| 2006-04-28
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"So you're an assassin. –Da. –How's that work? –Eh, it's mostly freelance."
[Jordana Brewster (Lucy Diamond) | Jessica Cauffiel (Ninotchka Kaprova)
from D.E.B.S.] |
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(background)
SFX – the pouring of a beer
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
| 2006-04-27
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"D'oh, right! Heh heh heh heh. It's actually quite a funny story once you get past all the tragic elements and overriding sense of doom."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Karaoke: Japan's cruelest invention since hara-kiri."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2006-04-26
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"(Boswain's whistle) Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skulduggery ahead!"
[Burgess Meredith (The Penguin)
from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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(background)
"Status report: known super-criminals not currently in prison."
[William Dozier (Narrator)
from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
| 2006-04-25
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(background)
"Boris, you're a coward! –Yes, but I'm a militant coward."
[Diane Keaton (Sonja) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)
from Love And Death] |
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"From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine! –Yes, sir! How will I tell the difference?"
[Frank Adu (Drill Sergeant) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)
from Love And Death] |
| 2006-04-24
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(background)
"Flame on, kid."
[Michael Chiklis (The Thing / Ben Grimm)
from Fantastic Four] |
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"I need names… and shots. Bartender!"
[Chris Evans (Human Torch / Johnny Storm)
from Fantastic Four] |
| 2006-04-21
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"I was only trying to be helpful. Do women appreciate that? They bitch and get snotty."
[Vincent Schiavelli (Check-out Man)
from For Pete's Sake] |
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(background)
"You take the Froot Loops, you'll love 'em."
[Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins)
from For Pete's Sake] |
| 2006-04-20
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"Your computer is a liar! –That little remark goes right into your file card… which goes into our computer."
[Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins) | Anne Ramsey (Telephone Lady)
from For Pete's Sake] |
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(background)
"That computer is not god. It makes mistakes."
[Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins)
from For Pete's Sake] |
| 2006-04-19
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"The Daleks survive in me!"
[Nicholas Briggs (Dalek)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"The Daleks must survive!"
[Nicholas Briggs (Dalek)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-04-18
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"…Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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(background)
"You silly thang."
[Ella Joyce (The Nurse)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-04-17
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"We never use transfiguration as a punishment!"
[Maggie Smith (Minerva McGonagall)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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(background)
"Piss off."
[Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
| 2006-04-14
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"You're a right foul git, you know that?"
[Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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(background)
"I love magic."
[Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)
from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
| 2006-04-13
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(background)
"Boy, you can really smell the mold on the old money in here, can't you?"
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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"Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick."
[Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs)
from SpongeBob SquarePants] |
| 2006-04-12
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"What is this sad creature? Kneel before me or I shall crush you!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
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(background)
"Free toy inside! (cackle)"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
| 2006-04-11
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"What in the hell's 'diversity'? –(ahem) Well, I-I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, 'diversity' is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
[David Koechner (Champ Kind) | Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
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(background)
"Mmm. I just burned my tongue."
[Steve Carell (Brick Tamland)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
| 2006-04-10
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"Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase. I have no idea where he would've gotten ahold of German pornography."
[Fred Willard (Ed Harken)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
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(background)
"Hey! Leave the mothers out of this, all right?"
[Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
| 2006-04-07
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"It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!"
[Mink Stole (Marge the Neuter)
from A Dirty Shame] |
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(background)
"Let's go sexin'!"
[Johnny Knoxville (Ray Ray Perkins)
from A Dirty Shame] |
| 2006-04-06
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"All I know is when we win a game, it's a team win. When we lose a game, it's a team loss."
[Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker)
from Bad News Bears, The] |
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(background)
"Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? –There's energy in chocolate. I need energy."
[Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg)
from Bad News Bears, The] |
| 2006-04-05
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"It's just with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out. And then that only exacerbates things. –Wh-what you mean? –Well, you guys hardly get on, do you? –No, what does 'exacerbate' mean?"
[Kate Ashfield (Liz) | Simon Pegg (Shaun)
from Shaun Of The Dead] |
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(background)
"It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?"
[Penelope Wilton (Barbara)
from Shaun Of The Dead] |
| 2006-04-04
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"Well, it's the sex glands, or testes, that actually get these changes going. Here… maybe a diagram'll help."
[Joe Miksak (Coach Douglas)
from As Boys Grow...] |
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(background)
"So that afternoon in the locker room, I started answering some of the boys' questions."
[Joe Miksak (Coach Douglas)
from As Boys Grow...] |
| 2006-04-03
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"Katie Bryce is a pain-in-the-ass. If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kervorkian her with my bare hands."
[Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
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(background)
"I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number one: don't bother sucking up, I already hate you. That's not going to change."
[Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey)
from Grey's Anatomy] |
| 2006-04-01
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"Not the Mama!"
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
