March 2009 Archives

2009-03-31 Movie "Well, well, well... Look what the cat dragged in." [Charles Gray (Ernst Stavro Blofeld) from Diamonds Are Forever]
Movie (background) "Good evening, Mr. Bond." [Charles Gray (Ernst Stavro Blofeld) from Diamonds Are Forever]
2009-03-30 Movie "I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!" [Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) from AbsentMinded Professor, The]
Movie (background) "Well, it's been thrilling. Now if you'll excuse me." [Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle) from AbsentMinded Professor, The]
2009-03-29 Television "Look, no offense, but I'm in no mood to play babysitter to the Ritalin Twins tonight, OK? My life sucks quite enough already, thank you. I'm having big boy problems. –Girls? –I wish! –Hemorrhoids?" [Doc Hammer (Henchman 21) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Yeah, I'll be sure to put that on my 'To Don't' list." [Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) from Venture Bros., The]
2009-03-28 Television "You've gone soft on me Henry Allen So-Called-Venture! You used to be all 'Go Team Venture!', but now? Now you're all 'Go... Team... B-Boobies!' Gosh!" [Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "This isn't how it looks! –Yeah, it is." [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
2009-03-27 Movie "Your tax bill for the first three Quarters of the current year. The figure includes delinquent penalties of $12,895 at 5% for the first two Quarters. All based on an estimate of projected earnings, of course." [Bob Sweeney (Mr. Harker) from Son Of Flubber]
Television (background) "I believe the appropriate metaphor here involved a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion." [Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2009-03-26 Television "Really? You think? Please continue stating the perfectly obvious. It fills me with confidence." [Dean Stockwell (Brother John Cavil) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "Hey, I don't mean to rush you, but you are keeping two civilizations waiting!" [Dean Stockwell (Brother John Cavil) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2009-03-25 Movie "Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point." [James Hong (Wong) from Balls Of Fury]
Movie (background) "Your balls have been tempered in the fury of Hell's Dragon." [Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (Mysterious Asian Man) from Balls Of Fury]
2009-03-24 Television "Besides, this is a woman's scarf. –It is not! It's unisex. –Sweetie... that's what gay men always say when they want to wear women's clothing." [Debra Messing (Grace Adler) | Eric McCormack (Will Truman) from Will & Grace]
Television (background) "Are you having your stroke in installments?" [Eric McCormack (Will Truman) from Will & Grace]
2009-03-23 Movie "Working? Hmm, working. Working is a big word. I'm a consultant. It's a fancy title for a part-time job." [Howard Morris (Professor Lilloman) from High Anxiety]
Movie (background) "Dinner is served promptly at 8:00 in the private dining room. Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup." [Cloris Leachman (Nurse Diesel) from High Anxiety]
2009-03-22 Television "This is the Admiral. Just so there'll be no misunderstandings later... Galactica's seen a lot of history, gone through a lot of battles... this will be her last. She will not fail us if we do not fail her. If we succeed in our mission, Galactica will bring us home. If we don't... it doesn't matter anyway." [Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "It's still not too late to flush them all out the airlock. –Take too much time. –Ehh." [Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh) | Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2009-03-21 Movie "Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most-powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck." [Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox) from Dark Knight, The]
Movie (background) "Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of? –Oh, you have no idea." [Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent / Two-Face) | Michael Caine (Alfred Pennyworth) from Dark Knight, The]
2009-03-20 Movie "What's your sign? –I'm sorry... it's unlisted." [Mel Brooks (Richard H. Thorndyke) | Madeline Kahn (Victoria Brisbane) from High Anxiety]
Movie (background) "I'm sorry, please forgive me. I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream." [Madeline Kahn (Victoria Brisbane) from High Anxiety]
2009-03-19 Television "You don't like me, you don't respect me, and you think I'm bad at my job. But please don't let that get in the way of doing the right thing. That man in there may likely die if we don't keep him safe. I'm not asking you to like me. I'm asking you to do the right thing." [Anna Torv (Agent Olivia Dunham) from Fringe]
Television (background) "You're sure? –My boy I'm not even sure that we all exist on the same plane of consciousness, but yes, I believe so." [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) | John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
2009-03-18 Movie "What's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports? –Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?" [David Herman (Michael Bolton) | Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar) from Office Space]
Movie (background) "You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit?" [Richard Riehle (Tom Smykowski) from Office Space]
2009-03-17 Movie "Never hug a man with a million bucks worth of hardware up his crack. Whew." [Dan Fogler (Randy Daytona) from Balls Of Fury]
Movie (background) "May I interest you in an Altoid or some Axe Body Spray?" [Masi Oka (Jeff – Bathroom Attendant) from Balls Of Fury]
2009-03-16 Television "I gotta tell you, man, your trip sounds like a real snore-fest. Did you at least get a hooker in Reno? –No. –Well, I guess we all make mistakes." [Ray Wise (The Devil) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Aw, you look like a Fairy Princess." [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
2009-03-15 Television "Ohh... oh, no. Draal give Zathras list of things not to say; this was one. No. Hmm, not good. Not supposed to mention 'one,' or 'The One.' Oh. Uh, you never heard that." [Tim Choate (Zathras) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "It's almost 2 A.M. You're exhausted. My grandfather had a saying: Good news can wait, bad news will refuse to leave." [Claudia Christian (Susan Ivanova) from Babylon 5]
2009-03-14 Movie "It is better to die like a tiger… than to live like a pussy." [James Hong (Wong) from Balls Of Fury]
Movie (background) "Gentlemen... Athletes... I bid you toodles." [Christopher Walken (Feng) from Balls Of Fury]
2009-03-13 Movie "There's lots of good actors in this town with insomnia and nothing better to do than stupid things like that." [Danny De La Paz (Transvestite) from Miracle Mile]
Movie (background) "Harry, I'm very confused about what's going on here." [Mare Winningham (Julie Peters) from Miracle Mile]
2009-03-12 Movie "All units, all units, situation 13-10, situation 13-10. This is not a test. Condition Yellow, air raid, air raid. Extreme emergency. All officers take charge, Operation Eager. 13-10, yellow alert. This is not a test." [uncredited (Police Dispatcher) from This Is Not A Test]
Movie (background) "Ohhh shit." [Burt Reynolds (Bandit' / Bo Darville) | Jerry Reed (Cledus Snow / 'Snowman') | Sally Field (Carrie / 'Frog') from Smokey and the Bandit II]
2009-03-11 Movie "Attention. By order of the President of the United States of America, and the chairman of the USSR, communications will not be restored at this time. End of message." [Eric Braeden (Dr. Charles Forbin) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
Movie (background) "End of message." [Paul Frees (Colossus) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
2009-03-10 Movie "Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you!" [John Wayne (George Washington McLintock) from McLintock!]
Movie (background) "Remember, I'm a bad loser." [John Wayne (George Washington McLintock) from McLintock!]
2009-03-09 Television "All I'm saying is... you're not as special as you think you are, buddy. Don't you forget that." [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Well, would you look at that? The Prodigal Son has returned." [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
2009-03-08 Movie "Wait a minute! You just tell me what the hell's going on. –Mrs. Peters, in a half-an-hour there's going to be a full-on nuclear attack. The missiles are on their way now. L.A.'s going to be a desert again very soon." [Lou Hancock (Lucy Peters) | Anthony Edwards (Harry Washello) from Miracle Mile]
Movie (background) "Forget everything you just heard and go back to sleep." [uncredited from Miracle Mile]
2009-03-07 Movie "Now the two key words for tonight are 'caution' and 'flammable.' –And also 'watch your ass.'" [Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) from Bubba Ho-tep]
Movie (background) "Hey, man, you're on the floor. –No shit." [Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) from Bubba Ho-tep]
2009-03-06 Television "If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes." [William Shatner (James T. Kirk) from Star Trek: The Original Series]
Television (background) "So much for my theory. I'm still waiting to hear yours." [William Shatner (James T. Kirk) from Star Trek: The Original Series]
2009-03-05 Television "Yes. I was going to stalk you at home, but it was a busy week and your office is closer." [Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) from House M.D.]
Television (background) "Somehow I don't think that was really about me." [Peter Jacobson (Dr. Chris Taub) from House M.D.]
2009-03-04 Movie "This is the Los Angeles Police Department Special Weapons Tactical Unit. We have the building surrounded. Throw down your weapons and give yourselves up!" [uncredited from Miracle Mile]
Movie (background) "Oh, can I buy you kids a tube steak?" [John Agar (Ivan Peters) from Miracle Mile]
2009-03-03 Movie (background) "Sir, science is full of coincidences." [Eric Braeden (Dr. Charles Forbin) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
Movie "I think your mother was right. I think Frankenstein ought to be required-reading for all scientists." [Eric Braeden (Dr. Charles Forbin) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
2009-03-02 Movie "If I was making a list of the Great Assholes of the Twentieth Century, you'd be in the Top 5." [Hal Carter (Gas Station Attendant) from Smokey and the Bandit II]
Movie (background) "You barrell of monkey nuts." [Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) from Smokey and the Bandit II]
2009-03-01 Movie "Do you realize the radius, the area of destruction, from the explosion of one hydrogen bomb? It's too late to run! –People survived Hiroshima. We can survive this. We can't do it with you yelling your head off." [Norman Winston (Sam Barnes) | Seamon Glass (Deputy Sheriff Dan Colter) from This Is Not A Test]
Movie (background) "You can never tell what you're gonna run into at 4 o'clock in the morning." [Alan Austin (Al Weston) from This Is Not A Test]