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March 30 – "Why is it people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?" – [Daniel Craig from Casino Royale (2006)] |
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March 29 – "Vodka martini. –Shaken or stirred? –Do I look like I give a damn?" – [Daniel Craig and Dusan Pelech from Casino Royale (2006)] |
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March 28 – "You made Dr. Tran the legend he is today by mindlessly attending over 30,000 of his hit films: Operation: Dr. Tran! 3-2-1 Dr. Tran! Oh Shit, It's Dr. Tran!" – [Narrator (Breehn Burns) from Here Comes Dr. Tran] |

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March 21~27 – "What have you done? Nothing! Nothing except read comic books! You also lose our jobs on account of comic books! You keep me awake every night with your bad dreams on account of comic books!" – [Dean Martin from Artists And Models]
"You'll all be relieved to know I've found the thief. It's this guy. I would consider him dangerous… he's too hairy not to be!" – [Phil Ken Sebben (Stephen Colbert) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
"Damnit, man, is there anything you don't know? –A great many things, sir." – [Lee J. Cobb and James Coburn from Our Man Flint]
I'm taking some time off for a vacation - I'll be back on the 28th. |
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March 20 – "I'll be here after the meeting to hand out the information packets and take your checks. Just make 'em out to 'Cash'; that's my maiden name." – [Art DeSalvo (Gilbert Gottfried) from Duckman] |
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March 19 – "I know you don't mean any harm. You're just… You're just different. –Thank you. I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try to be the same. –Same as what? –Same as people who aren't different." – [Ryan O'Neal and Barbra Streisand from What's Up, Doc?] |
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March 16 – "'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.' Message, Spock? –None that I'm conscious of. Except, of course, Happy Birthday… surely the best of times." – [William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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March 15 – "You will take me to a man of surgery to remove the metal pellets from my flesh!" – [Bryan Grant from Teenagers From Outer Space] |
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March 14 – "I'm not going to keep a job where this sort of thing goes on!" – [Ursula Hansen from Teenagers From Outer Space] |
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March 13 – "You can't compete with me! I always win." – [James Callis from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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March 12 – "All right, now you listen to me, boy. You can take this as a warning or a piece of advice - any way you want it. You and your friends keep on playing punk gangsters and we're going to land on you hard. You understand?" – [Jack Webb from Dragnet] |
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March 9 – "I can understand how you guys feel. I haven't been much of a manager or… much of anything else for that matter. And I'm sorry. But this quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. You're a damn good bunch of boys, probably deserved a lot better than me... but it looks like we're stuck with each other." – [Walter Matthau from The Bad News Bears (1976)] |
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March 8 – "You know, I'd expect this sort of public display from Yogi, but I'm surprised at you, Boo Boo." – [Ranger Smith (Corey Burton) from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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March 7 – "I've given this country what it has long needed… a good 10-cent drunk." – [Jack Kruschen from Lover Come Back] |
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March 6 – "You see how predictable, this childish masculine loyalty." – [Anna Lee from In Like Flint] |
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March 5 – "This is the worst I've ever been treated. –Wait till you get married. –Thank you." – [Joanna "JoJo" Levesque, Cheryl Hines, and Robin Williams from RV] |
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March 2 – "(cough cough) You know smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second-hand smoke kills. –I'm counting on it." – [Mandy Moore and Eva Amurri from Saved!] |
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March 1 – "We're all being lobotomized by this country's most-influential industry. It's just thrown in the towel on any endeavor to do anything that doesn't include the courting of 12-year-old boys. And not even the smart 12-year-olds, the stupid ones, the idiots -- which there are plenty, thanks in no small measure to this network! So why don't you just change the channel? Turn off your TVs. Do it right now. Go ahead." – [Judd Hirsch from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip] |