| 2002-03-29
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"Say, listen, I've worked too hard to land this meal ticket to make any false moves now."
[Joan Crawford (Crystal Allen)
from Women, The] |
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"You see, this is my life, it always will be. There's nothing else… just us and the cameras and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
[Gloria Swanson (Norma Desmond)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
| 2002-03-28
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(background)
"Here it is, my own little beaver trap."
[Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)
from Foul Play] |
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"Do you have any binoculars? –What's that? Binoculars! Are you into that, too? Me, as well! I read about it in Penthouse! Just a second!"
[Goldie Hawn (Gloria Mundy) | Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)
from Foul Play] |
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"Take me home. –What? –Take me home, please! –Uh, sure. Um… my place or--or yours? –Which is closer?"
[Goldie Hawn (Gloria Mundy) | Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)
from Foul Play] |
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Wow! Yesterday was a sad day for the world of comedy. In Memoriam, Milton Berle.
"Now, Ruth, when a man matures he wants the kind of success that brings respect. I mean, when you meet people today and you talk about Berle, what's the best thing they can say about him? 'He's funny, he's funny, he's funny.' Well, I'm out to prove that Berle is not funny... That's not a nice thing to say. –I didn't say anything. –That's what hurts. You love me too much to say it."
[Milton Berle (Himself) | Ruth Berle (Herself)
from Lucy Show, The] |
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In Memoriam, Milton Berle
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, as I look into your faces, and believe me, some of your faces need looking into…"
[Milton Berle (Himself)
from Milton Berle Show, The] |
| 2002-03-27
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"What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
[Frankie Avalon (Craig Gamble)
from Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine] |
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(background)
"Well, it looks like it's going to be another fine day."
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen)
from The Cowboys] |
| 2002-03-26
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(background)
"Where are the Cheetos?!" (an outtake from the video game Summoner)
[uncredited
from Extended Play] |
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"Frankenstein Jr., from now on the destiny of the whole world is in your hands!"
[Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-03-25
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"Movies, television, video games… These days it's hard to tell what's real and what's not."
[Edward Asner (Hudson)
from Gargoyles] |
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(background)
"What are you babbling about?"
[Agnes Moorehead (Endora)
from Bewitched] |
| 2002-03-22
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"You bet my sweet ass." (outtake)
[Jack Benny (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
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"You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?"
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
| 2002-03-21
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"I hate that thing!"
[George O'Hanlon (George Jetson)
from Jetsons, The] |
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(background)
SFX: the Jetson's doorbell
[Sound Effects
from Jetsons, The] |
| 2002-03-20
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"Good, Daria! You go, girlfriend!"
[Marc Thompson (Anthony DeMartino)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Bizarre little twit."
[David Niven (Dick Charleston)
from Murder By Death] |
| 2002-03-19
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"Pay no attention to that mouse behind the curtain. –Narf!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & the Brain] |
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(background)
"And we did all that without computers!"
[Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
| 2002-03-18
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"We are The Matrix. We create Order from Chaos."
[uncredited (The Matrix)
from Gargoyles] |
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(background)
"What is this 'nanotechnology?'"
[Keith David (Goliath)
from Gargoyles] |
| 2002-03-15
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"Sometimes I suspect that you forget you're a member of Secret Intelligence Command. You're a SIC man!"
[Fred Clark (Donald J. Penney, SIC man)
from Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine] |
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(background)
"Get out."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator, The] |
| 2002-03-14
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"Tell me this, do they have auditions for television? –That's, uh, all television is, my dear, nothing but auditions."
[Marilyn Monroe (Miss Casswell) | George Sanders (Addison DeWitt)
from All About Eve] |
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(background)
"Opening night prima donnas."
[George Memmoli (Philbin)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2002-03-13
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"Now I went to a St. Patrick's Day party last night, and every important Irish celebrity in Hollywood was there: Maureen O'Hara, Dan O'Herlihy, Pat O'Brien. And when they served the free lunch another Irishman showed up: Jack O'Benny."
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
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(background)
"Let me tell you something about TPS reports."
[Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons)
from Office Space] |
| 2002-03-12
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(background)
"So you were watching on your screen, huh? I'm going to have to cut off mutual scanning."
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
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"Quickly, before it's too late! Press the Superhero button!"
[unknown
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-03-11
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(background)
"This calls for Super Suction Drawing Power!"
[Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
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"Uh-oh! Something's wrong at the Capitol! Suffering security, there's trouble afoot!"
[Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-03-08
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"Television is responsible for the utter degradation of our society. We should write letters. –Mom? –What? –Get a life."
[Florence Stanley (Grandma Ethyl Phillips) | Jessica Walter (Fran Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"That is the biggest mystery of them all."
[Jack Albertson
from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] |
| 2002-03-07
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"Um, why do you want to go to art college? You're already an artist. –I know, but I want to be a starving artist so I need to ring up more debt."
[Alvaro J. Gonzalez (Trent Lane) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Aah! I've been slimed!"
[Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
| 2002-03-06
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(background)
"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."
[Charles Gray (The Criminologist)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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"Bill? –What? –Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
[Keanu Reeves (Ted 'Theodore' Logan) | Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston, Esq.)
from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure] |
| 2002-03-05
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(background)
"You're disgusting, but I love you. –Well, my disgustingness is my best feature."
[Olga Georges-Picot (Countess Alexandrovna) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)
from Love And Death] |
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"Sex without love is an empty experience. –Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
[Diane Keaton (Sonja) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)
from Love And Death] |
| 2002-03-04
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"(siren) Skybird, this is Dropkick with a Red-dash-Alpha message in two parts. Break. Break."
[uncredited
from WarGames] |
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(background)
"Greetings, Professor Falken."
[computer generated (WOPR)
from WarGames] |
| 2002-03-01
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"The ninjas failed and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do. –Yes, tell them to wash with a loofah sponge."
[Sean Hayes (Mr. Tinkles) | Jon Lovitz (Calico)
from Cats & Dogs] |
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(background)
"Computer, delete the diva."
[Robert Picardo (The Doctor)
from Star Trek: Voyager] |
