| 2007-04-30
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"(laughing) You have soft hands for a man, Don."
[Toby Huss (Artie)
from Adventures of Pete & Pete, The] |
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(background)
"Onward… my Vikings!"
[Toby Huss (Artie)
from Adventures of Pete & Pete, The] |
| 2007-04-27
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"The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me."
[William Petersen (Gil Grissom)
from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation] |
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(background)
"Hello, Sexy."
[Marg Helgenberger (Catherine Willows)
from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation] |
| 2007-04-26
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"It started as a scritch, then everyone got in a furpile and pretty soon we were all yiffing."
[Willie Garson (Bud Simmons)
from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation] |
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(background)
"Oh, who the hell knows what goes on in a furpile."
[Marg Helgenberger (Catherine Willows)
from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation] |
| 2007-04-25
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"I take it you two aren't sleeping together any more?"
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"Don't make me turn the hose on you two."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2007-04-24
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"Activating Emergency Escape Pod! It's super-neat and fun to fly."
[Thomas Lennon (Eddie the Computer)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (film version)] |
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(background)
"Humma Kavula!"
[Sam Rockwell (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (film version)] |
| 2007-04-23
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"What I really could go for right now: major distractions. Like tequila shots and a weekend with Brad Pitt… and Angelina."
[Kristanna Loken (Jane Vasco)
from Painkiller Jane] |
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(background)
"Being different might not be as rewarding as you think it is."
[Kristanna Loken (Jane Vasco)
from Painkiller Jane] |
| 2007-04-20
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"Agnes, the last desperate resort is strangers. We haven't come to that, yet."
[Joanne Woodward (Clara Varner)
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
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(background)
"Would you like a lift to town? –Never walk when I can ride."
[Lee Remick (Eula Varner) | Paul Newman (Ben Quick)
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
| 2007-04-19
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"You sure are cocky for a starving pilgrim."
[Will Geer (Bear Claw Chris Lapp)
from Jeremiah Johnson] |
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(background)
"How come you ain't been scalped?"
[Will Geer (Bear Claw Chris Lapp)
from Jeremiah Johnson] |
| 2007-04-18
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"What could I possibly say to you? I'm nothing but a machine."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"I am rapidly being surrounded."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2007-04-17
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"As I travel around this land of ours, one thought comes back to me again and again.These people are nuts!"
[Gilbert Gottfried (Art De Salvo)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Hold that thought, it's crapper time."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2007-04-16
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"I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence."
[Robin Williams (Lovelace)
from Happy Feet] |
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(background)
"Yes, I liked that one. I could really get jiggy with that."
[Magda Szubanski (Miss Viola)
from Happy Feet] |
| 2007-04-13
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In Memoriam, Roscoe Lee Browne
"Well, I have the inclination, the maturity, and the wherewithal… but unfortunately I don't have the time."
[Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
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"If you're lying, remember one thing. I could swallow each of you whole without choking. All I need do is butter your heads and pin your ears back."
[Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
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"This may seem a lonesome place to leave him, but he is not alone because many of his kind rest here with him. The prairie was like a mother to Mr. Andersen. He belonged to her. She cared for him while he lived and she is nursing him while he sleeps."
[Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
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(background)
"It smells of boy in here."
[Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
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"I like to travel with a man I'm used to. –You'll get used to me."
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen) | Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
| 2007-04-12
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"You know, when I was growing up I hated everything about the Faith: rules, rituals, endless discussions at the dinner table. I used to sneak into my mom's Prayer Room; you know, holiest of the holies. I would dance around naked with porn magazines just to defy the Gods, to tell them to frak off."
[Aaron Douglas (Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"Can I make a suggestion that you won't like? –Do you make any other kind?"
[Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace) | Jamie Bamber (Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2007-04-11
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"Why would you do that? –'Cause I'm a bitch. –You're not a bitch. –Oh, I'm a biatch, baby!"
[Sarah Paulson (Harriet Hayes) | Amanda Peet (Jordan McDeere)
from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip] |
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(background)
"This lacks the feel of professionalism!"
[Timothy Busfield (Cal Shanley)
from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip] |
| 2007-04-10
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(background)
"What the Hell was that?"
[Terrence Mann (Bob)
from Dresden Files, The] |
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"Hollow him out. Take everything."
[Jack Coleman (Noah Bennet)
from Heroes] |
| 2007-04-09
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"You don't lose control. –Thanks. –No. You gotta lose control, let your instincts take over. –I thought we were just sparring. –That's why you don't win."
[Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) | Jamie Bamber (Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"Everybody is stuck… with the things they're not proud of."
[Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2007-04-06
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"Get yourselves sorted out and shut up! No one talks anymore except me!"
[Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)
from Italian Job, The] |
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(background)
"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea."
[Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)
from Italian Job, The] |
| 2007-04-05
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"What are you doing? –Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you. –You don't have the cleavage for it. –But I have a much tighter ass."
[Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) | Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"Think every day should be Naked Thursday, or is that an oxymoron?"
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2007-04-04
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"Wow. You're even lamer than I remember. I mean, you give the term 'goody two-shoes' an entirely new meaning, Wheeler!"
[Sebastian Arcelus (Rex Raptor)
from Yűgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
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(background)
Save it for someone who cares! I know what I'm doing!"
[Sebastian Arcelus (Rex Raptor)
from Yűgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
| 2007-04-03
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"How much longer we gotta wait? We might be here forever. I'm sick of waiting for trains!"
[Terry Michos (Vermin)
from Warriors, The] |
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(background)
"You Warrirors are good… Real good."
[Edward Sewer (Gramercy Riff)
from Warriors, The] |
| 2007-04-02
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"Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct, my dear General… nothing sinister."
[Mads Mikkelsen (Le Chiffre)
from Casino Royale] |
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(background)
"The name's Bond… James Bond."
[Daniel Craig (James Bond)
from Casino Royale] |
