February 2008 Archives

2008-02-29 Television "The Boots of Evil were made for walkin'!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Television (background) "A clue, no doubt!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
2008-02-28 Television "Ho, ho, do you have a Team Name? I love Team Names; go on. –'Torchwood.' –Oh. Not 'Excalibur'? Uh, 'Blizzard'? 'Bikini Cops'? No? 'Torchwood.' Oh, dear." [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) from Torchwood]
2008-02-27 Television "This is what it feels like to be a bear. You remember what I used to say, Lois, when we first got married? You remember? I used to say, 'What would it feel like to be a bear?' Well, this is it. This is it! I'm living it, baby." [Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) from Family Guy]
Television (background) "Oh no she didn't!" [Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) from Family Guy]
2008-02-26 Movie "'No rain,' he tells me. 'No rain,' he says. No rain! Fucking weatherman." [Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez) from The Ritz]
Movie (background) "Oh, come on. Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check?" [Jack Weston (Gaetano Proclo) from The Ritz]
2008-02-25 Television "Grrr! I should have known that sooner or later a superhero would get involved!" [Roddy McDowall (The Breadmaster) from The Tick]
Television (background) "Now is the time! Seize the day!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
2008-02-22 Movie "Behold… my white castle. –White Castle? I feel like I've been there before." [Jennifer Coolidge (White Bitch) | Kal Penn (Edward) from Epic Movie]
Movie (background) "Take that, Kumar! Hooah!" [Tony Cox (Bink) from Epic Movie]
2008-02-21 Movie "I've whipped up this nasty little soirée over at his friend Wyatt's house. –Soir-what? –Soirée, honey. I think that means, um, 'party.' –Party. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… you know, your basic high school orgy-type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that. No, no, no. No, just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals." [Kelly LeBrock (Lisa) | Britt Leach (Al Wallace) | Barbara Lang (Lucy Wallace) from Weird Science]
Movie (background) "Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're 40 if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?" [Kelly LeBrock (Lisa) from Weird Science]
2008-02-20 Movie "Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by… on her tits. –And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits." [Christopher Murney (Eddie Arkadian) | Faith Prince (Angela Viracco) from Last Dragon, The]
Movie (background) "What you seek is not written on the floor." [Thomas Ikeda (Master) from Last Dragon, The]
2008-02-19 Movie "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." [Harrison Ford (Han Solo) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Movie (background) "And don't let me catch you following me begging for help, because you won't get it." [Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
2008-02-18 Movie "I'm sorry, dear, but to question my practices it to question the Ministry, and by extension, the Minister himself. I am a tolerant woman, but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty." [Imelda Staunton (Dolores Umbridge) from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix]
Movie (background) "Just because you're allowed to use magick now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything!" [Julie Walters (Molly Weasley) from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix]
2008-02-15 Television "I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender." [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Television (background) "How's it going, Team MacGyver?" [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
2008-02-14 Movie "Don't you understand? How can I marry you? Me, the symbol of bachelorhood! I've sneered at every love scene in every play. I've written four million words against marriage. Not only hooked, but to a minister's daughter! And not only a minister's daughter, but a girl from Brooklyn!." [Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster) from Arsenic And Old Lace]
Movie (background) "Mortimer, what in the world is going on around here? I want to know where I stand. –Oh, anywhere, but don't stand there! –But, darling, Niagara Falls! –It does? Well let it!" [Priscilla Lane (Elaine Harper) | Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster) from Arsenic And Old Lace]
2008-02-13 Movie "This would be a good time for you to be quiet. I know that's nearly impossible for you, but if I hear the sound of your voice right now I can't be responsible for my actions. So this would be a very good time for you to shut up!" [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Movie (background) "Hook me up… now." [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
2008-02-12 Movie "We have an urgent telephone call for somebody called Wally at the front office. Yeah, that's all they said, someone called Wally." [Dave King (Abe Lefkowitz) from The Ritz]
Movie (background) "(telephone rings) Aaaaaaah!" [F. Murray Abraham (Chris) from The Ritz]
2008-02-11 Television "(beeping) Whoa. That never beeps. –That's what I was thinking." [Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?" [Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper) from Torchwood]
2008-02-08 Television "Let's all have sex. –And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse." [Burn Gorman (Owen Harper) | Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "Coming up in the commercial break, let's all have sex." [uncredited (announcer) from Torchwood]
2008-02-07 Television "Kara Thrace will lead the human race to its end. –What? –She is the herald of the apocolypse, the harbinger of death. They must not follow her." [Campbell Lane (Hybrid) | Stephanie Chaves-Jacobsen (Kendra Shaw) from Battlestar Galactica: Razor]
Television (background) "What had I done? What had so angered the gods that they would do this to me?" [Dirk Benedict (Starbuck) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
2008-02-06 Television "All this has happened before and will happen again… again… again… again… again… again… again… again… again… again… (explosion)" [Campbell Lane (Hybrid) from Battlestar Galactica: Razor]
Television (background) "The Cylons lured me into their deception once… never again." [Lorne Greene (Commander Adama) from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series]
2008-02-05 Television "The ability to fly no longer available in Bud Light." (from Bud Light) [uncredited (announcer) from Commercials]
Television (background) "Wake up, people!" (from Pepsi Max) [uncredited from Commercials]
2008-02-04 Television "(sneezing) –The ability to breathe fire no longer available in Bud Light." (from Bud Light) [uncredited (announcer) from Commercials]
Television (background) "Bud Light. Suck one. –Cut!" (from Bud Light) [Will Ferrell | uncredited (announcer) from Commercials]
2008-02-01 Television "Dean, stop riding The Perfect Man! Brock has to kill him now. –Aw, can't we keep him? –Yeah, Dad, can't we? We'll feed The Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please? –No. He's an abomination." [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "You're not in the Marines anymore! This is Intelligence, start using it! –'K, C-Colonel… –Call me Hunter." [Christopher McCulloch (Hunter Gathers) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]