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March 29- The trifecta is now complete... In Memoriam: Billy Wilder, writer, director, producer
"You see, this is my life, it always will be. There's nothing else… just us and the cameras and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." - [Gloria Swanson from Sunset Boulevard] |
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March 28 - Wow! Yesterday was a sad day for the world of comedy. We have a double-header!
In Memoriam, Milton Berle:
"Now, Ruth, when a man matures he wants the kind of success that brings respect. I mean, when you meet people today and you talk about Berle, what's the best thing they can say about him? 'He's funny, he's funny, he's funny.' Well, I'm out to prove that Berle is not funny... That's not a nice thing to say. –I didn't say anything. –That's what hurts. You love me too much to say it." - [Milton and Ruth Berle from The Lucy Show]
"And now, ladies and gentelmen, as I look into your faces, and believe me, some of your faces need looking into…" - [Milton Berle from The Milton Berle Show]
In Memoriam, Dudley Moore:
"Take me home. –What? –Take me home, please! –Uh, sure. Um… my place or--or yours? –Which is closer?" - [Goldie Hawn and Dudley Moore from Foul Play]
"Do you have any binoculars? –What's that? Binoculars! Are you into that, too? Me, as well! I read about it in Penthouse! Just a second!" - [Goldie Hawn and Dudley Moore from Foul Play] |
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March 27- "What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?" - [Frankie Avalon from Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine] |
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March 26 - "Frankenstein Jr., from now on the destiny of the whole world is in your hands!" - [Buzz Conroy (Dick Beals) from Frankenstein Jr.] |
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March 25 - "Movies, television, video games… These days it's hard to tell what's real and what's not." - [Hudson (Ed Asner) from Gargoyles] |
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March 22~24 - "You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?" - [Groucho Marx] |
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March 21 - "I hate that thing!" - [George Jetson (George O'Hanlon) from The Jetsons] |
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March 20 - "Good, Daria! You go, girlfriend!" - [Mr. Anthony DeMartino (Marc Thompson) from Daria] |
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March 19 - "Pay no attention to that mouse behind the curtain. -Narf!" - [Brain and Pinky (Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulsen) from Pinky and the Brain] |
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March 18 - "We are The Matrix. We create Order from Chaos." - [The Matrix from Gargoyles] |
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March 15~17 - "Sometimes I suspect that you forget you're a member of Secret Intelligence Command. You're a SIC man!" - [Fred Clark from Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine] |
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March 14 - "Tell me this, do they have auditions for television? -That's, uh, all television is, my dear, nothing but auditions." - [Marilyn Monroe and George Sanders from All About Eve] |
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March 13 - "Now I went to a St. Patrick's Day party last night, and every important Irish celebrity in Hollywood was there: Maureen O'Hara, Dan O'Herlihy, Pat O'Brien. And when they served the free lunch another Irishman showed up: Jack O'Benny." - [Bob Hope] |
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March 12 - "Quickly, before it's too late! Press the Superhero button!" - [a Colonel (Paul Frees?) from Frankenstein Jr.] |
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March 11 - "Uh-oh! Something's wrong at the Capitol! Suffering security, there's trouble afoot!" - [Buzz Conroy (Dick Beals) from Frankenstein Jr.] |
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March 8~10 - "Television is responsible for the utter degradation of our society. We should write letters. -Mom? -What? -Get a life." - [Grandma Ethyl Phillips & Fran Sinclair (Florence Stanley & Jessica Walter) from Dinosaurs] |
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March 7 - "Um, why do you want to go to art college? You're already an artist. -I know, but I want to be a starving artist so I need to ring up more debt." - [Trent and Jane Lane (Alvaro J. Gonzalez and Wendy Hoopes) from Daria] |
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March 6 - "Bill? -What? -Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." - [Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
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March 5 - "Sex without love is an empty experience. -Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." - [Diane Keaton and Woody Allen from Love And Death] |
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March 4 - "(siren) Skybird, this is Dropkick with a Red-dash-Alpha message in two parts. Break. Break." - [voice over speaker from Wargames] |
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March 1~3 - "The ninjas failed and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do. -Yes, tell them to wash with a loofah sponge." - [Mr. Tinkles and Calico (Sean Hayes and Jon Lovitz) from Cats & Dogs] |
