March 2008 Archives

2008-03-31 Television "I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus." [Jack Nance (Pete Martell) from Twin Peaks]
Television (background) "Well, this would seem to me a good time for a break." [Edward Asner (Wilson White) from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip]
2008-03-30 Movie "Now, the only reasonable question to ask after that is, uh… What the fuck is going on? [Tate Donovan (Russ Turner) from Shooter]
Movie (background) "Hey, chico, I was just going to talk to joo." [Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez) from The Ritz]
2008-03-29 Movie "If you just learned a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. –What, sir? –'Til you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it." [Gregory Peck (Atticus Finch) | Mary Badham (Scout) from To Kill a Mockingbird]
Movie (background) "You're not still frightened of the servants, are you?" [Miranda Richardson (Vanessa Bell) from The Hours]
2008-03-28 Movie "Well, what do you expect? All we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, Spics, Niggers, Pansies… and a booger-eating Moron!" [Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle) from Bad News Bears, The]
Movie (background) "How's your chest feel, hon? –I know I don't have too much up there, but what I got sure don't feel too good right now." [Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Tatum O'Neal (Amanda Whurlitzer) from Bad News Bears, The]
2008-03-27 Television "Kids, if I may… You should always respect a parent over a close and seemingly more courageous friend of the family, no matter how moronic, obnoxious, craven, and cowardly the parent seems to be." [Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "OK, girls, take a breather. Oil up, and I'll be back for our 2-o'clock body sandwich." [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2008-03-26 Television "Breadmaster! Your culinary crime wave has crashed against the shores of Justice!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Television (background) "Chef of Chicanery, your buns are mine!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
2008-03-25 Movie "Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it here, welcome to the club." [Robin Williams (Fender) from Robots]
Movie (background) "Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me." [Drew Carey (Crank) from Robots]
2008-03-24 Movie "This message will self-destruct in one second. –Wait. What? (explosion)" [uncredited (Man on Tape) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) from Epic Movie]
Movie (background) "Let the training montage begin! Cue inspirational music…" [Kevin McDonald (Harry Potter) from Epic Movie]
2008-03-23 Television "We need to have an intervention. –Booze? –Crystal? –Whipping the willy. –Schmuck. Couldn't even get a decent addiction." [Peter Paige (Emmett Honeycutt) | Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny) | Gale Harold (Brian Kinney) from Queer As Folk (USA)]
Television (background) "It's not my fault. I told you about those two psychopaths down the street. –What, a couple of 12-year-olds? –They start early these days!" [Hal Sparks (Michael Novotny) | Gale Harold (Brian Kinney) from Queer As Folk (USA)]
2008-03-22 Movie (background) "Now, when I say 'Who's the Master,' you say, 'Sho'nuff.'" [Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem) from Last Dragon, The]
Movie "Am I the meanest? –Sho'nuff! –Am I the prettiest? –Sho'nuff! –Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town? –Sho'nuff! –Well, who am I? –Sho'nuff!! –Who am I? –Sho'nuff! –I can't hear you. –Sho'nuff! –The Shogun of Harlem." [Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem) | group speaking from Last Dragon, The]
2008-03-21 Television "Either stop pointing guns at people or get a bigger gun." [Ben Browder (John Crichton) from Farscape]
Television (background) "I vowed I would never be taken prisoner again." [Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo) from Farscape]
2008-03-20 Television "And at least one thing is certain… we know the Furries will like it." [Morgan Webb (Herself) from X-Play]
Television (background) "Why does everything we love have to change?" [Morgan Webb (Herself) from X-Play]
2008-03-19 Television "Gabrielle, if I only had 30 seconds to live, this is how I'd want to live them… looking into your eyes." [Lucy Lawless (Xena) from Xena: Warrior Princess]
Television (background) "Lesson one: trust no one." [Lucy Lawless (Xena) from Xena: Warrior Princess]
2008-03-18 Television "Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womprats in my T-16. –My god, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak! –There's two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do?!" [Seth Green (Luke Skywalker) | Seth MacFarlane (C-3PO) from Family Guy]
Movie (background) "R2-D2, where are you?" [Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
2008-03-17 Television "You have broken the most cardinal rule here at The Bench… A bloodied customer is not a happy customer." [Donavon Stinson (Ted) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Sam, I'm in love with this box." [Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) from Reaper]
2008-03-16 Movie "It's not getting to the Land of the Dead that's the problem. It's getting back." [Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa) from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]
Movie (background) "Take what you can! –Give nothing back!" [Kevin McNally (Joshamee Gibbs) | Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]
2008-03-15 Television "Ah, well, life's an ever-unfolding blah, blah, blah. The point is I've had an epiphany! –You mean a sudden revelation about the essence of existence? –Oh. Eh, no. What's the word? Colonic!" [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Elizabeth (Mambo Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
Television (background) "I'm a detective! I got better things to do than try to solve wild-goose-chase, impossible-to-figure-out mysteries." [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2008-03-14 Movie (background) Your powers are weak, old man." [James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Movie "I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the waa-saa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! Nigger, please!" [Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem) from Last Dragon, The]
2008-03-13 Television "The Death Star is getting closer. –And Leia's getting larger!" [Seth MacFarlane (announcer) | Seth MacFarlane (C-3PO) from Family Guy]
Movie (background) "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" [Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
2008-03-12 Television "There's Evil on the rise. Yeast Devil, back to the oven that baked you!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Television (background) "Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift?" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
2008-03-11 Television "Hey, boss, whatcha working on? –It's my newest development! A real dilly. The electric pickle! –You know… I'm starting to think maybe you got a little too much free time." [Mark Ritts (Lester) | Paul Zaloom (Beakman) from Beakman's World]
Television (background) "I'm not finished. –You're on TV with a guy in a rat suit. I'd say he's finished!" [Paul Zaloom (Beakman) | Mark Ritts (Lester) from Beakman's World]
2008-03-10 Movie "We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful. –Perky breasts?" [Adam Campbell (Peter) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) from Epic Movie]
Movie (background) "I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you." [Katt Williams (Harry Beaver) from Epic Movie]
2008-03-09 Movie "There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly minutes! Orgy in 340! Four minutes!" [F. Murray Abraham (Chris) from The Ritz]
Movie (background) "Boy, you could catch athlete's foot in a place like this. –You're lucky if that's all you catch." [Jack Weston (Gaetano Proclo) | John Everson (Tiger) from The Ritz]
2008-03-08 Movie "Spartans! What is your profession? –Haooh! Haooh! Haooh! [Gerard Butler (King Leonidas) from 300]
Movie (background) "You will pay for your barbarism!" [Tyrone Benskin (Persian Emissary) from 300]
2008-03-07 Television "I'm hungry! Feed my mouth! Fill my belly!" [Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair) from Dinosaurs]
Television (background) "Who's the mama? Where's the mama?" [Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair) from Dinosaurs]
2008-03-06 Television "Hi, I'm the baby. Brand new, just out, gotta love me! Come on! Gotta love me!" [Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair) from Dinosaurs]
Television (background) "Whoa. I'm naked." [Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair) from Dinosaurs]
2008-03-05 Television "I, myself, am happy in both male and female clothing as I was born without genitals." [Tom Baker (Narrator) from Little Britain]
Television (background) "This program deals with things of an adult nature and is intended for a mature audience." (from a BBCAmerica disclaimer) [uncredited (announcer) from Miscellaneous]
2008-03-04 Movie "Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I've deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life." [Ricardo Montalban (Khan Noonian Singh) from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan]
Movie (background) "But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you." [Ricardo Montalban (Khan Noonian Singh) from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan]
2008-03-03 Television "Have a little faith. With a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail? –He is dashing. You have to give him that." [John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) | Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "You live in a sculpture. Could you be any more pretentious?" [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) from Torchwood]
2008-03-02 Movie "For what we want most, there is a cost must be paid in the end." [Naomie Harris (Tia Dalma) from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]
Movie (background) "Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities." [Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]
2008-03-01 Movie "Does the expression 'No man is an island' ring any bells? –Does the expression 'Shut your ass up!' ring any bells?" [Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) | Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Movie (background) "OK, that's it. I am writing a letter." [Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) from The Man]