think you're spending too much time at the full-service island." [Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) from Golden Girls, The]
2009-04-26 Television "Uh... You don't have to be naked for this. –But I don't have to not be naked for it, either. Ahaaa." [Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin) from Family Guy]
Television (background) "What the hell we doin'?!" [Mike Henry (Cleveland Brown) from Family Guy]
2009-04-25 Movie "Ohh. That meat lover's pizza is not loving me back at all." [Mark Walton (Rhino) from Bolt]
Movie (background) "That is totally unrealistic." [Mark Walton (Rhino) from Bolt]
2009-04-24 Television "One. Zero zero. One one. Zero. One. One zero. One one zero. Zero one. You may not have understood me, but I was speaking Technology!" [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
Television (background) "Hey, somebody's sucking up all my bandwidth!" [Matt Chapman (Bubs) from Strongbad_email.exe]
2009-04-23 Television "Ooh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong. –More wrong? 'Wrong' is an absolute state and not subject to gradation. –Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge." [Kevin Sussman (Stuart) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "You're joking. –I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex." [Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2009-04-22 Movie "We do function in your absence, Commander." [Bernard Lee (M) from Diamonds Are Forever]
Movie (background) "On behalf of the CIA, welcome to America." [Norman Burton (Felix Leiter) from Diamonds Are Forever]
2009-04-21 Movie In Memoriam, Jody McCrea
"I'll be the only boy in my block that knows a real live mermaid." [Jody McCrea (Bonehead) from Beach Blanket Bingo]
Movie (background) "Perfect. Earl, take a look at this." [Paul Lynde (Bullets) from Beach Blanket Bingo]
2009-04-20 Television "Isn't it a little early for you to be hopped-up?" [Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) from That '70s Show]
Television (background) "Oh, my god... There's a hundred morons in my basement!" [Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) from That '70s Show]
2009-04-19 Movie "I don't want a crooner. I want a playboy. –A what? –An international playboy. All the girls got 'em. I think they're cute." [Ginger Rogers (Glory Eden) | Gregory Ratoff (Samuel 'Sam' Ipswich) from Professional Sweetheart]
Movie (background) "No makeup! No perfume! No jewelry!" [Franklin Pangborn (Herbert Childress) from Professional Sweetheart]
2009-04-18 Television "So this thing had the claws of a lion and the fangs of a snake? –Heh. Reminds me of a woman I once knew in Cleveland." [Jasika Nicole (Astrid Farnsworth) | John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
Television (background) "Right. A motley crew of lab animals got together and decided to exact their revenge on mankind." [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) from Fringe]
2009-04-17 Movie "Oh. I-I'm sorry. You wanna sniff mine first?" [uncredited (Dachshund) from Bolt]
Movie (background) "How did your focus groups feel about cliffhangers?" [James Lipton (The Director) from Bolt]
2009-04-16 Television "Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero. –OK, really? Are you familiar with the Drake Equation? –The one that estimates the odds of making contact with extraterrestrials by calculating the product of an increasingly restrictive series of fractional values such as those stars and planets, and those planets likely to develop life: N = R* × ƒp × ne × ƒl × ƒi × ƒc × L? –Yeah. That one." [Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "I told you before, bears are terrifying." [Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2009-04-15 Movie "No, no, you're spoiling everything! Here we make her the Purity Girl, the symbol of Youth and Purity, and you give her second-hand men. It won't do!" [Franklin Pangborn (Herbert Childress) from Professional Sweetheart]
Movie (background) "You're a bad woman... Re--Really a bad woman." [Norman Foster (Jim Davey) from Professional Sweetheart]
2009-04-14 Television "For one brief moment victory was within our grasp. –And then the game started." [Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown) | Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt) from Charlie Brown's All Stars!]
Television (background) "Get me my lawyer! I've been humiliated!" [Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown) from It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown]
2009-04-13 Movie "Now I'm concerned on a number of levels." [Susie Essman (Mittens) from Bolt]
Movie (background) "Are you mad?! You don't know the power of styrofoam!" [John Travolta (Bolt) from Bolt]
2009-04-12 Television "This is going to be the greatest Easter Egg Hunt ever, and I'm going to find them all!" [Melanie Kohn (Lucy Van Pelt) from It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown]
Television (background) "Uh, sir, how do we color the eggs after we fry them?" [Jimmy Ahrens (Marcie) from It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown]
2009-04-11 Television "If I'd have known becoming a priest would entail dressing up in a rabbit costume, I'd have had a complete rethink and taken up prostitution... as indeed my Head Mistress originally suggested. Mind you, probably've ended up in a rabbit costume then as well." [Dawn French (Geraldine Granger) from Vicar Of Dibley, The]
Television (background) "Can I just share a private thought with you? –Oh, certainly, Vicar. As long as it isn't about tampons, 'cause I don't understand them at all." [Dawn French (Geraldine Granger) | Emma Chambers (Alice Tinker) from Vicar Of Dibley, The]
2009-04-10 Television "Every Easter the Easter Beagle comes dancing along with his basket full of eggs, which he hands out to all the good little children. –That sounds faintly familiar. I remember sitting out in a stupid pumpkin patch all night waiting for The Great Pumpkin to come. That was the worst night of my life." [Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt) | Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown) from It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown]
Television (background) "Easter Beagle?" [Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown) from It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown]
2009-04-09 Television "Yes, as I was saying, since it's Ash Wednesday tomorrow I thought, perhaps, we could all try to give something up for Lent. –Like bondage, you mean?" [Dawn French (Geraldine Granger) | Liz Smith (Letitia Cropley) from Vicar Of Dibley, The]
Television (background) "Coffee: the broth of Satan. It's a drug, Hugo, give it up now." [Dawn French (Geraldine Granger) from Vicar Of Dibley, The]
2009-04-08 Movie "Arrange television monitoring of the realignment of the missiles for my supervision." [Paul Frees (Colossus) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
Movie (background) "Well, the first electronic Peeping Tom." [Susan Clark (Dr. Cleo Markham) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
2009-04-07 Movie "I don't intend to stand here and hold a midnight conversation with an intoxicated man!" [Maureen O'Hara (Katherine Gilhooley McLintock) from McLintock!]
Movie (background) "All right, let 'em have at it." [John Wayne (George Washington McLintock) from McLintock!]
2009-04-06 Television "Incoming message from The Big Giant Head!" [French Stewart (Harry Solomon) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
Television (background) "Hot diggity!" [William Shatner (The Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
2009-04-05 Movie "My name is Bond... James Bond." [Sean Connery (James Bond) from Diamonds Are Forever]
Movie (background) "Good evening, 007." [Charles Gray (Ernst Stavro Blofeld) from Diamonds Are Forever]
2009-04-04 Television "Well, first of all let me say I like that you're playing the nepotism card. It shows a certain moral disregard that I find I find utterly charming. Secondly, I have to say no! Your duties and obligations remain status quo." [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Well, even in the wild parents kill their young. Look at hyenas... bears!" [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
2009-04-03 Movie "Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?" [Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) from AbsentMinded Professor, The]
Movie (background) "Will you shut up when I'm talking?!" [Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) from AbsentMinded Professor, The]
2009-04-02 Movie "Ping pong... Or, as the Chinese say, 'Ping pong.'" [Christopher Walken (Feng) from Balls Of Fury]
Movie (background) "Kill them... kill them both. We're missing Antiques Roadshow." [Christopher Walken (Feng) from Balls Of Fury]
2009-04-01 Television "There's an old saying in Tennessee (I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee) that says 'Fool me once... shame on... shame on you... and fool me, you can't get fooled again.'" [George W. Bush (Himself) from Presidents]
Television (background) "Heh heh heh heh." [Jon Stewart (Himself) from Daily Show, The]