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April 2008 Archive

Television April 30th, 2008 "There are always a lot of fellows who follow every fad that comes along. But there are also always a few who, uh, well, who have enough individuality to sort of go their own way. You know what I mean, Wally? –Yeah. Just like squares." — [Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) & Tony Dow (Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver) from Leave It To Beaver]
Television April 30th, 2008 (background) "Well, honey, I can't describe it. You just have to see it. –Well, let's take a look at it." — [Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) & Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) from Leave It To Beaver]
Television April 29th, 2008 "Devils! Blasphemers! Pray to your heathen god while in the Lord's name we cast you out!" — [Paul Marc Davis (Cowled Leader) from Torchwood]
Television April 29th, 2008 (background) "This… is gonna get nasty." — [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) from Torchwood]
Television April 28th, 2008 "The maniac is playing polka music, son! Sweaty men in lederhosen squeezing accordions!" — [Hardy Rawls (Don Wrigley) from Adventures of Pete & Pete, The]
Television April 28th, 2008 (background) "That'll teach you to mess with my dad!" — [Danny Tamberelli (Little Pete Wrigley) from Adventures of Pete & Pete, The]
Film April 27th, 2008 "I won't put my job on the line for you, Hatcher! Well not my damn job!" — [Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) from Soylent Green]
Film April 27th, 2008 (background) "OK… I could set the building on fire." — [Stephen Root (Milton Waddams) from Office Space]
Television April 26th, 2008 (background) "One of you will be named the winner… and one of you will be out." — [Heidi Klum (Herself) from Project Runway]
Television April 26th, 2008 "So, in our Project Runway tradition… Make it work." — [Tim Gunn (Himself) from Project Runway]
Television April 25th, 2008 "(thermos opening) Gimme your cup. –It's hot chocolate? –Key lime martini. –Mmm. Classy. –All the way, baby." — [Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) & Rick Gonzalez (Ben) from Reaper]
Television April 25th, 2008 (background) "You've mastered the art of not working better than anybody I've ever met! –I know. It's a gift. Really." — [Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) & Missy Peregrym (Andi Prendergast) from Reaper]
Film April 24th, 2008 "I am confused. –Good. Good! Confusion is a part of life… as are vengeance, fear, and love. All facets must be embraced. For then, and only then, will you break through the wall of mystery to the Glow." — [Taimak (Leroy Green) & Thomas Ikeda (Master) from Last Dragon, The]
Film April 24th, 2008 (background) "Oh, is Mr. Leroy here? –Um, no, he's not here, but, uh… how about something in a medium-sized Oriental? –Oh, no thanks. I'm not Jewish." — [Glen Eaton (Johnny Yu) & Faith Prince (Angela Viracco) from Last Dragon, The]
Television April 23rd, 2008 "Sock, don't do anything stupid. –Sam, I'm almost certainly going to do something stupid. It's in my blood. You know it." — [Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) & Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) from Reaper]
Television April 23rd, 2008 (background) "I'm going to give you 10 seconds to get out of here before I beat your face with a phone book." — [Mitch Pileggi (Dan Stafford) from Reaper]
Television April 22nd, 2008 "Honest, Ward, he just looks like a, like a gangster! You know, the next thing he's going to be wearing a leather jacket and motorcycle boots. –Come now, dear. You've been watching too many of those live television shows." — [Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) & Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) from Leave It To Beaver]
Television April 22nd, 2008 (background) "Don't get all flaky, Wally." — [Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver) from Leave It To Beaver]
Television April 21st, 2008 "One of you will be named the winner… and one of you will be out. Let's start the show." — [Heidi Klum (Herself) from Project Runway]
Television April 21st, 2008 (background) "We ought to lock him up just for wearing that ridiculous outfit." — [uncredited (Policeman) from Darkwing Duck]
Film April 20th, 2008 "If your coloring is in the Autumn range like Maria, I would suggest you try the Earth-Tone eye makeup. Now as you can see, I've done a lovely French Braid on Maria, but I encourage everyone to experiment and use your imagination. The main thing is just have fun with it." — [Mr. T (The Bearded Lady) from Freaked]
Film April 20th, 2008 (background) "You seem like a regular dumbshit ole redneck to me." — [Alex Winter (Ricky Coogan) from Freaked]
Film April 19th, 2008 "My god, get the best doggone agents you can in there. Go!" — [Charlton Heston (The Mastiff) from Cats & Dogs]
Television April 19th, 2008 (background) "Suck gas, evil-doer!" — [Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck) from Darkwing Duck]
Television April 18th, 2008 "If you're not sleepy yet, I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink." — [Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) from South Park]
Television April 18th, 2008 (background) "Hey. Hey, wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it?" — [Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch) from South Park]
Television April 17th, 2008 "Welcome to the Runway. As you know, in Fashion one day you're in… and the next day you're out." — [Heidi Klum (Herself) from Project Runway]
Television April 17th, 2008 (background) "I mean, it looks like a coffee filter or a maxi-pad." — [Tim Gunn (Himself) from Project Runway]
Film April 16th, 2008 "Don't you have anything remotely substantial?" — [Charlton Heston (Spencer Trilby) from True Lies]
Television April 16th, 2008 (background) "Make it work." — [Tim Gunn (Himself) from Project Runway]
Television April 15th, 2008 "The goal in life is not to eliminate misery, it's to keep misery to the minimum." — [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Television April 15th, 2008 (background) "(toilet flushes) That was just a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done." — [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Television April 14th, 2008 "My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world." — [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Television April 14th, 2008 (background) "Oh, god, does everything have to be about you?" — [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Film April 12th, 2008 "A chocolate river! (giggling and slurping) Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! –That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. –(gagging)" — [Kal Penn (Edward) & Crispin Glover (Willy) from Epic Movie]
Film April 12th, 2008 (background) "You're Aslo the lion? –Li-man; half lion, half man. –So you mean you're-- –My father, Siegfried, boinked a lion. But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." — [Adam Campbell (Peter) & Fred Willard (Aslo) & Jayma Mays (Lucy) from Epic Movie]
Film April 11th, 2008 "They're making our food out of people. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food! You've got to tell them. You've got to tell them!" — [Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) from Soylent Green]
Film April 11th, 2008 (background) "(exhales) You know, if I had the money I'd smoke two, three of these every day." — [Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) from Soylent Green]
Film April 10th, 2008 "Well of course I'll induce vomiting. I know the rules by now. Just get over here, will you?" — [Charlton Heston (Stewart Graff) from Earthquake]
Film April 10th, 2008 (background) "If you're going to throw the pills in the toilet, you might at least flush it." — [Charlton Heston (Stewart Graff) from Earthquake]
Film April 9th, 2008 "It appears that once again we find ourselves threatened by the great Cat Menace." — [Charlton Heston (The Mastiff) from Cats & Dogs]
Film April 9th, 2008 (background) "Failure is not an option." — [Charlton Heston (The Mastiff) from Cats & Dogs]
Film April 8th, 2008 "So what makes you think the slack I cut him in any way translates to you?" — [Charlton Heston (Spencer Trilby) from True Lies]
Film April 8th, 2008 (background) "Would you please tell me how I can see this as anything but a total disaster?" — [Charlton Heston (Spencer Trilby) from True Lies]
Film April 7th, 2008 "They've got to tell people. –Tell them what? –The ocean's dying… the plankton's dying… It is people. Soylent Green is made out of people." — [Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) & Brock Peters (Lt. Hatcher, Chief of Detectives) from Soylent Green]
Film April 7th, 2008 (background) "Get off my back!" — [Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) from Soylent Green]
Television April 6th, 2008 "I may not find your incessant talk fascinating, but at least I don't walk off." — [Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 6th, 2008 (background) "I do not need anyone else. I am self-sufficient." — [Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 5th, 2008 "What happened next, someone whip out the manual? –Yes. The manual did not help." — [Dirk Benedict (Starbuck) & Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 5th, 2008 (background) "I am disappointed." — [Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 4th, 2008 "There is no going back! Our enemy pushes us on and on and on, and until we're strong enough, or can find Earth and get help, we can never stop or turn away or look back!" — [Lorne Greene (Commander Adama) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 4th, 2008 (background) "Die human." — [Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 3rd, 2008 "He is a very good warrior." — [uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver)) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television April 3rd, 2008 (background) "Turn off and turn on." — [Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Film April 2nd, 2008 "My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinkie." — [Lou Hirsch (Baby Herman) from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]
Film April 2nd, 2008 (background) "You've been hanging around rabbits too long." — [Bob Hoskins (Eddie Valiant) from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]
Television April 1st, 2008 "You are my bitch, that's what. My own personal bitch." — [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Film April 1st, 2008 (background) "You got a bug up your ass about me?" — [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]

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