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April 2004 Archive

film icon April 30 – "I want to get online. I need a computer!" – [Keanu Reeves from Johnny Mnemonic]
film icon April 29 – "Really, Dr. McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions. They will be your undoing." – [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan]
film icon April 28 – "You're just a mass of prejudices, aren't you? You're so much thought and so little feeling, professor." – [Katharine Hepburn from The Philadelphia Story]
film icon April 27 – "You're nothing but a rotten, crooked lawyer supplying the grease that makes this shitty movie business work." – [Faye Dunaway from Mommie Dearest]
tv icon April 26 – "Yeah, I tried pushing it in and shoving it in. It just won't go in my mousehole." – [Tutter (Peter Linz) from Bear In The Big Blue House]
film icon April 23~25 – "This is either madness or brilliant. –It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." – [Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
tv icon April 22 – "Oh, god, here we go again. Dork alert!" – [Eric Cartman (Trey Parker) from South Park]
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April 21– "You know the President felt we couldn't afford the money for a Health and Education program, so he vetoed the bill… as simple as A-B-M." – [Lily Tomlin from Laugh-In]

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April 20 – "There are two kinds of metal in this yard: scrap and art. If you've gotta eat one of them, eat the scrap. What you currently have in your mouth is art!" – [Dean McCoppin (Harry Connick, Jr.) from The Iron Giant]

  April 19 – It was just one of those nights... which I'm glad is over.
film icon April 16~18 – "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. –Gol-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore." – [Harvey Korman and Slim Pickens from Blazing Saddles]
tv icon April 15 – "Stay here, Blip, I'm going down!" – [Space Ghost (Gary Owens) from Space Ghost]
tv icon April 14 – "You got a letter from the IRS. –I'm outta here! Forward my magazines to that PO Box in Rio. –Duckman, you can't hide from the IRS. They're everywhere." – [Cornfed Pig and Duckman (Gregg Berger and Jason Alexander) from Duckman]
For those interested, my computer issues seem to have been a bad RAM chip.
  April 12-13 – Having some weird computer issues at home and am unable to get files prepared for sounds today :( This may be an issue for the entire week, but I sure as hell hope not!
film icon April 9~11 – "I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want." – [Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science]
film icon April 8 – "I'm your court-appointed theatrical agent." – [Ken Lerner from The Running Man]
tv icon April 7 – "What are credit cards for, if not downloading fake pictures of Jennifer Love-Hewitt?" – [Nitz (Pete Williams) from Undergrads]
film icon April 6 – "I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates." – [Orlando Bloom from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
tv icon April 5 – "Now I will make you bark like the dog you are!" – [Muy Caliente (Corey Burton) from Johnny Bravo]
tv icon April 2~4 – "Trucker shorthand brutalizes my vocabulary banks." – [KITT (William Daniels) from Knight Rider]
film icon April 1 "Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?! Why can't you treat me the way I would be treated by any stranger on the street?! –Because I am not one of your fans!" – [Faye Dunaway and Diana Scarwid from Mommie Dearest]

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