February 2009 Archives

2009-02-28 Movie "Well, well, come on, Big Daddy! Give us the word! –The Pit... Bring me my pendulum, kiddies, I feel like swinging." [Robert Cummings (Prof. Robert 'Bob' Orwell Sutwell) | Vincent Price (Big Daddy) from Beach Party]
Movie (background) "I'm not gonna let any over-aged fuzzy-face take away my girl, not if I have anything to do with it! And believe me, mister, I do!" [Frankie Avalon (Frankie) from Beach Party]
2009-02-27 Movie "You know, the only thing I've studied this semester is you. –Well, I hope you don't flunk. –Well, there's always summer school, you know." [Frankie Avalon (Frankie) | Annette Funicello (Dolores / DeeDee) from Beach Party]
Movie (background) "Boy, that kid's really got a chip on his shoulder. I think it's his head." [Morey Amsterdam (Cappy) from Beach Party]
2009-02-26 Movie "Well, hello Mr. Fancy-Pants. I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town." [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
Movie (background) "Come get some." [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
2009-02-25 Movie "The road to genius is paved with fumble-footing and bumbling. Anyone who falls flat on his face is at least moving in the right direction: forward. And the fellow who makes the most mistakes may be the one who will save the neck of the whole world some day." [Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) from Son Of Flubber]
Movie (background) "Why if you weren't deductible, I'd disown you!" [Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) from Son Of Flubber]
2009-02-24 Television "OK, good. Benjamin, rip off that shirt. We gotta get you lubed up. –No! I'm not taking naked pictures! –Oh, come on! Don't… Don't be embarrassed, you littly shy-guy, all right? I'll get naked with you." [Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) | Rick Gonzalez (Ben Gonzalez) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Ah, three dudes in a tent? Sexy." [Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) from Reaper]
2009-02-23 Movie "I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me." [John Wayne (George Washington McLintock) from McLintock!]
Movie (background) "Shoot him, Daddy! Shoot him at once!" [Stefanie Powers (Becky McLintock) from McLintock!]
2009-02-22 Movie "After reviewing all personnel files, I have selected you to serve, as long as you cooperate, as my link to your species." [Paul Frees (Colossus) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
Movie (background) "You are fools." [Paul Frees (Colossus) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
2009-02-21 Television "I'll tell you what, how about we go 'Rock-Paper-Scissors'? –Ew, I don't think so. No. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of 'Rock-Paper-Scissors', players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest 'Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock'. –What? –Oh, it's very simple. Look, Scissors cuts Paper. Paper covers Rock. Rock crushes Lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes Scissors. Scissors decapitates Lizard. Lizard eats Paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes Rock. And as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors." [Kunal Nayyar (Rajnesh Koothrappali) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "Hey, buddy. What brings you to my little slice of hell?" [Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2009-02-20 Movie "Oh! Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife?! –He's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence." [Maureen O'Hara (Katherine Gilhooley McLintock) | John Wayne (George Washington McLintock) from McLintock!]
Movie (background) "You keep a civil tongue in your unprepossessing face!" [Maureen O'Hara (Katherine Gilhooley McLintock) from McLintock!]
2009-02-19 Movie "Give her 800 aspirin and call me in the morning." [Dom DeLuise (Doc) from Smokey and the Bandit II]
Movie (background) "Get in the car, junior. We're surrounded by a mental case." [Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) from Smokey and the Bandit II]
2009-02-18 Movie "Yo, She-Bitch... (gun cocks) Let's go." [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
Movie (background) "Hail to the King, baby." [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
2009-02-17 Television "This is a UNIT facility. Your rights as a citizen have been withdrawn. You'll be held here indefinitely. We are not required to provide you with legal representation. Anything you say will be recorded. You will be allowed no communication with any person or organization outside this facility. There is no right of appeal. If you fail to comply with the rules, we are authorized to discipline you." [uncredited from Torchwood]
Television (background) "Who are you? –I'm Torchwood." [Paul Kasey (Blowfish) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
2009-02-16 Movie "This is my boomstick!" [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
Movie (background) "Give me some sugar, baby." [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
2009-02-15 Television "Looks like another job for Buster The Crash-Test Dummy." [Robert Lee (Narrator) from MythBusters]
Television (background) "Total crapola. This is a complete and utter disaster." [Adam Savage (Himself) from MythBusters]
2009-02-14 Movie "Shh! How can I remember? I'm all excited because you're loving me up! Ooh. Aah." [Jayne Mansfield (Rita Marlowe) from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?]
Movie (background) "Don't sell yourself short, darling. You know your way around a kiss." [Jayne Mansfield (Rita Marlowe) from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?]
2009-02-13 Movie "Now if you'll just give me a check for the amount on this paper here, please. –But how can I pay you if nobody pays me? –Well, I regret to say, Professor, that's your problem. But look at it from our standpoint. We've been counting on you. We trusted you. Uncle Sam needs the money." [Bob Sweeney (Mr. Harker) | Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) from Son Of Flubber]
Movie (background) "You'd think those people at the Pentagon could've least have given us a couple hundred thousand out of petty cash, or something." [Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) from Son Of Flubber]
2009-02-12 Movie "You want money? What kind of terrorists are you? –(laughing) Who said we were terrorists?" [James Shigeta (Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi) | Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber) from Die Hard]
Movie (background) "Oh my god, the quarterback is toast!" [Clarence Gilyard Jr. (Theo) from Die Hard]
2009-02-11 Movie "Remember, you're in Washington. Stop trying to be reasonable about money or you're going to bollocks up the whole thing." [Edward Andrews (Defense Secretary) from Son Of Flubber]
Movie (background) "Don't let those double-breasted suits up there fool you. Those boys are tough." [Edward Andrews (Defense Secretary) from Son Of Flubber]
2009-02-10 Television "I'm not gonna lie to you, Sammy. I have some serious egg on my face. You know, I'm starting to feel that maybe torture isn't the way to get what you want, you know? Like, maybe… people just tell you what you want to hear so that you stop pulling out their fingernails?" [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
Television (background) "You are an ass!" [Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) from Reaper]
2009-02-09 Movie "Oh. My. God! Oh my god. Oh my god; oh my god. Is he nuts? –He no nuts. He's crazy." [Kate Capshaw (Wilhelmina 'Willie' Scott) | Jonathan Ke Huy Quan (Short Round) from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
Movie (background) "The biggest trouble with her is the noise." [Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones) from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
2009-02-08 Movie "I don't like nobody following me unless I know why. –Well, I don't join up with anybody 'till I see where he's going." [Keith David (Frank) | Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
Movie (background) "I don't like this one bit... not one bit." [Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
2009-02-07 Television "36 minutes… not bad. –You were watching? –Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water? I was taking pictures." [John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) | Burn Gorman (Owen Harper) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "I'm literally too cool for school." [Burn Gorman (Owen Harper) from Torchwood]
2009-02-06 Movie "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear will never do it again... until the next time company comes." [Marilyn Sokol (Lulu Brecht) from Can't Stop The Music]
Television (background) "What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking?" [Megan Mullally (Karen Walker) from Will & Grace]
2009-02-05 Movie "Oh, you don't know him. You don't know him at all! The man is ruthless! He gets all that taxpayers' money, and still he's ruthless!" [Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) from Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The]
Movie (background) "(siren) –I'll get it." [Jon Provost (Bradley) from Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The]
2009-02-04 Television "Walter, what are you doing? –I'm dosing a caterpillar. –Dosing? As in LSD? –Well, it's a special blend. –I see. Hey, guess what just happened. –Hmm? –Finding out that my father's giving drugs to bugs somehow just became a typical moment in my life. –It's wonderful, isn't it?" [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) | John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
Television (background) "They super-sized the common cold. Which, as it turns out, is disgusting." [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) from Fringe]
2009-02-03 Movie "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just do things." [Heath Ledger (The Joker) from Dark Knight, The]
Movie (background) "Spying on 30 million isn't part of my job description." [Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox) from Dark Knight, The]
2009-02-02 Movie "Do you remember what we said on New Caprica? How we talked about trying to live for Today? Well, you better think about that, because maybe tomorrow really isn't coming. Maybe Today is all we have left. And maybe, just maybe, I've earned the right to live a little before I die. Haven't I?" [Mary McDonnell (President Laura Roslin) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "You know, there are days that I really hate this job." [Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2009-02-01 Movie "Mom, would you stop sounding like a radio talk show host?" [Daniel Letterle (Ethan Green) from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The]
Movie (background) "Don't be caustic, honey. Men don't like it, and you will wind up alone." [Meredith Baxter (Harper Green) from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The]