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April 29 – "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" – [Michael Palin from Monty Python and The Holy Grail] |
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April 28 – "What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of coffee in the crotch?" – [Reducto (Stephen Colbert) from Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law] |
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April 27 – "…And you think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. Black Vulcan was Aquaman's idea. And I said, 'Well maybe we should just call you 'Whitefish.'" – [Black Vulcan (Phil LaMarr) from Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law] |
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April 26 – "Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain?!" – [Ren Höek (John Kricfalusi) from The Ren & Stimpy Show] |
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April 25 – "Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three-years-old! Do you know what that is in human years?" – [Ren Höek (John Kricfalusi) from The Ren & Stimpy Show] |
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April 22 – "Aft laser turrets report an attacking Battlestar." – [a Cylon Warrior from Battlestar Galactica (TOS)] |
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April 21 – "Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried." – [Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club] |
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April 20 – "My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised." – [Paul Gleason from The Breakfast Club] |
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April 19 – "Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend this country. Hail the victorious dead. –Hail!" – [Bernard Hill from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King] |
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April 18 – "Saruman, your staff is broken." – [Ian McKellen from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King] |
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April 15 – "Everybody at school thinks I'm a freaking idiot 'cause of you!" – [Jon Heder from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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April 14 – "Tell me something, would you? Are you fellas really with the Internal Revenue Service?" – [Charlton Heston from The Omega Man] |
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April 13 – "Life has a melody, Gaius. A rhythm of notes that become your existance once played in harmony with God's plan. It's time to do your part and realize your destiny. –Which is what, exactly? –You are the Guardian and Protector of the New Generation of God's Children. The first member of our family will be with us soon, Gaius. It's time to make your choice. –But I don't understand what you're talking about. Really, I don't understand. –Come. See the face of the shape of things to come." – [Tricia Helfer and James Callis from Battlestar Galactica (new series)] |
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April 12 – "Why did mommy do that? I'm a neuroscientist. I'm kosher. I don't sleep with strange men. I'm Blossom!" – [Mayim Bialik from Fat Actress] |
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April 11 – "But, Pop! –What, are you on the rag? –(sigh) It's impossible for me to be on the rag. I'm--I can't believe I'm even arguing about this with you! What Men's Room did you pick up that kind of trash talk in?" – [Dean, Hank, and Dr. Rusty Venture (Michael Sinterniklaas, Christopher McCulloch, and James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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April 8 – "That was amazing! Did you have to swear a circus oath to never reveal the source of your clown powers? –Don't make fun of me." – [Sheen Estevez and Giggles the Clown (Jeffrey Garcia and Ben Stein) from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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April 7 – "Please, do not destroy my mood. Tonight I even like you. –Oh, perfect. I'll save the next dance for you. –I lead." – [Harvey Lembeck and Paul Lynde from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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April 6 – "Vulgarity is not a sin against God, but against Polite Society. And between you and me, I don't give a shit about Polite Society." – [Clancy Brown from Carnivàle] |
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April 5 – "My old man, he was a beauty, my old man. He was a workaholic. Yeah, you mention work, he got drunk." – [Rodney Dangerfield from Rappin' Rodney] |
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April 4 – "Could you use more mundane terms, something I could, maybe, pull out of a line-up? Sorry, but my Third Eye is a little rusty." – [John Kapelos from Forever Knight] |
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April 1 – "I'm going to think of an April Fool's Day joke if it takes me all week!" – [Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo] |
