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February 2008 Archive

Television February 29th, 2008 "The Boots of Evil were made for walkin'!" — [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Television February 29th, 2008 (background) "A clue, no doubt!" — [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Television February 28th, 2008 "Ho, ho, do you have a Team Name? I love Team Names; go on. –'Torchwood.' –Oh. Not 'Excalibur'? Uh, 'Blizzard'? 'Bikini Cops'? No? 'Torchwood.' Oh, dear." — [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) & John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
Television February 28th, 2008 (background) "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." — [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) from Torchwood]
Television February 27th, 2008 "This is what it feels like to be a bear. You remember what I used to say, Lois, when we first got married? You remember? I used to say, 'What would it feel like to be a bear?' Well, this is it. This is it! I'm living it, baby." — [Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) from Family Guy]
Television February 27th, 2008 (background) "Oh no she didn't!" — [Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) from Family Guy]
Film February 26th, 2008 "'No rain,' he tells me. 'No rain,' he says. No rain! Fucking weatherman." — [Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez) from The Ritz]
Film February 26th, 2008 (background) "Oh, come on. Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check?" — [Jack Weston (Gaetano Proclo) from The Ritz]
Television February 25th, 2008 "Grrr! I should have known that sooner or later a superhero would get involved!" — [Roddy McDowall (The Breadmaster) from The Tick]
Television February 25th, 2008 (background) "Now is the time! Seize the day!" — [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Film February 22nd, 2008 "Behold… my white castle. –White Castle? I feel like I've been there before." — [Jennifer Coolidge (White Bitch) & Kal Penn (Edward) from Epic Movie]
Film February 22nd, 2008 (background) "Take that, Kumar! Hooah!" — [Tony Cox (Bink) from Epic Movie]
Film February 21st, 2008 "I've whipped up this nasty little soirée over at his friend Wyatt's house. –Soir-what? –Soirée, honey. I think that means, um, 'party.' –Party. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips… you know, your basic high school orgy-type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that. No, no, no. No, just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals." — [Kelly LeBrock (Lisa) & Britt Leach (Al Wallace) & Barbara Lang (Lucy Wallace) from Weird Science]
Film February 21st, 2008 (background) "Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're 40 if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?" — [Kelly LeBrock (Lisa) from Weird Science]
Film February 20th, 2008 "Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by… on her tits. –And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits." — [Christopher Murney (Eddie Arkadian) & Faith Prince (Angela Viracco) from Last Dragon, The]
Film February 20th, 2008 (background) "What you seek is not written on the floor." — [Thomas Ikeda (Master) from Last Dragon, The]
Film February 19th, 2008 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." — [Harrison Ford (Han Solo) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Film February 19th, 2008 (background) "And don't let me catch you following me begging for help, because you won't get it." — [Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Film February 18th, 2008 "I'm sorry, dear, but to question my practices it to question the Ministry, and by extension, the Minister himself. I am a tolerant woman, but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty." — [Imelda Staunton (Dolores Umbridge) from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix]
Film February 18th, 2008 (background) "Just because you're allowed to use magick now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything!" — [Julie Walters (Molly Weasley) from Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix]
Television February 15th, 2008 "I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender." — [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Television February 15th, 2008 (background) "How's it going, Team MacGyver?" — [Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) from House M.D.]
Film February 14th, 2008 "Don't you understand? How can I marry you? Me, the symbol of bachelorhood! I've sneered at every love scene in every play. I've written four million words against marriage. Not only hooked, but to a minister's daughter! And not only a minister's daughter, but a girl from Brooklyn!." — [Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster) from Arsenic And Old Lace]
Film February 14th, 2008 (background) "Mortimer, what in the world is going on around here? I want to know where I stand. –Oh, anywhere, but don't stand there! –But, darling, Niagara Falls! –It does? Well let it!" — [Priscilla Lane (Elaine Harper) & Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster) from Arsenic And Old Lace]
Film February 13th, 2008 "This would be a good time for you to be quiet. I know that's nearly impossible for you, but if I hear the sound of your voice right now I can't be responsible for my actions. So this would be a very good time for you to shut up!" — [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Film February 13th, 2008 (background) "Hook me up… now." — [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Film February 12th, 2008 "We have an urgent telephone call for somebody called Wally at the front office. Yeah, that's all they said, someone called Wally." — [Dave King (Abe Lefkowitz) from The Ritz]
Film February 12th, 2008 (background) "(telephone rings) Aaaaaaah!" — [F. Murray Abraham (Chris) from The Ritz]
Television February 11th, 2008 "(beeping) Whoa. That never beeps. –That's what I was thinking." — [Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones) & John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
Television February 11th, 2008 (background) "Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?" — [Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper) from Torchwood]
Television February 8th, 2008 "Let's all have sex. –And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse." — [Burn Gorman (Owen Harper) & Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones) from Torchwood]
Television February 8th, 2008 (background) "Coming up in the commercial break, let's all have sex." — [uncredited (announcer) from Torchwood]
Television February 7th, 2008 "Kara Thrace will lead the human race to its end. –What? –She is the herald of the apocolypse, the harbinger of death. They must not follow her." — [Campbell Lane (Hybrid) & Stephanie Chaves-Jacobsen (Kendra Shaw) from Battlestar Galactica: Razor]
Television February 7th, 2008 (background) "What had I done? What had so angered the gods that they would do this to me?" — [Dirk Benedict (Starbuck) from Battlestar Galactica 1980]
Television February 6th, 2008 "All this has happened before and will happen again… again… again… again… again… again… again… again… again… again… (explosion)" — [Campbell Lane (Hybrid) from Battlestar Galactica: Razor]
Television February 6th, 2008 (background) "The Cylons lured me into their deception once… never again." — [Lorne Greene (Commander Adama) from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series]
Television February 5th, 2008 "The ability to fly no longer available in Bud Light." (from Bud Light) — [uncredited (announcer) from Commercials]
Television February 5th, 2008 (background) "Wake up, people!" (from Pepsi Max) — [uncredited from Commercials]
Television February 4th, 2008 "(sneezing) –The ability to breathe fire no longer available in Bud Light." (from Bud Light) — [uncredited (announcer) from Commercials]
Television February 4th, 2008 (background) "Bud Light. Suck one. –Cut!" (from Bud Light) — [Will Ferrell & uncredited (announcer) from Commercials]
Television February 1st, 2008 "Dean, stop riding The Perfect Man! Brock has to kill him now. –Aw, can't we keep him? –Yeah, Dad, can't we? We'll feed The Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please? –No. He's an abomination." — [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) & Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) & Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television February 1st, 2008 (background) "You're not in the Marines anymore! This is Intelligence, start using it! –'K, C-Colonel… –Call me Hunter." — [Christopher McCulloch (Hunter Gathers) & Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]

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