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March 31 – "I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now." – [Edna Mode (Brad Bird) from The Incredibles] |
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March 30 – "I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on, leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so." – [Elastigirl (Holly Hunter) from The Incredibles] |
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March 29 – "Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode? –Oh, no way. Where? Holy crap, he's with a girl. –Oh, yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1. –But he's the guy from Depeche Mode. It's impossible. –Straight. –Come on. He's in Depehce Mode!" – [Dr. Girlfriend and The Monarch (Doc Hammer and Christopher McCulloch) from The Venture Bros.] |
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March 28 – "This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it." – [Edna Mode (Brad Bird) from The Incredibles] |
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March 25 – "Our people settled this country long before the Anglos. We were the great pioneers of the West. We produced great philosophers like Ramos, humanists like Juarez, artists like Diego Rivera. But to people like Maze, we're just wetbacks." – [Ned Romero from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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March 24 – "What in Judas-Rocking-Priest is going on around here?!" – [Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy (Harry Goz) from Sealab 2021] |
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March 23 – "Apparently, this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super science. In short, I pissed in God's eye and he blinked." – [Dr. Rusty Venture (James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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March 16~22 – Taking some time off for my birthday; here's a bunch of clips to tide you over until I return next week
"I haven't been in prison long enough for this." – [Jeffrey Jones from Mom And Dad Save The World]
"Ouch! –Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building, like, now! Get out!" – [Will Ferrell from Zoolander]
"Don't mess with the volcano, my man. 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your… butt." – [Ben Stiller from Mystery Men]
"You told him to kiss me? –Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job. –(slap) That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled." – [Dorothy Malone and Dean Martin from Artists And Models]
"This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding." – [Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson) from Yûgiô (aka Yu-Gi-Oh!)
"You don't look well, Don Constantine. Time's a bitch, isn't it?" – [Nigel Bennett from Forever Knight] |
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March 15 – "Sonya, we're here to help someone. For once, we're gonna think about something besides our careers and our hair." – [Matt Dillon from In & Out] |
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March 14 – "You know, fella, we got smart aleck reporters right here at home. –Any town that could dream up a hoax like this has a sense of humor that I wouldn't try to compete with." – [Hugh Sanders and Leonard Nimoy from The Outer Limits] |
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March 11 – "I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus. And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos. –They give out PhDs for that? –Junior college upstate; Communications Major, Minor in Women's Studies. But I assure you, sir, the 'doctor' title was bestowed on me by a higher power than a mere college professor." – [Dr. Orpheus and Dr. Rusty Venture (Steven Rattazzi and James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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March 10 – "Can you people learn to speak English? You live in the frickin' United States of America! I ordered french fries!" – [Kirstie Alley from Fat Actress] |
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March 9 – "Kip, I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. Y-you ever come across anything like time travel? –Easy. I've already looked into for myself." – [Jon Gries and Aaron Ruell from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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March 8 – "I have my flaws, too. –The difference is my flaws are personal. Yours are professional." – [Katee Sackhoff and Michael Hogan from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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March 7 – "Day by day, trust takes time." – [Anthony Simcoe from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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March 4 – "Know what could really help you sort through these important issues? –What? –Orange Mocha Frappuccino!" – [Alexander Skarsgård, Ben Stiller, Asio Highsmith, Alexandre Manning, and Nathan Lee Graham from Zoolander] |
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March 3 – "Uhhhh, how about I give you my number to my private two-way wrist communicator watch?" – [Dr. Rusty Venture (James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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March 2 – "No! No, no, no! Bad robot! Bad H.E.L.P.eR.! We don't do that! We do not eat test tubes! Come here! –(beeping and crunching) –I'm not playing games here. What, you don't feel well now? Well, what did you expect? You're mixing acids and bases there." – [Dr. Rusty Venture and H.E.L.P.eR. (James Urbaniak and Soul-Bot) from The Venture Bros.] |
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March 1 – "This looks like Death not only took a holiday, but he got a hangover from taking it." – [Sammy Petrillo from Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla] |
