| 2010-03-31
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"Also, I think we're ready to order. She will have the small Caesar salad, because I don't want her to get fat, and I will have the filet, rare, because it's expensive, it tastes good, and I'm important."
[Rob Lowe (Brad Kessler)
from Invention Of Lying, The] |
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(background)
"Wow! I just had one of the biggest poops of my whole life. What are you ordering?"
[Alison Quinn (Talking Head Woman)
from Invention Of Lying, The] |
| 2010-03-30
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"Operation Tourist Trap is a go."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
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(background)
"You guys are a bunch of suck-ups. –That, too, sir. –Absolutely."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper) | Chris Miller (Kowalski) | Christopher Knights (Private)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
| 2010-03-29
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"You're going out there a silly, hysterical, screaming queen... but you're coming back a great, big, passing-for-straight, Broadway star!"
[Roger Bart (Carmen Ghia)
from The Producers (2005)] |
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(background)
"Oh Lord, dear Lord... I want that money!"
[Nathan Lane (Max Bialystock)
from The Producers (2005)] |
| 2010-03-28
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"Emotions run deep within our race. In many ways more deeply than in humans. Logic offers us serenity humans seldom experience; the control of feelings so that they do not control you."
[Ben Cross (Sarek)
from Star Trek (2009)] |
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(background)
"Why are you talking to me, man?"
[Chris Pine (James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek (2009)] |
| 2010-03-27
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"He is the key. The key to the future, to the past. Without him we lose everything."
[Christian Bale (John Connor)
from Terminator Salvation] |
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(background)
"Skynet's a machine. And like all machines, it has an off switch."
[Michael Ironside (General Ashdown)
from Terminator Salvation] |
| 2010-03-26
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In Memoriam, Robert Culp
"They want to get me a CD. I'll die before I have a CD player. Recordings have never been the same since the demise of vinyl."
[Robert Culp (Jeffrey Grissom)
from Dead Zone, The] |
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"I was afraid you might be the mailman. –The mailman? –I don't like the mailman. When everybody you've ever known is dead, all you get is junk mail. It's adding insult to injury."
[Robert Culp (Jeffrey Grissom) | Anthony Michael Hall (Johnny Smith)
from Dead Zone, The] |
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(background)
"I disappeared a long time ago."
[Robert Culp (Jeffrey Grissom)
from Dead Zone, The] |
| 2010-03-25
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"To Infinity and Beyond!"
[Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear)
from Toy Story] |
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(background)
"Oh, I'm going for 'fearsome' here, but I just don't feel it! I think I'm just coming off as annoying."
[Wallace Shawn (Rex)
from Toy Story] |
| 2010-03-24
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"But you know, the Best Little Chapel. Do you know where that is? –I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, OK? You're big boys."
[Bradley Cooper (Phil Wenneck) | Matt Walsh (Dr. Valsh)
from The Hangover] |
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(background)
"Oh, what, are you a cop now? Come on, you know I drive great when I'm drunk. –That's true. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver."
[Bradley Cooper (Phil Wenneck) | Ed Helms (Stu Price)
from The Hangover] |
| 2010-03-23
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"I had a better time than I thought I'd have. But I won't really know how I feel about you till I'm a little less drunk. –Sure. –Yeah. –Well..."
[Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles) | Ricky Gervais (Mark Bellison)
from Invention Of Lying, The] |
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(background)
"(door opens) Hi. You're early. I was just masturbating."
[Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles)
from Invention Of Lying, The] |
| 2010-03-22
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"You give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans. –It was just an experiment."
[Justin Long (Lem) | Seann William Scott (Skiff)
from Planet 51] |
|
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(background)
"If-if you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met."
[Justin Long (Lem)
from Planet 51] |
| 2010-03-21
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"It's been two months since Patient Zero took a bite of a contaminated burger at a Gas 'N Gulp. Just two months and I might be the last non-canibal freak in the country. I may seem like an unlikely survivor with all my phobias and irritable bowel syndrome, but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family."
[Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus)
from Zombieland] |
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(background)
"Fuck this clown."
[Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus)
from Zombieland] |
| 2010-03-20
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"God giveth and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mr. Anderson. We can make your life a living hell."
[Helen Hanft (Miss Hellberg)
from License To Drive] |
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(background)
"This is the most oppresive environment a child could be raised in."
[Nina Siemaszko (Natalie Anderson)
from License To Drive] |
| 2010-03-19
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"You're looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! High four! Woo-hoo!"
[Justin Long (Lem)
from Planet 51] |
|
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(background)
"I love Fake Alien Poop day."
[Seann William Scott (Skiff)
from Planet 51] |
| 2010-03-18
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"When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run!"
[John Cusack (Jackson Curtis)
from 2012] |
|
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(background)
"I thought we'd have more time."
[Chiwetel Ejiofor (Adrian Helmsley)
from 2012] |
| 2010-03-17
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"All right, take it easy. I know stress is the number-one cause of herpes. Headaches!"
[Larry Miller (Underchief)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
|
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(background)
"(sniff sniff) That smells like my uncle's leather pants."
[uncredited
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| 2010-03-16
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"'...Not only did I grope him, I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It's my 50th birthday.' –Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, poor guy's jumping on you-- that sounds like a--a hell of a--a shindig there… I just--very quickly-- (talking into phone) Cancel my 50th birthday."
[Eric Massa (Himself) | Jon Stewart (Himself)
from Daily Show, The] |
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(background)
"Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever."
[Jon Stewart (Himself)
from Daily Show, The] |
| 2010-03-15
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In Memoriam, Peter Graves
"I don't like parties, and I don't like presents, and most of all I don't like being reminded of how old I am."
[Peter Graves (Major Noah Cooper)
from Buck Rogers In The 25th Century] |
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(background)
"I was one lucky woman." (from Geico)
[Peter Graves (Himself)
from Commercials] |
| 2010-03-14
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"Those are some long legs. –I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up."
[Charlie Sheen (Lt. Topper Harley) | Valeria Golino (Ramada Thompson)
from Hot Shots!] |
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(background)
"Nurse, check his penis. Is it longer than mine?"
[Don Lake (Doctor)
from Hot Shots!] |
| 2010-03-13
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"He's probably on a Heater. And you never walk away from the table when you're on a Heater."
[Jeffrey Tambor (Sid Garner)
from The Hangover] |
|
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(background)
"Yeah… that's not gonna happen."
[Bradley Cooper (Phil Wenneck)
from The Hangover] |
| 2010-03-12
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"What are you doing in here? –Checking my electronic mailbox. I'd do it on my computer, but the Commodore 64 gets kind of buggy with the cradle-modem that, uh, yo-you-- well, it's all very technical."
[Christopher McCulloch (Sgt. Hatred) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Can I press your button? –No, you've been slaving over hot psychotics all day."
[Valeria Golino (Ramada Thompson) | Charlie Sheen (Lt. Topper Harley)
from Hot Shots!] |
| 2010-03-11
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In Memoriam, Corey Haim
"Oh, I'm dead. I'm so dead they're going to have to bury me twice."
[Corey Haim (Les Anderson)
from License To Drive] |
|
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"An innocent girl. A harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?"
[Corey Haim (Les Anderson)
from License To Drive] |
|
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(background)
"Incorrect. Warning. One more 'wrong' and you fail."
[uncredited (computer)
from License To Drive] |
| 2010-03-10
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"Jesus! What'd you think, we're all just gonna get onboard, hold hands, and sing Kumbaya? Sit down and buckle up!"
[Oliver Platt (Carl Anheuser)
from 2012] |
|
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(background)
"What the hell was that?"
[Blu Mankuma (Harry Helmsley)
from 2012] |
| 2010-03-09
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"Manifest Destiny was a slogan popular in the 1840s. It was used by people who claimed it was God's Will for the U.S. to expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean. These people did not include many Mexicans."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"The choice of words was deliberate, to contrast with the beauty of the image and shock the viewer into paying attention."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2010-03-08
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"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're Good or Bad. And these children are Bad."
[Michael Gwynn (Alan Bernard)
from Village Of The Damned] |
|
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(background)
"I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland.
[Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus)
from Zombieland] |
| 2010-03-07
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"I look out there at all of you wonderful guys and I say to myself 'What I wouldn't give... to be 20 years younger... and a woman."
[Lloyd Bridges (Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson)
from Hot Shots!] |
|
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(background)
"Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash!"
[Bruce A. Young ('Red' Herring)
from Hot Shots!] |
| 2010-03-06
|
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"Yah-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-kahh! Silence. Your voice is grating on my ear nubs."
[Rainn Wilson (Gallaxhar)
from Monsters vs Aliens] |
|
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(background)
"It's a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? That'd be great to know that. That'd be a very convenient truth."
[Will Arnett (The Missing Link)
from Monsters vs Aliens] |
| 2010-03-05
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"Dave, it's good for us to experience new things. We have to reach out together, be more open to things. –Oh, god, you've been reading Cosmopolitan again."
[Andrea Howard (Sue) | Mark Lonow (Dave)
from Thank God It's Friday] |
|
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(background)
"It's all right. We're married. –heh heh heh."
[Myrna Loy (Nora Charles) | William Powell (Nick Charles)
from After The Thin Man] |
| 2010-03-04
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"I've always been kind of a loner. I avoided other people like they were zombies even before they were zombies. Now that they are all zombies... I kind of miss people."
[Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus)
from Zombieland] |
|
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(background)
"This is now the United States of Zombieland."
[Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus)
from Zombieland] |
| 2010-03-03
|
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"You have to be taught to leave us alone. Leave. Us. Alone."
[Martin Stephens (David Zellaby)
from Village Of The Damned] |
|
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(background)
"I gotta go. There's a car stolen every 15 minutes. And the guy who's doing it has to be stopped."
[Wayne Knight (Officer Don Orville)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 2010-03-02
|
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!"
[Simon Pegg (Buck)
from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs] |
|
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(background)
"Welcome to my world. Now, uh, go home."
[Simon Pegg (Buck)
from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs] |
| 2010-03-01
|
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"There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."
[Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee)
from Zombieland] |
|
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(background)
"Time to nut up or shut up." (version 2)
[Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee)
from Zombieland] |
